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have been thinking about this for like two hours and I think what stands out the most is that Trump feels genuinely honored. he has no conception whatsoever that it is complete horseshit invented to flatter him. he loves it!
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
have been thinking about this for like two hours and I think what stands out the most is that Trump feels genuinely honored. he has no conception whatsoever that it is complete horseshit invented to flatter him. he loves it!
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Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
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Because the football feed is covering the draw it allows up and downvotes, thrilling stuff
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Because the football feed is covering the draw it allows up and downvotes, thrilling stuff
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Give Cam the Pat McAfee job and I'll tune in. This is weird and spaced out and the ambient music is disquieting and he's telling the truth give this man the job please this has the vibes of Ripleys Believe It or Not mixed with the Twilight Zone. Get him a dope wool coat and call him Rod Shearling
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Give Cam the Pat McAfee job and I'll tune in. This is weird and spaced out and the ambient music is disquieting and he's telling the truth give this man the job please this has the vibes of Ripleys Believe It or Not mixed with the Twilight Zone. Get him a dope wool coat and call him Rod Shearling
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WHAT
As you consider Bandcamp Friday here's a 'what the...well, why not?' option. (It is indeed a collection of Autechre covers on guitar.)
Autechre Guitar, by Shane Parish
10 track album
shaneparish.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
WHAT
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honestly this is so fucking funny. fifa, an organization skilled in the arts of palm greasing can just make up some dumb award and this guy will dress up in a mayor mccheese sash and rush over to somenly accept it like it's real. he's got the brain of a (non corvid) bird
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
honestly this is so fucking funny. fifa, an organization skilled in the arts of palm greasing can just make up some dumb award and this guy will dress up in a mayor mccheese sash and rush over to somenly accept it like it's real. he's got the brain of a (non corvid) bird
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Saw this and momentarily thought Rachel Brosnahan had gotten engaged to Ernie.
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Saw this and momentarily thought Rachel Brosnahan had gotten engaged to Ernie.
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You’ll never guess where this goes
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You’ll never guess where this goes
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Baseball leads to violence. The evidence is irrefutable.
Violent crime is plummeting in Oakland, according to preliminary police data.
oaklandside.org/2025/12/03/o...
oaklandside.org/2025/12/03/o...
Violent crime in Oakland is way down for the second year in a row
Despite a recent high-profile shooting, 2025 is on pace to see the fewest homicides in over a decade. Robberies have fallen by over half in two years.
oaklandside.org
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Baseball leads to violence. The evidence is irrefutable.
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
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Public smoking bans just got in under the wire, too. Younger folks might not realize how rare they used to be and how hard they were to enact.
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Public smoking bans just got in under the wire, too. Younger folks might not realize how rare they used to be and how hard they were to enact.
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I'm going to reproduce a saucy thread I did some years ago in the other place. It is divisive and produces many odd statements and flushes out parochial opinions.
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December 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I'm going to reproduce a saucy thread I did some years ago in the other place. It is divisive and produces many odd statements and flushes out parochial opinions.
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To me the whole "grindset" shit was the biggest scam ever. They convinced a generation of dolts that breaking your back working 12 hours a day for meager pay or "exposure" was the path to greatness and the rest of us old motherfuckers lived it and learned it wasn't true we just didn't post about it
I shouldn’t have to kill myself to make someone else a ton of money. Fuck hustle culture.
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
To me the whole "grindset" shit was the biggest scam ever. They convinced a generation of dolts that breaking your back working 12 hours a day for meager pay or "exposure" was the path to greatness and the rest of us old motherfuckers lived it and learned it wasn't true we just didn't post about it
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
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the most 2025 thing imaginable: the $600 (plus $7/mo mandatory subscription) encrypted smart toilet which takes pictures of your shit may be used to train an AI algorithm used to analyze your shit and isn’t actually encrypted
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
the most 2025 thing imaginable: the $600 (plus $7/mo mandatory subscription) encrypted smart toilet which takes pictures of your shit may be used to train an AI algorithm used to analyze your shit and isn’t actually encrypted
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there is absolutely no rule that says we have to tolerate these people or suffer them to hoard their riches and peddle their poisons. it's a post rules world now! just noting
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
there is absolutely no rule that says we have to tolerate these people or suffer them to hoard their riches and peddle their poisons. it's a post rules world now! just noting
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national security risk
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
national security risk
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This is the ending of every innovation that people claimed would let us work less hours for the past 20 years, I guess we have to be thankful that they got to part two a little earlier than usual
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says AI will unleash a wave of new ideas and unfinished projects—leaving people busier, not freer, as “everybody’s jobs will be different.” trib.al/i8LvkCC
Nvidia CEO says AI will actually make everyone a lot busier: 'Everybody's jobs will be different' | Fortune
“I would say that there's every evidence that we will be more productive and yet still be busier because we have so many ideas,” Jensen Huang said.
trib.al
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This is the ending of every innovation that people claimed would let us work less hours for the past 20 years, I guess we have to be thankful that they got to part two a little earlier than usual
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Horror/comedy movie: being haunted and constantly roasted by these two.
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Horror/comedy movie: being haunted and constantly roasted by these two.
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I think "financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion" might be the worst thing I've ever read
the competition is strong but it's a real contender
the competition is strong but it's a real contender
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I think "financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion" might be the worst thing I've ever read
the competition is strong but it's a real contender
the competition is strong but it's a real contender