JC
@dragonreborn.bsky.social
Nerd, Dork, Geek & Dweeb. In that order. 🏳️🌈
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When's Kendall Jenner heading over to give Isreal and Palestine a Pepsi?
October 20, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When's Kendall Jenner heading over to give Isreal and Palestine a Pepsi?
Being an adult means people stop caring what your favorite dinosaur is.
September 19, 2023 at 9:34 PM
Being an adult means people stop caring what your favorite dinosaur is.
Mind your P* and Q**s.
*Penises
**Queefs
*Penises
**Queefs
September 19, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Mind your P* and Q**s.
*Penises
**Queefs
*Penises
**Queefs
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you can get through most of life on just “hell yeah brother” and “oof”
September 19, 2023 at 8:47 PM
you can get through most of life on just “hell yeah brother” and “oof”
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My favorite sound of autumn is probably the worms splupling on the sidewalk
September 19, 2023 at 8:15 PM
My favorite sound of autumn is probably the worms splupling on the sidewalk
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No matter what I do, I know that I will never be as interesting as an owl.
September 19, 2023 at 7:53 PM
No matter what I do, I know that I will never be as interesting as an owl.
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Kinda weird how I'm the best thing ever to happen to Bluesky
September 19, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Kinda weird how I'm the best thing ever to happen to Bluesky
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Guard: Are there any reasons why we shouldn't let you into our heavily fortified post-apocalpytic fortress?
Me (recently zombie-bitten, possessed by a demon, has a chestburster behind my sternum and a nascent ebola infection): Not that I know of.
Me (recently zombie-bitten, possessed by a demon, has a chestburster behind my sternum and a nascent ebola infection): Not that I know of.
September 19, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Guard: Are there any reasons why we shouldn't let you into our heavily fortified post-apocalpytic fortress?
Me (recently zombie-bitten, possessed by a demon, has a chestburster behind my sternum and a nascent ebola infection): Not that I know of.
Me (recently zombie-bitten, possessed by a demon, has a chestburster behind my sternum and a nascent ebola infection): Not that I know of.
Sorry I'm late, I was seeing juxtaposed multiple realities while being plagued by inexplicable compulsions and phantom sensations again.
September 19, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Sorry I'm late, I was seeing juxtaposed multiple realities while being plagued by inexplicable compulsions and phantom sensations again.
I put my shirt on before my pants this morning to throw off the Illuminati.
September 19, 2023 at 11:34 AM
I put my shirt on before my pants this morning to throw off the Illuminati.
Anyone else here fueled entirely by rage, or y'all switched to electric yet?
September 19, 2023 at 1:15 AM
Anyone else here fueled entirely by rage, or y'all switched to electric yet?
I don't battle my inner demons anymore. We've teamed up instead.
September 19, 2023 at 12:09 AM
I don't battle my inner demons anymore. We've teamed up instead.
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God doesn't care if you drink or swear
Mostly because he is pretend
Mostly because he is pretend
September 18, 2023 at 11:22 PM
God doesn't care if you drink or swear
Mostly because he is pretend
Mostly because he is pretend
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the sexual tension between me and this tube of chap stick tho
September 18, 2023 at 10:46 PM
the sexual tension between me and this tube of chap stick tho
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Going to the doctor's office again to rip out free cologne samples out of the magazines
September 18, 2023 at 11:02 PM
Going to the doctor's office again to rip out free cologne samples out of the magazines
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Phantom limb but it's a nose hair
September 19, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Phantom limb but it's a nose hair
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Ok I’m gonna be super serious on this website. No silly goosery, no Tom foolerisms, no high jinks.
Strictly low jinks
Strictly low jinks
August 18, 2023 at 8:41 PM
Ok I’m gonna be super serious on this website. No silly goosery, no Tom foolerisms, no high jinks.
Strictly low jinks
Strictly low jinks
*tries on a gas mask*
Me: Shit, I don't look anything like a gas.
Me: Shit, I don't look anything like a gas.
September 18, 2023 at 9:55 PM
*tries on a gas mask*
Me: Shit, I don't look anything like a gas.
Me: Shit, I don't look anything like a gas.