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99% of Republicans understand nothing about intraleft politics. they’re still saying shit like “you won’t be so happy when BILL CLINTON is implicated will you?”
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.
March 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
March 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Musk thinks the same 30-35,000 people are being flown to AOC-Bernie events across the country. Powerful intellect.
March 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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So now Goldberg’s gotta publish them, right? The Espionage Act can’t operate to make him support the incompetent Defense Secretary’s blatant lies, can it?
"Nobody was texting war plans" -- Pete Hegseth
March 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Matt Gaetz is the Eddie Haskell of Jeffrey Epsteins
December 24, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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Open this photo up and look for the small, white dot just left of centre.

It looks like Venus, shining brightly in the twilight sky.

But it's us.

It's Earth.

From Mars.
November 24, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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Absolutely 100%

Notice the significant reduction in nasty Truth social posts/tweets.

I mean I think he’s had like two or three max since the election?

He is so happy right now.
THIS is the happiest Trump will ever be. Pre-presidency, living it up at MAL, no policy decisions, no cabinet meetings, just this: hanging out with hanger-ons, getting the attention he desires. This is what makes him happy.
Ernst, who served for over 23 years, was reportedly interested in Secretary of Defense.

And Elon is still at Mar-a-Lago and involved.
November 24, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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It’s weird just waiting around for the country to get completely screwed starting January 20.
November 23, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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Why are we “striking deals?” We have the fucking majority. I’m so tired of Schumer. If you have to work through the holidays and stay up nights, DO YOUR JOB and confirm judges for every vacancy. I don’t care if it takes longer. DO YOUR JOB.
November 22, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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If Jack Smith writes a report and Garland releases it, that's actually a pretty baller move: releasing a report on an incoming president. If he doesn't release it, I'll join y'all in calling him an ineffective jerk.
November 22, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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i genuinely love that best plan rightwingers can come up with for the future is to create the largest unemployment crisis since the great depression
November 22, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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it’s starting to sound like maybe they are sitting on a stack of pervert reports like they’re smaug the pedophile dragon.
Some House Freedom Caucus members are screaming payback if Dems successfully force a vote on the House floor to release the Gaetz ethics report, saying it could lead to them getting other reports involving current or former Dem members, per Politico
November 22, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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Still can’t get over how many people on the right voluntarily went to bat for Matt Gaetz despite allegations of sex trafficking of a minor. Not only was it for nothing since the AG nomination failed… but now you’re forever on record advocating for an alleged statutory rapist.
November 22, 2024 at 6:14 AM
MAGA Republicans are constantly like, "Here's an obscure flag used by the 17th New York infantry for three months in 1791, and now it's a symbol in support of making January 6th a national holiday celebrating Trump, the Philosopher-King of the Christian American Ethnostate."
October 30, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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it's getting so you can't even make racist jokes about puerto ricans living on a garbage island and black people eating watermelon, because of woke
October 28, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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I’ve heard relatively little discussion over the best reason to vote for Kamala Harris and that is that Samuel Alito wants to retire and Clarence Thomas is 80 years old and we either can replace them with Ketanji Brown Jackson or 35 year old Samuel Alito and 35 year old Clarence Thomas
October 21, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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The more I talk about the election the more shocked I am by how many people memory holed 2016-2020. Every day was a new horror. New emergencies popped up constantly. I fundamentally don’t understand how people seemingly forgot about all of it.
October 9, 2024 at 5:04 PM
FACT CHECK: Biden's assertion that King Henry II ordered the murder of Thomas Becket, the Archbishop of Canterbury, is not true. Henry II merely wondered aloud who might rid him of that meddlesome priest.
August 21, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Remember: here's the breaking news handbook. All of these are good rules to stand by at the moment.
July 13, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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Popping on to say:

A lot of rumors are about to fly about this rally. Trump's team is 100% going to try and take advantage of this situation. So will malicious foreign actors/bots/etc.

Please don't auto share. Check your sources, and vet their wording/sourcing carefully.
July 13, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Oh, you mean the crime he committed as a private citizen before holding office?

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July 2, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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In a lot of ways the entire Republican establishment since the 70s has been dedicated to making sure that what happened to Nixon would never be allowed to happen to one of theirs again
the Supreme Court, not content to immunize only Donald Trump from prosecution, retroactively exonerates Richard Nixon for Watergate
July 1, 2024 at 2:49 PM