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I don't think any single piece of information has ever radicalised me like reading the statistics on how many women have their husbands/boyfriends dump them because they got a terminal illness diagnosis
Among heterosexual couples over age 50, research finds that divorce rates increase significantly when the wife develops a serious illness but the husband does not; however, no such increase is seen when husbands fall ill but wives do not. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/soci...
New Research Reveals a Concerning Emerging Divorce Pattern
Divorce trends among middle-aged adults have revealed a shocking new pattern.
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May 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I don't think any single piece of information has ever radicalised me like reading the statistics on how many women have their husbands/boyfriends dump them because they got a terminal illness diagnosis
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Rinse and repeat for the foreseeable future.
April 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Rinse and repeat for the foreseeable future.
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It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane
April 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane
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Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
March 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
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My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass
March 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass
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Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free
January 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free
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JUSTICE FOR GUMMO
If you are cast as a straight man or romantic lead in black and white comedies alongside your brothers just because your parents were in the industry, you are a Zeppo baby, and yes I know this stinks, but if I had to think it, YOU have to think it.
February 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
JUSTICE FOR GUMMO
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Surprised my ruddy duck stickers aren’t more popular, but I like them. Thinking of not reprinting more once these are sold out. You can get them here if you like ducks! www.thornwolf.com/shop/p/ruddy...
#BSNM #SciArt #Birdsky
#BSNM #SciArt #Birdsky
February 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Surprised my ruddy duck stickers aren’t more popular, but I like them. Thinking of not reprinting more once these are sold out. You can get them here if you like ducks! www.thornwolf.com/shop/p/ruddy...
#BSNM #SciArt #Birdsky
#BSNM #SciArt #Birdsky
Perhaps the most profound lesson the past decade has taught me is that in the presence of uniformly unpalatable options in my life, try to find one that gives you a reason to laugh.
I bought stickers to help me see my stuff until my eyes are better and they say "FOR RECTAL USE ONLY"
I bought stickers to help me see my stuff until my eyes are better and they say "FOR RECTAL USE ONLY"
February 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Perhaps the most profound lesson the past decade has taught me is that in the presence of uniformly unpalatable options in my life, try to find one that gives you a reason to laugh.
I bought stickers to help me see my stuff until my eyes are better and they say "FOR RECTAL USE ONLY"
I bought stickers to help me see my stuff until my eyes are better and they say "FOR RECTAL USE ONLY"
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Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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February 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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theonion.com/happy-p...
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My wife has given me a Valentine's Day envelope addressed to "pudq'snH," which any true devotee of Star Trek will tell you is a Klingon term of endearment, meaning "The One I Will Kill Last," introduced in the classic Next Generation epis-
What?
(flips envelope 180 degrees)
Ohhhhh riiiight got it
What?
(flips envelope 180 degrees)
Ohhhhh riiiight got it
February 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My wife has given me a Valentine's Day envelope addressed to "pudq'snH," which any true devotee of Star Trek will tell you is a Klingon term of endearment, meaning "The One I Will Kill Last," introduced in the classic Next Generation epis-
What?
(flips envelope 180 degrees)
Ohhhhh riiiight got it
What?
(flips envelope 180 degrees)
Ohhhhh riiiight got it
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what i'm trying to say is everyone should watch Connections (1978) with James Burke
i don't know how to explain to people that all the stuff we have is just combinations of different stuff we found around and somebody at some point figured out how to combine them and now we have space shuttles yknow? like those didn't just materialize. we started with fire
February 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
what i'm trying to say is everyone should watch Connections (1978) with James Burke
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Spot on.
Doesn’t get said enough, but hating women will ruin your life. I have never met a happy misogynist. The most frustrated, emotionally unstable people on earth are Men Who Hate Women.
An almost atavistic hatred of an ur woman figure who is their ex wife and that bitch in hr and possibly their first grade teacher
February 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Spot on.
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I have weird little goblins living in my brain and I endorse this message.
The story you write for a "wide audience" will be trammeled by your own (incorrect) belief in the existence of normal people.
The story you write for the weird little goblin who lives inside your brain will grow wings because the world is full of weird little goblins
The story you write for the weird little goblin who lives inside your brain will grow wings because the world is full of weird little goblins
I am here to give you permission to write your really niche story that isn't 'highly marketable' and that brings you the most joy.
Embrace the cringe, vulnerability, and unapolagetic need to write your story- we really need less stories with a 'wider audience' in mind
Embrace the cringe, vulnerability, and unapolagetic need to write your story- we really need less stories with a 'wider audience' in mind
April 5, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I have weird little goblins living in my brain and I endorse this message.
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I don’t know who wrote this, but it’s absolutely perfect
March 23, 2024 at 10:09 AM
I don’t know who wrote this, but it’s absolutely perfect
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I always laugh at the skit he and Groucho did where Jack (in disguise) and a partner were on “You Bet Your Life” and Groucho’s question was “For $3,000, can you tell me how old Jack Benny really is?” youtu.be/3wNK1Jt4JLg?...
Jack Benny vs. Groucho 1955
On his TV show, Jack Benny plays a contestant on Groucho's "You Bet Your Life" Program. That's Irene Tedrow in between the two masters. This is just a trea...
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February 16, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I always laugh at the skit he and Groucho did where Jack (in disguise) and a partner were on “You Bet Your Life” and Groucho’s question was “For $3,000, can you tell me how old Jack Benny really is?” youtu.be/3wNK1Jt4JLg?...
people joke that everyone buys milk, bread, and eggs ahead of snow to make french toast, but really it's to make an edible igloo
January 15, 2024 at 4:29 AM
people joke that everyone buys milk, bread, and eggs ahead of snow to make french toast, but really it's to make an edible igloo
Keep having nightmares I'll be snatched off the street and wake up emceeing the Golden Globes
January 14, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Keep having nightmares I'll be snatched off the street and wake up emceeing the Golden Globes
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That immediately reminded me of this. The Butts Match!
January 10, 2024 at 12:50 AM
That immediately reminded me of this. The Butts Match!
Gonna say it's probably okay now for stores to start putting up Christmas decorations
December 23, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Gonna say it's probably okay now for stores to start putting up Christmas decorations
Remind me to post a good pun later
December 17, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Remind me to post a good pun later