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Daniel Fehrenbach
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Takoma Park, MD, previously Chicago and Brooklyn. NY Times Staff Software Engineer for Editorial Workflow.
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How are we both in like a monoculture but also in a world where I’ll catch a late night interview w/ an actor I’ve never heard of where the host will be like “how does it feel to be on the most popular tv show in America?” And the show is something like “Pills Tomorrow”, 3 seasons deep on Paramount+
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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A friendly audience
January 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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I will say it until I’m out of breath but if you’re critical of colleges offering “fake” degree programs with absolutely no intellectual rigor, start with the undergrad business degree or I’m not taking you seriously. 100% fake curriculum of airport Leadership slop.
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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[spends an hour trying to find the perfect background YouTube video to get me through the last hour and a half of work]

"Oh wow, where did the time go?"
October 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I agree that House of Jealous Lovers is an absolute banger but I don't get why we're all talking about The Rapture today
September 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw
i don't mean to come off as rude but we cannot sustain ourselves on outrage and anger forever. i think it's even more important now to post about other things too. even if it gets less engagement. you never know who will find it cool and interesting.
It’s a real mindfuck when most ppl wanna post about their latest failures/successes, or weird shit they saw in the wild or cool stuff they made…but the country is a cesspool so cool/weird shit seems trite.
June 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Until you’ve participated in union contract negotiation it can be hard to conceptualize that an owner or manager would care more about screwing their workers than keeping a business profitable or indeed open at all, but it’s actually not so uncommon!
September 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The Decent

#MildHorror
THAT ONE HILL OVER THERE HAS AN EYE.

#MildHorror
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, IT’S A BUMMER.

#MildHorror
July 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is probably awful, on the other hand a very real question that comes up quite often is "How did you end up with only one shoe right now, and where is the other one?"
“Inside the heel of the shoe, a small insert can be lifted to reveal the compartment. Then, parents can track the location of their child — or, at least their child’s shoes.”
Skechers is making kids' shoes with a hidden AirTag compartment | TechCrunch
Skechers launches kids' shoes with built-in AirTag holder.
techcrunch.com
July 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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fake plastic trees
I find myself singing this to the tune of Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time"

"If you're lost, you can look, and you will find it ..."
May 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Someone check if the pope ever worked at GroupOn
May 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
midwestern pope - that is something I would never have expected
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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So, I hear ya’ll like #Sinners. might I also humbly suggest…
April 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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This is like a raw listing of subdirectories in a Napster folder
April 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
javascript do anything more readable than a tortured nested || and ternary conditional challenge - impossible
April 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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getting tired because i keep placing then removing the first brick of my iphone assembly plant
April 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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If you don’t have a union in your workplace, start organizing one today. When the recession hits, that will be your only protection. Do it now.
April 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Wisconsin fought and clawed to get out from under the thumb of the Kochs and Uihleins who had bought and paid for gerrymandered Republican dominance for years. And then another rich motherfucker showed up and the whole state said not today.
April 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes.

Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out
March 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
5. use a huge drill on the bank vault door
4. getting the team back together
3. something is wrong underwater
2. dark secrets on the haunted space station
1. you can kill ghosts with guns
my favorite film genres:

5. cop with a conscience

4. an assassin has an existential crisis

3. a team of thieves pull off the heist of the century

2. a middle-aged bureaucrat is embroiled in a political conspiracy

1. a lawyer or journalist sifts through documents to discover that THEY KNEW
my favorite film genres:

5. Let's Put on a Show!

4. Spunky Broad Absolutely Ruins Square Guy's Well-Ordered Life

3. Hot People Are Mean to Each Other

2. Regular People Are Just Trying to Live Their Lives

1. Crimes Are Occurring but the Real Crime is Systems of Power Inside and Outside the Law
March 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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they fired the guy who said it would be a bad idea
March 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM