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Saw an advertisement for a bag that holds goops and slimes... An intriguing offer but I'll pass. I have two hands after all!
January 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Saw an advertisement for a bag that holds goops and slimes... An intriguing offer but I'll pass. I have two hands after all!
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mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
May 1, 2023 at 7:49 PM
mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
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r/realestate
AITA? My (35M) client (824M) wants to hold mental and sexual dominion over my wife (25F) and insists I permitted it in a contract
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AITA? My (35M) client (824M) wants to hold mental and sexual dominion over my wife (25F) and insists I permitted it in a contract
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December 31, 2024 at 12:21 AM
r/realestate
AITA? My (35M) client (824M) wants to hold mental and sexual dominion over my wife (25F) and insists I permitted it in a contract
⬆️2931
AITA? My (35M) client (824M) wants to hold mental and sexual dominion over my wife (25F) and insists I permitted it in a contract
⬆️2931
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out for 2025: regrets, anxiety, fast fashion, complicated skincare routines
in for 2025: eating dessicant pouches, becoming a mummy, cursing the land, giant wailing face in sandstorm
in for 2025: eating dessicant pouches, becoming a mummy, cursing the land, giant wailing face in sandstorm
December 31, 2024 at 3:04 AM
out for 2025: regrets, anxiety, fast fashion, complicated skincare routines
in for 2025: eating dessicant pouches, becoming a mummy, cursing the land, giant wailing face in sandstorm
in for 2025: eating dessicant pouches, becoming a mummy, cursing the land, giant wailing face in sandstorm
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COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
December 10, 2024 at 5:10 AM
COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
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Howard Brenton says the magic in his plays - Churchill rising from his coffin to speak, that sort of thing - isn't there to make his plays more theatrical but more real. The difference is crucial but takes thinking about.
November 20, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Howard Brenton says the magic in his plays - Churchill rising from his coffin to speak, that sort of thing - isn't there to make his plays more theatrical but more real. The difference is crucial but takes thinking about.
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gotta bring this classic over here
![a tweet from my old twitter account reading “[historian voice] it has always sucked ass to be alive”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n7xsqoc7ztdsmfuvfmtndp52/bafkreia4nvs2gr7aqtvyqinfjfu4bzisrmx6uroc6j64k7rklrpvnsb6gq@jpeg)
November 15, 2024 at 5:07 AM
gotta bring this classic over here
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Dude, I’d be pissed off, too.
November 15, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Dude, I’d be pissed off, too.
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everyone thinks the power of the orb will save them. that's literally how it draws you into peril and misfortune
November 13, 2024 at 1:57 AM
everyone thinks the power of the orb will save them. that's literally how it draws you into peril and misfortune
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My god...that's the king's sigil
November 12, 2024 at 6:44 PM
My god...that's the king's sigil
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Posters for a Korean production of Macbeth
July 28, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Posters for a Korean production of Macbeth
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the reason therapy doesn't work is because therapists are too cowardly to use the clicker on me
July 4, 2024 at 11:45 PM
the reason therapy doesn't work is because therapists are too cowardly to use the clicker on me
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to catch a bus you must think like a bus
May 15, 2024 at 10:40 PM
to catch a bus you must think like a bus
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The quality of being "peaceful" has never insulated anyone from police violence. It's important to remember this. The law is not a moral instrument, and police are violence workers.
May 1, 2024 at 1:42 AM
The quality of being "peaceful" has never insulated anyone from police violence. It's important to remember this. The law is not a moral instrument, and police are violence workers.
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The important thing with slithering through the sewers at night is just to relax and have fun with it
April 30, 2024 at 11:22 AM
The important thing with slithering through the sewers at night is just to relax and have fun with it
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Noticing my adventuring party is weary I reach into my pack and take out the gift the wood elves gave us for just this moment; there wrapped carefully in a thick leaf: an eightball of coke
April 3, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Noticing my adventuring party is weary I reach into my pack and take out the gift the wood elves gave us for just this moment; there wrapped carefully in a thick leaf: an eightball of coke