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@bobelady and I are streaming beloved Look Outside right now on twitch.tv/bobelady
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
@bobelady and I are streaming beloved Look Outside right now on twitch.tv/bobelady
internet fighting is so much fun. im serious, its like an 80s movie where two guys are squaring up and all their respective goons are sayin stuff like "yeah!" and "get him!" i love being one of the guys and also being one of the goons. its bad to make it your whole personality, its best to dabble
February 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
internet fighting is so much fun. im serious, its like an 80s movie where two guys are squaring up and all their respective goons are sayin stuff like "yeah!" and "get him!" i love being one of the guys and also being one of the goons. its bad to make it your whole personality, its best to dabble
used a big black marker to write 'MIGRAINE" on yesterday's logbook page, for posterity. this is so people in the far future will know why i didnt get anything done that day. "finally we understand why she got nothing done that day" they will say 'and we forgive her"
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
used a big black marker to write 'MIGRAINE" on yesterday's logbook page, for posterity. this is so people in the far future will know why i didnt get anything done that day. "finally we understand why she got nothing done that day" they will say 'and we forgive her"
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Bigger Eliza theory
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Bigger Eliza theory
this one is especially funny considering germans are on average still taller than americans (7th tallest nationality in the world by some measures) and were even moreso during WWII
February 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
this one is especially funny considering germans are on average still taller than americans (7th tallest nationality in the world by some measures) and were even moreso during WWII
semi-related but still weird: i've grown a full inch in the past five years and no one knows why. it's probably collagen disorder crap but who knows
February 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
semi-related but still weird: i've grown a full inch in the past five years and no one knows why. it's probably collagen disorder crap but who knows
you have to take me extra seriously when i say anything that's in line with MRA cant like "the male height thing is really fucked up in the USA" because i really hate men so you know im not speaking from a place of emotional compromise
February 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
you have to take me extra seriously when i say anything that's in line with MRA cant like "the male height thing is really fucked up in the USA" because i really hate men so you know im not speaking from a place of emotional compromise
battle of the three syllable Bronte names-that-start-with-E bitches lets go. shut up about 6' men im sick of it
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
battle of the three syllable Bronte names-that-start-with-E bitches lets go. shut up about 6' men im sick of it
sorry im late bestie!! i dont check my feed every four seconds to see what stale bullshit my fellow white women are bandying about
Sweetheart I literally said I don’t care how tall anyone is I care how weird they’re being and you are the one being fucking weird. This was fully six god damn hours ago. Take your anxiety to your therapist not to random women on the internet.
you people are so fucking weird about sizes--the sizes of EVERYTHING--jesus christ
February 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
sorry im late bestie!! i dont check my feed every four seconds to see what stale bullshit my fellow white women are bandying about
you people are so fucking weird about sizes--the sizes of EVERYTHING--jesus christ
February 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
you people are so fucking weird about sizes--the sizes of EVERYTHING--jesus christ
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I am once again begging as a 6'1" femme for men to fucking be normal about height for once
It truly is only weird bc y'all make it so weird all of the time, dear God
It truly is only weird bc y'all make it so weird all of the time, dear God
The average US male height is 5'9".
85% of American males are less than 6 feet tall.
So by your definition, the average male is short.
Only 1% of American males are 6'4" or taller.
So by that:
Very Short: < 5'5"
Short: 5'6" - 5'7"
Normal: 5'8" - 5'10"
Tall: 5'11" - 6-1"
Very tall: > 6'2"
85% of American males are less than 6 feet tall.
So by your definition, the average male is short.
Only 1% of American males are 6'4" or taller.
So by that:
Very Short: < 5'5"
Short: 5'6" - 5'7"
Normal: 5'8" - 5'10"
Tall: 5'11" - 6-1"
Very tall: > 6'2"
February 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I am once again begging as a 6'1" femme for men to fucking be normal about height for once
It truly is only weird bc y'all make it so weird all of the time, dear God
It truly is only weird bc y'all make it so weird all of the time, dear God
can i get a fact check on this im real busy today
February 7, 2026 at 4:45 PM
can i get a fact check on this im real busy today
"cant cook when you have ADHD" because you think "cooking" is when you follow a 20-step HelloFresh instruction sheet with 16 bespoke ingredients that requires you to stand in the kitchen for an hour and set a bunch of timers and you end up with 2 servings. thats not what 'cooking' is
January 31, 2026 at 10:00 PM
"cant cook when you have ADHD" because you think "cooking" is when you follow a 20-step HelloFresh instruction sheet with 16 bespoke ingredients that requires you to stand in the kitchen for an hour and set a bunch of timers and you end up with 2 servings. thats not what 'cooking' is
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sucks that 100% of people with ADHD died before doordash was invented
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
sucks that 100% of people with ADHD died before doordash was invented
i have been saying for years to look closely at the rationalist dipshits and i am going to say this today: there are several of them on tumblr in particular that are highly suspect
January 31, 2026 at 9:43 PM
i have been saying for years to look closely at the rationalist dipshits and i am going to say this today: there are several of them on tumblr in particular that are highly suspect
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Under no circumstances should one feel sorry for Epstein but I have to say "remember you have a skype call with Yud today" is a GRIM message to receive
January 31, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Under no circumstances should one feel sorry for Epstein but I have to say "remember you have a skype call with Yud today" is a GRIM message to receive
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checking the new epstein files and
January 31, 2026 at 7:59 PM
checking the new epstein files and
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all because lowtax banned hentai
January 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM
all because lowtax banned hentai
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t4tuesday social night! next Tuesday, January 27 from 7PM to 11PM. don't forget!!
🏳️⚧️ #pnw #seattle #hackerspace #t4t #tuesday
🏳️⚧️ #pnw #seattle #hackerspace #t4t #tuesday
January 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
t4tuesday social night! next Tuesday, January 27 from 7PM to 11PM. don't forget!!
🏳️⚧️ #pnw #seattle #hackerspace #t4t #tuesday
🏳️⚧️ #pnw #seattle #hackerspace #t4t #tuesday
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Anybody have a screencap of the @3liza.bsky.social tweet about ergi and turning the odinblot into the blot of shit? It's a classic, I need it
January 15, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Anybody have a screencap of the @3liza.bsky.social tweet about ergi and turning the odinblot into the blot of shit? It's a classic, I need it
i can confirmm bobe just came to my room looking for stomach pills. gamer syndrome
just under an hour!! im so excited i gave myself a stomachache. see you there!
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
i can confirmm bobe just came to my room looking for stomach pills. gamer syndrome
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it's finally here.... MIDNIGHT, TONIGHT (Pacific) (or 7 PM Australian Eastern) IT'S SKATE STORY RELEASE DAY!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!!!!! a day i learned about last week but feel like i've been waiting for my whole life... it's gonna be sick. twitch.tv/bobelady. be there!!
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
it's finally here.... MIDNIGHT, TONIGHT (Pacific) (or 7 PM Australian Eastern) IT'S SKATE STORY RELEASE DAY!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!!!!! a day i learned about last week but feel like i've been waiting for my whole life... it's gonna be sick. twitch.tv/bobelady. be there!!
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blood cultures on the preshow radio tonight! come hang :) twitch.tv/bobelady
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December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
blood cultures on the preshow radio tonight! come hang :) twitch.tv/bobelady