3 heads, 0 legs, 2 wings, one million screaming fans

ok it may actually be impossible to solve crimes as a rat freelancer, so we have moved on to uncle chop's rocket shop

fortunately i dont think these are big enough to cause too many problems in dog guts unless the dog manages to eat enough at once that they form a blockage, but

im still trying to figure out if the translucent, jellylike appearance affects the physics of the dog at all...im not sure. this big white doggie doesnt appear to be jellified

my other hyper-reliable dog who never gets depressed, never starves, and can get places on his own is this guy

most difficult trait to breed wobbledogs for is basic functionality. most dogs have trouble walking across a room and need regular hand-feeding, dragged to various locations etc. i cant figure out what exactly makes for a really functional dog. heres one who can run across a room unhindered, idk why

hes like a big semitruck!!

curse you contrarian reply guy!!!!!!

"chat shit, get banged" is a great one too

for example if you informed most millennials & zoomers that "vibe" was one of the preeminent slang terms of the american midcentury a good 60 years ago they would probably be surprised. its cool how terms find their little places throughout the cultural landscape and settle there like nesting doves

now before someone gets contrarian with me, i am aware all of these phrases/words already exist in the language in some form, many are revitalizations of previous language trends, or small tweaks of existing idioms etc etc. i know. im saying their increasing presence in language i hear is neat to me

"glazing", "aura"/"aura farming" both excellent additions to the language. "dogwater" as a descriptor of something that's trifling and shitty is also great

not a huge fan of the uncritical adoption by white kids of AAVE without proper awareness/sometimes improper implementation of its correct grammar but thats not a new phenomenon, white people have always done that

"rubbish", "bit shit innit" and "cant be arsed" (with the R included despite "arse" not being the idiomatic spelling in usa english, we universally say/use "ass") are all phrases i used to exclusively hear in british media until relatively recently, unless the usa speaker was a teaboo like myself

ultraviolence

all my dog codes are threaded at this link: bsky.app/profile/3liz...

please continue to reply to the top post (above this one) with your own dog codes, thank way i wont get in the way of contributions with my spam

ok ive got the grunglers working on it, will follow up later