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The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"

The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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"There was a young woman who'd take bread to the poor in a pitcher so the people of Sodom wouldn't see it. The matter was revealed, so they smeared her with honey, put her on a wall, and hornets came and devoured her... a woman killed for an act of kindness." (Talmud, Sanhedrin 109b, Steinsaltz ed.)
January 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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Philosophers—the most relentlessly disputatious people alive—in complete agreement for once.
January 7, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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when me and my homies pull up to DTLA's legendary, all-ages, DIY, alcohol-free music and art venue known for its punk, noise, and experimental scenes
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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one unexpected outlook change from being a dad is taking the self care people 10x more seriously when it comes to dealing with weirdly directed anger and rage (including Online). many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
the world has changed
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Imam Ali, peace be upon him, said: Allāh, the Glorified, has fixed the livelihood of the poor in the wealth of the rich. Consequently, whenever an impoverished person remains hungry it is because some rich person has denied (them their share). Allāh, the Sublime, will question them about it.
October 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Kash Patel clopping on lifts into the ops center extra fast so his jacket billows out in a way he thinks is a dove short of John Woo and slapping down a Grok-generated behavioral profile:
• 6 fingers
• "gin & juice (Phish Cover)"
• obsessed with time of Super Bowl
• nudes leak Britney nudes real xxx
September 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino" is a fucking screenname joke from 2012 BUT also a future trivia answer about how the nulags got filled
May 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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There is a LOT to unpack here. First, revoking a visa does NOT make someone immediately present without lawful status. That is absolutely false and ICE misrepresented this to the court.

As has been repeatedly explained to the Trump admin in recent weeks, F-1 status continues post-visa termination.
May 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Anything you hear about us inserting subliminal messages into our new trailer to force streamers to dance is true.
April 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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April 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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It’s 4:30pm. At 4:30pm every weekday you’re legally allowed to start laying on the couch again, it’s in the constitution
March 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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i hope in the new civilization you can make them happy enough to give you a better chair
February 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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As I wrote last week: "As other information sources fall, Wikipedia’s stubborn independence becomes more vital than ever. The attacks from [the right] aren't just about an online encyclopedia — they're part of a broader assault on any information source that refuses to be controlled."
Scoop: I obtained a confidential presentation outlining how a major conservative think tanks plans to go after volunteer editors on Wikipedia who it says are "abusing their position" and promoting antisemitism

forward.com/news/686797/...
Scoop: Heritage Foundation plans to ‘identify and target’ Wikipedia editors
The conservative think tank told prospective donors that the project was part of its work to combat antisemitism.
forward.com
January 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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In 1998 brilliant Mike Davis wrote ‘The Case for Letting Malibu Burn’. 30 years later the wealthiest aren’t necessarily any safer from climate disaster, they’re just richer. I predict more events like the King & Queen of Spain getting shit thrown at them in Valencia. longreads.com/2018/12/04/t...
January 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM