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You look like I need a drink.

Philly forever.
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Thor's Rubber Hammer
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December 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Thus redacted Zarathustra
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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*seeing a Detroit legend is about to rise out of the stage behind Jack White* please be Robocop
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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For the Sickos
October 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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This man is ready to celebrate Ricky Sargulesh
Tom Brady has a catering gig after the game
September 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Happy 57th birthday to one of the funniest people out there, Paul F. Tompkins!
Werner Herzog describing his sequel "Good Will Hunting: Port of Call Los Angeles."
Comedy Bang! Bang! season 3, episode 9.
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September 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
September 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I watched Episode 6 of The Kingdom on Disney+ and it was well worth it to see how downtrodden the Chiefs were on the sidelines. Does not disappoint lol. Just fast forward to the midpoint of the ep and put on your robe
August 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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It's still Bandcamp Friday.
August 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Starting to think Josh Harris sucks
In May, Commanders owner Josh Harris called Trump the “ultimate Commander.”

Today, Trump threatened to nix the team’s new stadium deal if they didn’t go back to their old name. A lesson as old as time: Get in bed with Trump and you won’t leave satisfied. andscape.com/features/don...
Donald Trump supports Washington Commanders’ former name. He’s wrong
The next contentious remark President Donald Trump regrets, in his eyes, will be his first. Nothing is out of bounds for a commander-in-chief who has won, lost …
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July 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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It must feel amazing to launch a dinger out of Truist Park. Sending a rocket through the front window of a 300-seat Bonefish Grill in the adjacent mall, all the Vineyard Vines dudes in there are so scared at the sound that they instantly jump into their Sorcerer-size SUVs and drive 55 minutes home.
July 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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(Jurassic Park 16. The heroes are running from a genetically modified T-Rex with eight beefy human arms)

Very elderly Ian Malcolm: It was hubris to create the Punchasaurus
July 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
July 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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For those that are curious about their aerodynamic properties, here is a CFD study of the Wienermobile.

Courtesy of Dan Mather from Digital Engines.
May 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Phillies memorialized the POOP scorebug
May 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Anyway if this sounds like a nice thing you want to be a part of, you should sign up for The Onion in the mail.

The writing staff pulls no punches against assholes in power because it's beholden to no one. I agree that shouldn't be rare, but it is. Subscribe. Keep it going.

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April 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Terror Bird xkcd.com/3069
March 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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yeah i just recalled every cybertruck

i recalled that they all look like shit
March 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I just released the Museum of All Things version 1.0!!! You can find it at mayeclair.itch.io/museum-of-al...
February 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Our sick society cries out for the powerful corrective that is Mort Crim’s Chump Of The Week
March 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM