Phil Lorigo
@plorigo.bsky.social
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i'm beginning to think this donald trump guy is a real cocksucker
yeah a real cocksucker when it comes to bill clinton's cock
yeah a real cocksucker when it comes to bill clinton's cock
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i'm beginning to think this donald trump guy is a real cocksucker
yeah a real cocksucker when it comes to bill clinton's cock
yeah a real cocksucker when it comes to bill clinton's cock
i bet the guy who invented plaid really was blowing minds back then with all them lines
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
i bet the guy who invented plaid really was blowing minds back then with all them lines
democrats voted to delay GTA 6 even longer
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
democrats voted to delay GTA 6 even longer
early black friday sale at amazon they got microplastics super cheap
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
early black friday sale at amazon they got microplastics super cheap
remember having to show your work in math class man homework sucks
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
remember having to show your work in math class man homework sucks
hey who is everyone busting to this sunday the green m&m or newcomer the rapatha drug spokes heart I'd get weird with either
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
hey who is everyone busting to this sunday the green m&m or newcomer the rapatha drug spokes heart I'd get weird with either
one of my top three, if not my #1 show of all time
wrote about PATRIOT, a double great show, over at @rollingstone.com for its anniversary, with thoughts from Steven Conrad, Terry O’Quinn, and Kurtwood Smith: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
Inside 'Patriot,' the Cult-Favorite Spy Caper You Should Be Watching
'Patriot' creator Steven Conrad and stars Kurtwood Smith and Terry O'Quinn reflect on the short-lived Amazon spy series, which debuted 10 years ago.
www.rollingstone.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
one of my top three, if not my #1 show of all time
Michael Winslow from the police academy movies of he was a racist without a soul *beep beep boop beep*
A REAL MEAN WOULD DO A HELICOPTER NOISE
A REAL MEAN WOULD DO A HELICOPTER NOISE
At the Fox Patriot Awards tonight, Hegseth tells a story about how Trump makes Truth Social posts after bombings.
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Michael Winslow from the police academy movies of he was a racist without a soul *beep beep boop beep*
A REAL MEAN WOULD DO A HELICOPTER NOISE
A REAL MEAN WOULD DO A HELICOPTER NOISE
Reposted by Phil Lorigo
people in DC now clear to buy AR-15s
(Avocado Ranch 15" subs)
(Avocado Ranch 15" subs)
August 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
people in DC now clear to buy AR-15s
(Avocado Ranch 15" subs)
(Avocado Ranch 15" subs)
VOTERS: if it’s 8pm and you’re doing lines and the bathroom door closes STAY DOING LINES
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
VOTERS: if it’s 8pm and you’re doing lines and the bathroom door closes STAY DOING LINES
cuomo gonna subpoena so many gynecological records tomorrow
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
cuomo gonna subpoena so many gynecological records tomorrow
I'm doing whatever the reverse of pouring one out for him
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I'm doing whatever the reverse of pouring one out for him
hey ladies do you want to go in crippling debt on your phone while hiding it from your partner?
introducing the launch of DRAFT QUEENS
introducing the launch of DRAFT QUEENS
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
hey ladies do you want to go in crippling debt on your phone while hiding it from your partner?
introducing the launch of DRAFT QUEENS
introducing the launch of DRAFT QUEENS
at court mandated couples therapy and just showed the therapist some deep fried memes and i think she’s on my side now
November 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
at court mandated couples therapy and just showed the therapist some deep fried memes and i think she’s on my side now
talked about it for an hour afterward
it’s that good
it’s that good
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
talked about it for an hour afterward
it’s that good
it’s that good
my costume this year is a guy who isn't sexually attracted to the green m&m
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
my costume this year is a guy who isn't sexually attracted to the green m&m
best part about the doctor’s office waiting room is DJ Old Person spinning the hottest ringtones at full volume
October 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
best part about the doctor’s office waiting room is DJ Old Person spinning the hottest ringtones at full volume
Phil Lorigo on how it feels after eating breakfast
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Phil Lorigo on how it feels after eating breakfast
a literal $100 Lyft asking me to donate at the top and showing me an ad at the bottom FUCK YOU
October 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
a literal $100 Lyft asking me to donate at the top and showing me an ad at the bottom FUCK YOU
this is what a dog sees when it watches the movie tenet
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
this is what a dog sees when it watches the movie tenet
“The president falsely claimed…”
Lied
He lied
LIED
The media fuckin sucks stop doing gymnastics to find ways to say LIES
Lied
He lied
LIED
The media fuckin sucks stop doing gymnastics to find ways to say LIES
October 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“The president falsely claimed…”
Lied
He lied
LIED
The media fuckin sucks stop doing gymnastics to find ways to say LIES
Lied
He lied
LIED
The media fuckin sucks stop doing gymnastics to find ways to say LIES