Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him)
@dirgethehyena.bsky.social
Xennial | 🏳️⚧️| He/him | Goth, nerd, furry, and man of action | feeling MN 🥶| Autistic (ADHD?) |🔞
If you have "no proship" in bio, you should probably block me now (it's me I'm proship)
Big into: Danganronpa, toku, rock & metal. Zeuhl iss deh Hündïn.
If you have "no proship" in bio, you should probably block me now (it's me I'm proship)
Big into: Danganronpa, toku, rock & metal. Zeuhl iss deh Hündïn.
I don't begrudge anyone the ability to take advantage of Black Friday deals--gotta do what you can in capitalism--but man oh man, it feels good to not have to scamper for the overlords' amusement today.
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I don't begrudge anyone the ability to take advantage of Black Friday deals--gotta do what you can in capitalism--but man oh man, it feels good to not have to scamper for the overlords' amusement today.
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December (j/k I am breaking the chain here, this is for goofs and gaffs ONLY)
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December (j/k I am breaking the chain here, this is for goofs and gaffs ONLY)
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Falcon (to Falconer): What the fuck did you say?
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Falcon (to Falconer): What the fuck did you say?
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When your dick tells you to do something, don’t reason it out. Don’t ask four friends. Don’t pray about it for six months. Don’t come up with twelve excuses. Just do it. Be obedient to what you hear in your spirit. Your dick is leading you to your place of blessing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When your dick tells you to do something, don’t reason it out. Don’t ask four friends. Don’t pray about it for six months. Don’t come up with twelve excuses. Just do it. Be obedient to what you hear in your spirit. Your dick is leading you to your place of blessing.
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PUT AWAY YOUR MAUL, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
PUT AWAY YOUR MAUL, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
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This is Link. His ball suddenly went missing and then reappeared trapped under his bed. He called his brother Otto in for backup, knowing they'd need all three of their collective brain cells to get it back. 12/10 for both (IG: thegoldenbruvs)
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This is Link. His ball suddenly went missing and then reappeared trapped under his bed. He called his brother Otto in for backup, knowing they'd need all three of their collective brain cells to get it back. 12/10 for both (IG: thegoldenbruvs)
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is it too much to ask for all my wildest dreams to come true without any effort on my part?
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
is it too much to ask for all my wildest dreams to come true without any effort on my part?
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"we need a professional gendarmerie to protect us from criminals & enforce public order" plus "we should treat every one of the members of that gendarmerie as an utterly predatory worker of evil to be summoned only at direst need," wedded together, paint a grim, despairing picture of the future.
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"we need a professional gendarmerie to protect us from criminals & enforce public order" plus "we should treat every one of the members of that gendarmerie as an utterly predatory worker of evil to be summoned only at direst need," wedded together, paint a grim, despairing picture of the future.
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i think a good example of Propaganda Works is the number of you who think that the national Democratic Party spent the years 2013 to 2020 denouncing Americans for insufficient Tumblr-speak
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i think a good example of Propaganda Works is the number of you who think that the national Democratic Party spent the years 2013 to 2020 denouncing Americans for insufficient Tumblr-speak
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what idiot called it grindr and not the manopticon
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
what idiot called it grindr and not the manopticon
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i used to use the word grok. i got that from my dad, who got it from stranger in a strange land, to mean something beyond understanding, deeper. "i grok" was a more holistic knowing.
now it's the brand name for the worst AI, used by assholes to support their superficial arguments
now it's the brand name for the worst AI, used by assholes to support their superficial arguments
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i used to use the word grok. i got that from my dad, who got it from stranger in a strange land, to mean something beyond understanding, deeper. "i grok" was a more holistic knowing.
now it's the brand name for the worst AI, used by assholes to support their superficial arguments
now it's the brand name for the worst AI, used by assholes to support their superficial arguments
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this whole epstein thing is a prime example of why capitalism isn’t the main issue. capitalism has enabled it, but the core issue here is that patriarchy protects child rapists when they are white men. the NYT withheld this information despite money being there.
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
this whole epstein thing is a prime example of why capitalism isn’t the main issue. capitalism has enabled it, but the core issue here is that patriarchy protects child rapists when they are white men. the NYT withheld this information despite money being there.
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The thing that burns me most about the Epstein shit is how these disgusting hypocrites have painted us queers and kinksters as dangerous degenerates.
Meanwhile they leave a trail of bodies and broken lives and get off on the harm they cause.
Death is too good for them. I need hell to be real.
Meanwhile they leave a trail of bodies and broken lives and get off on the harm they cause.
Death is too good for them. I need hell to be real.
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The thing that burns me most about the Epstein shit is how these disgusting hypocrites have painted us queers and kinksters as dangerous degenerates.
Meanwhile they leave a trail of bodies and broken lives and get off on the harm they cause.
Death is too good for them. I need hell to be real.
Meanwhile they leave a trail of bodies and broken lives and get off on the harm they cause.
Death is too good for them. I need hell to be real.
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I'm not saying that "the truth is always in the middle" or people should be forced to debate everything. But surely we can recognize that we are drawn to ideas that flatter our preexisting beliefs, and that this creates extraordinary dangers for understanding the world, no matter how smart you are.
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I'm not saying that "the truth is always in the middle" or people should be forced to debate everything. But surely we can recognize that we are drawn to ideas that flatter our preexisting beliefs, and that this creates extraordinary dangers for understanding the world, no matter how smart you are.
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I maintain that the obvious explanation for what is happening worldwide right now is that, thanks to media fragmentation, almost every politically informed person exists within a community of ENDLESS INDULGENCE, where you are actively encouraged to embrace cathartic narratives as unimpeachably true.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I maintain that the obvious explanation for what is happening worldwide right now is that, thanks to media fragmentation, almost every politically informed person exists within a community of ENDLESS INDULGENCE, where you are actively encouraged to embrace cathartic narratives as unimpeachably true.
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The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
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How come you only hear about last ditch efforts? Shout out to everyone givin' effort on the first few ditches and whatnot.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How come you only hear about last ditch efforts? Shout out to everyone givin' effort on the first few ditches and whatnot.
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folks. this is not going to blunt the blue wave. i am going to need you to ease all the way back on the dooming. trump is going to do eighteen more horrible things that eat news cycles by next *week*. no one is going to still be fuming about this in a year
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
folks. this is not going to blunt the blue wave. i am going to need you to ease all the way back on the dooming. trump is going to do eighteen more horrible things that eat news cycles by next *week*. no one is going to still be fuming about this in a year
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