gink of biloba
gink of biloba
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random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear
April 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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society that never invented writing: oral tradition dictates that there is nothing mightier than the sword
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 09,1946
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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“It is only when we start to learn to know how to understand, that we realize the wisdom of our ideas.” - Thinker’s Credo
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
always feels good to nail a long answer right off the dome
October 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.
September 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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not sure what language this is, i’ll try to find out as soon as i’ve posted this letter, reaching my fingers through as far as possible to ensure a precise delivery
September 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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A bunch of guys wearing high visibility vests over full camouflage is a sight gag that would make Mel Brooks jealous 🤣
August 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
truer words never been typed
There should be three versions of everything. There should be the cheap but not that great version, the one that's middling in price and quality, and the one that's expensive but really good. These should be entirely reliable and universally accepted categories and they should apply to everything
August 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
July 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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These are trying times, which is why it's so important to celebrate acts of bravery when we see them
July 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"Est-ce que tu as les chevaux pour ça?"
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing
July 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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the only place i want “discover feed” is in my trough!!
June 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I'm not setting up a tripwire around my camp site to catch the Predator. Just kill me
June 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Mario's fighter persona in the Glitz Pit is "The Great Gonzales", whose title is "The Merciless Executioner". This is actually toned down from the original Japanese version, where Mario's title is "The Executioner from Hell".
June 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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there's a gom jabbar mode in the upcoming DUNE pinball table and this is from the official marketing. you have to keep one hand on that button at all times while playing, you need to use just one of your hands to hit both flipper buttons while the gom jabbar is there. that's so fucking cool lmao
June 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
May 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Dropkick Morpheus: you think that’s Boston you’re shipping off to?
March 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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It’s so interesting that geosmin, the chemical that makes that odor, is detectable to the human nose at like 5 parts per trillion. This weird chemical released only when dry soil is rained on, we can smell better than sharks can smell blood in water.
April 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM