Diet Dr. Bird Grease
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Diet Dr. Bird Grease
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they/them Mainer

Shoegaze saxophonist
Język polski jest trudny
(nuttes) Ma ei oska eesti keelt
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EUGENE VICTOR DEBS
1855-1926

While there is a lower class I am in it. While there is a criminal element I am of it. While there is a soul in prison I am not free.
December 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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October 19, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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just feeling more and more like it’s journalistic malpractice not to lead with the fact that the instructor in question is trans
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 7d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Portland:
a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
October 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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joining a throuple (two people who throw up a lot)
October 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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(meeting someone’s baby) oh he probably smells my baby
September 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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The language of non-consent around AI is really telling. "It's too late to be scared." "It's here whether we want it or not." "You'll have to learn to work with it." "You can't fight the inevitable."

All just variations of "you're not allowed to say no." Creepy technology made by creepy people.
October 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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it’s time
October 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
fucking plague rats
these worthless assholes
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Sep 18
JUST IN: Vaccine advisers to the CDC have voted to recommended against using the combined measles, mumps, rubella and chickenpox vaccine for children under 4. https://cnn.it/3K73pNn
September 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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the world if liberals didn't hate leftists more than fascists
September 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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say "rest in piss" when a nazi dies and they'll ban you. threaten the lives of thousands of trans people and they'll change the entire rules of the site to avoid banning you. ask for help surviving a genocide and they'll ban your entire country.
it just strikes me that there's not much trust or safety here on bsky, but then again, the person running it *does* seem to like diddlers
perhaps the 2.6k like post from a verified user expressing outrage that I got suspended had something to do with it, but I mean... I was right
September 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.
September 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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we've all been talking about how charlie kirk was a bigoted fascist but has anyone considered that maybe he was just being ratatouilled by the worms in his asshole?
When you want to be racist but you accidentally reveal that you regularly finger your own anus and don't wash your hands:
September 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Right-wing people saying that they don't know how to co-exist alongside people that want to kill them ...
September 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM