Detox Poncho
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Detox Poncho
@detoxponcho.bsky.social
· Dec 19
Taurus: Your future is a mystery. A mystery wrapped in a wine stained bathrobe and ennui.
Nailed it. 🎯
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I defy you to watch Trump explain away Jamal Khashoggi’s murder after falsely denigrating the deceased with a pissy ‘things happen’ and NOT believe he played a role in the ‘for him’ convenient deaths of Trump Casino execs in 80’s, & more recently Epstein, Doc Bornstein & others.
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I defy you to watch Trump explain away Jamal Khashoggi’s murder after falsely denigrating the deceased with a pissy ‘things happen’ and NOT believe he played a role in the ‘for him’ convenient deaths of Trump Casino execs in 80’s, & more recently Epstein, Doc Bornstein & others.
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Just a reminder: there was a Biden administration investigation into Epstein and Maxwell's co-conspirators. Trump killed it in January, fired the prosecutors, stole the files, & ordered Bondi to open a new sham investigation, led by a handpicked prosecutor, so DOJ wouldn't have to release the files.
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Just a reminder: there was a Biden administration investigation into Epstein and Maxwell's co-conspirators. Trump killed it in January, fired the prosecutors, stole the files, & ordered Bondi to open a new sham investigation, led by a handpicked prosecutor, so DOJ wouldn't have to release the files.
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Glad to see Donald Trump's complete & total endorsement of my bill with Rep. Thomas Massie
I believe that by standing for principle, Americans will have your back & the mightiest will see the way. This is how we start to heal the chasm in our nation. Release the Epstein files!
I believe that by standing for principle, Americans will have your back & the mightiest will see the way. This is how we start to heal the chasm in our nation. Release the Epstein files!
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Glad to see Donald Trump's complete & total endorsement of my bill with Rep. Thomas Massie
I believe that by standing for principle, Americans will have your back & the mightiest will see the way. This is how we start to heal the chasm in our nation. Release the Epstein files!
I believe that by standing for principle, Americans will have your back & the mightiest will see the way. This is how we start to heal the chasm in our nation. Release the Epstein files!
I’m catching up on #Dateline. Anyone else feel like The Trouble in Bardstown is a rerun, even tho it’s not listed as a rerun? @icookfood2023.bsky.social You’re the Dateline whisperer—isn’t this maybe new info on a former episode?
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’m catching up on #Dateline. Anyone else feel like The Trouble in Bardstown is a rerun, even tho it’s not listed as a rerun? @icookfood2023.bsky.social You’re the Dateline whisperer—isn’t this maybe new info on a former episode?
“Fuck me with a chainsaw.”
Wherever you go, there you are
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
“Fuck me with a chainsaw.”
Gut. Punch. #ReleaseTheFiles #EpsteinFiles
The truth will have its day.
That day is now.
Release all the Epstein files.
That day is now.
Release all the Epstein files.
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Gut. Punch. #ReleaseTheFiles #EpsteinFiles
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How can you be America First when the British are beating us to the punch on holding the Epstein class accountable?
Ro Khanna: "He's sowing the seeds for his own lame duck presidency. He's out of touch with his own base. Don't ask me, just look at Rasmussen, People's Pundit. All these people that were on his side are saying, 'Mr President, what happened to you?'"
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
How can you be America First when the British are beating us to the punch on holding the Epstein class accountable?
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Forgotten Americans or the Epstein class?
Whose side are you on?
It is that simple.
I believe many Republicans on Tuesday will stand with Rep. Thomas Massie, Rep. Majorie Tayloe Greene, & me and demand that the Epstein class go.
Whose side are you on?
It is that simple.
I believe many Republicans on Tuesday will stand with Rep. Thomas Massie, Rep. Majorie Tayloe Greene, & me and demand that the Epstein class go.
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Forgotten Americans or the Epstein class?
Whose side are you on?
It is that simple.
I believe many Republicans on Tuesday will stand with Rep. Thomas Massie, Rep. Majorie Tayloe Greene, & me and demand that the Epstein class go.
Whose side are you on?
It is that simple.
I believe many Republicans on Tuesday will stand with Rep. Thomas Massie, Rep. Majorie Tayloe Greene, & me and demand that the Epstein class go.
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Frens:
I know the ACA is not perfect. Not close. But it is SO MUCH BETTER than what existed before. I not only was a health insurance broker for 6 years, I haven't had a job with insurance for over forty years, so if I had insurance, I had to buy it.
We WANT a debate about health care. (typo reup)
I know the ACA is not perfect. Not close. But it is SO MUCH BETTER than what existed before. I not only was a health insurance broker for 6 years, I haven't had a job with insurance for over forty years, so if I had insurance, I had to buy it.
We WANT a debate about health care. (typo reup)
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Frens:
I know the ACA is not perfect. Not close. But it is SO MUCH BETTER than what existed before. I not only was a health insurance broker for 6 years, I haven't had a job with insurance for over forty years, so if I had insurance, I had to buy it.
We WANT a debate about health care. (typo reup)
I know the ACA is not perfect. Not close. But it is SO MUCH BETTER than what existed before. I not only was a health insurance broker for 6 years, I haven't had a job with insurance for over forty years, so if I had insurance, I had to buy it.
We WANT a debate about health care. (typo reup)
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I stand with unionized Starbucks workers, who are on strike across the country right now for better wages and working conditions.
Until Starbucks strikes a fair bargain with its workers and ceases its union-busting behavior, I'll continue to boycott the company.
Until Starbucks strikes a fair bargain with its workers and ceases its union-busting behavior, I'll continue to boycott the company.
It’s Time to Roast Starbucks | Robert Reich
Robert Reich
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I stand with unionized Starbucks workers, who are on strike across the country right now for better wages and working conditions.
Until Starbucks strikes a fair bargain with its workers and ceases its union-busting behavior, I'll continue to boycott the company.
Until Starbucks strikes a fair bargain with its workers and ceases its union-busting behavior, I'll continue to boycott the company.
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A MUST SEE
There are people who voted for Donald Trump because he promised to expose the Epstein files. Now there is real voter remorse.
Epstein survivor Haley Robson is one of them, and if she could speak to Trump today, she would say, “Who owns you?”
There are people who voted for Donald Trump because he promised to expose the Epstein files. Now there is real voter remorse.
Epstein survivor Haley Robson is one of them, and if she could speak to Trump today, she would say, “Who owns you?”
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A MUST SEE
There are people who voted for Donald Trump because he promised to expose the Epstein files. Now there is real voter remorse.
Epstein survivor Haley Robson is one of them, and if she could speak to Trump today, she would say, “Who owns you?”
There are people who voted for Donald Trump because he promised to expose the Epstein files. Now there is real voter remorse.
Epstein survivor Haley Robson is one of them, and if she could speak to Trump today, she would say, “Who owns you?”
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FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country."
DJT: "I did not blow Bill Clinton."
JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country."
DJT: "I did not blow Bill Clinton."
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country."
DJT: "I did not blow Bill Clinton."
JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country."
DJT: "I did not blow Bill Clinton."
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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"Martin" works harvesting grapes in Soledad, CA. "We start work at 2 a.m. and we don't leave until 9 a.m. It's difficult as part of my work is at night where we don't see as clearly and it is very cool with temps in the high 40s." #WeFeedYou
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Martin" works harvesting grapes in Soledad, CA. "We start work at 2 a.m. and we don't leave until 9 a.m. It's difficult as part of my work is at night where we don't see as clearly and it is very cool with temps in the high 40s." #WeFeedYou
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Right, if someone asks you this, your response should be to raise your eyebrows as high as possible, blink twice in an exaggerated fashion and then say slowly, "I'm sorry ... are you asking me why we should *care* about a sex trafficking ring of pedophiles that apparently includes the president?"
The question is ridiculous, but the smugness in the delivery is what really gets me. Also, Suozzi's namby pamby answer is pretty weak too, so all around good times.
Margaret Brennan to Tom Suozzi: "Can you explain the focus this past week in the House by Democrats on the Jeffrey Epstein files? Is this a tactic to distract from the failure to extract healthcare changes?"
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Right, if someone asks you this, your response should be to raise your eyebrows as high as possible, blink twice in an exaggerated fashion and then say slowly, "I'm sorry ... are you asking me why we should *care* about a sex trafficking ring of pedophiles that apparently includes the president?"
Out with my girl @snootyvonb.bsky.social for martinis. Multiple. Salud!
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Out with my girl @snootyvonb.bsky.social for martinis. Multiple. Salud!
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Ok last one.
“Boxing”
“Boxing”
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Ok last one.
“Boxing”
“Boxing”
Reupping this one for no particular reason. 🍸
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Reupping this one for no particular reason. 🍸
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No notes 🎯….internet is undefeated!
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
No notes 🎯….internet is undefeated!
😜
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
😜
😂💀
Whoever is making these hilarious memes should be ashamed of themselves.
Just stop it.
Just stop it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
😂💀
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This is delicious. 👌
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is delicious. 👌
And they wonder why they get called 🐖
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
And they wonder why they get called 🐖
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November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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