Detox Poncho
@detoxponcho.bsky.social
Word nerd, grammar aficionado, Oxford comma fan. Foul-mouthed Gen-X snarkologist. Devout atheist. All views and spews my own. She/her/Beth/bitch
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Detox Poncho
@detoxponcho.bsky.social
· Dec 19
Taurus: Your future is a mystery. A mystery wrapped in a wine stained bathrobe and ennui.
Nailed it. 🎯
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No notes 🎯….internet is undefeated!
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
No notes 🎯….internet is undefeated!
😜
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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😂💀
Whoever is making these hilarious memes should be ashamed of themselves.
Just stop it.
Just stop it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
😂💀
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This is delicious. 👌
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is delicious. 👌
And they wonder why they get called 🐖
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
And they wonder why they get called 🐖
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Special Guest Appearance By..
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Special Guest Appearance By..
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What's it called when you throw up a little in your mouth while also laughing really hard?
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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A “presidential” beer pong set. What are we doing here, folks?
New: A site licensing Trump's name is selling merch with the presidential seal — including a $20 beer-pong set with “Presidential themed balls.”
Federal law says you can’t manufacture or sell likenesses of the seal without authorization.
me, for @forbes.com
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Federal law says you can’t manufacture or sell likenesses of the seal without authorization.
me, for @forbes.com
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Trump-Licensed Presidential Seal Beer Pong Set Could Violate Federal Law
A site affiliated with Lee Greenwood sells merchandise with the seal—such as a $20 beer pong set with “Presidential themed balls”—and pays licensing fees to a Trump LLC.
www.forbes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A “presidential” beer pong set. What are we doing here, folks?
@tduffysf49ers.bsky.social
Hey Tony! 👋🏼
Hey Tony! 👋🏼
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
@tduffysf49ers.bsky.social
Hey Tony! 👋🏼
Hey Tony! 👋🏼
Champion-level reply!
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Champion-level reply!
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This was Kyiv last night
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This was Kyiv last night
And a great hat. 💜
find someone who will wear a big overcoat with you
IG meetcutesnyc
IG meetcutesnyc
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
And a great hat. 💜
Hoody is a national treasure. 🤣💀
“It is my honor to endorse, with full and total support, Megyn R. Kelly as Madame of Mar-a-Lago.” — Senile Satan
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hoody is a national treasure. 🤣💀
straight up ded. 💀
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
straight up ded. 💀
What the hell? So my 📌 list has disappeared and the instructions for creating said list were pinned there. Anyone got the deets on recreating a 📌 list? I'll be forever grateful.
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What the hell? So my 📌 list has disappeared and the instructions for creating said list were pinned there. Anyone got the deets on recreating a 📌 list? I'll be forever grateful.
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I’d like to have a word with Megyn Kelly. Ho ho ho! @stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social @johnfugelsang.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’d like to have a word with Megyn Kelly. Ho ho ho! @stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social @johnfugelsang.bsky.social
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"Eri" sent this pic saying, "There's a cold rain here in Soledad CA, but we're still out in the field harvesting broccoli, so families across the country can eat. Farm workers deserve dignity, protection and respect for our work." #WeFeedYou
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Eri" sent this pic saying, "There's a cold rain here in Soledad CA, but we're still out in the field harvesting broccoli, so families across the country can eat. Farm workers deserve dignity, protection and respect for our work." #WeFeedYou
Took me a sec but 😂💀
They’re calling Megyn Kelly
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Took me a sec but 😂💀
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Can you help out our friend Alysson? It’s tight out there for everyone- but even small amounts add up!
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Can you help out our friend Alysson? It’s tight out there for everyone- but even small amounts add up!
This will be fun. 🍿
#GoSwalwell
#GoSwalwell
NEW: Bill Pulte, who was under investigation for allegedly unlawfully obtaining mortgage documents in the Letitia James and Lisa Cook cases, has referred Eric Swalwell to the DOJ for mortgage fraud. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Trump official refers Rep. Eric Swalwell for a federal criminal probe over alleged mortgage fraud
Swalwell is the latest Democrat to face mortgage fraud allegations from Federal Housing Finance Agency head Bill Pulte, who sent a letter to the Justice Department on Wednesday.
www.nbcnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This will be fun. 🍿
#GoSwalwell
#GoSwalwell
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There are four leaks to plug for Trump: the survivors, Ghislaine Maxwell, the Epstein Estate, and the 1000+ FBI and DoJ employees he locked in a building and forced to remove his name from the files.
Good luck, asshole.
Good luck, asshole.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
There are four leaks to plug for Trump: the survivors, Ghislaine Maxwell, the Epstein Estate, and the 1000+ FBI and DoJ employees he locked in a building and forced to remove his name from the files.
Good luck, asshole.
Good luck, asshole.
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Virtual passes are now available for an event you won't want to miss.
Join me, @hcrichardson.bsky.social, and Lin-Manuel Miranda for a conversation about the history we're living through—and how we can all help take charge of our country's future. More info: bit.ly/OT-LV
Join me, @hcrichardson.bsky.social, and Lin-Manuel Miranda for a conversation about the history we're living through—and how we can all help take charge of our country's future. More info: bit.ly/OT-LV
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Virtual passes are now available for an event you won't want to miss.
Join me, @hcrichardson.bsky.social, and Lin-Manuel Miranda for a conversation about the history we're living through—and how we can all help take charge of our country's future. More info: bit.ly/OT-LV
Join me, @hcrichardson.bsky.social, and Lin-Manuel Miranda for a conversation about the history we're living through—and how we can all help take charge of our country's future. More info: bit.ly/OT-LV
Said to Jeff Tiedrich. I’m kinda dead.
Anyone ever tell you that your avatar looks like Eric Clapton watching a Nigerian family move into his neighborhood?
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Said to Jeff Tiedrich. I’m kinda dead.
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Libertarians are just Republicans who are sick of the government telling them their girlfriend has to sit in a car seat
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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In just a decade they went from purity rings to teen sex slave positivity. Trump is a transformational president.
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
In just a decade they went from purity rings to teen sex slave positivity. Trump is a transformational president.