Detox Poncho
@detoxponcho.bsky.social
Word nerd, grammar aficionado, Oxford comma fan. Foul-mouthed Gen-X snarkologist. Devout atheist. All views and spews my own. She/her/Beth/bitch
#BayArea #BLM #LGBTQ #FTTB #49ers #BayFC #Valkyries #Dodgers #Lakers
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#BayArea #BLM #LGBTQ #FTTB #49ers #BayFC #Valkyries #Dodgers #Lakers
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Green bean casserole ready for the oven tomorrow.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Green bean casserole ready for the oven tomorrow.
Wait, he’s tryin’ to get thin? That’s not working. Maybe he should try the Weigh Down.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Wait, he’s tryin’ to get thin? That’s not working. Maybe he should try the Weigh Down.
It was worse. The least she could’ve done is throw a mantilla over that mess of unwashed bedhead.
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It was worse. The least she could’ve done is throw a mantilla over that mess of unwashed bedhead.
Miss Bee on my bed, specifically always on my pillow.
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Miss Bee on my bed, specifically always on my pillow.
Out with my girl @snootyvonb.bsky.social for martinis. Multiple. Salud!
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Out with my girl @snootyvonb.bsky.social for martinis. Multiple. Salud!
Reupping this one for no particular reason. 🍸
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Reupping this one for no particular reason. 🍸
Miss Bee fresh from a bath (tongue, not tub). Happy Doggo Wednesday to all who celebrate!
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Miss Bee fresh from a bath (tongue, not tub). Happy Doggo Wednesday to all who celebrate!
The bump-it was for the crown of your head whether your hair was down or in a pony.
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The bump-it was for the crown of your head whether your hair was down or in a pony.
@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social happy Veterans Day to all who have served. This is my pops, #Navy #AirForce
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social happy Veterans Day to all who have served. This is my pops, #Navy #AirForce
Just peanuts and a little salt. Micro for :30 if it’s not easy enough to spread. An immersion blender can work wonders getting it all mixed.
November 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just peanuts and a little salt. Micro for :30 if it’s not easy enough to spread. An immersion blender can work wonders getting it all mixed.
Miss Bee. Snoozing.
October 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Miss Bee. Snoozing.
Luckily my MAGA family members have recently died off or have been disowned. Totes understand what you’re saying. Also, there was a knockoff Bruce the Shark at my event.
October 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Luckily my MAGA family members have recently died off or have been disowned. Totes understand what you’re saying. Also, there was a knockoff Bruce the Shark at my event.
Zoom in to see the flies. 😬🫣
October 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Zoom in to see the flies. 😬🫣
Mountain View troubadours. #NoKings @snootyvonb.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Mountain View troubadours. #NoKings @snootyvonb.bsky.social
I feel you, girl. #IDontLikeMondays
September 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I feel you, girl. #IDontLikeMondays
My girl, straight up, sacked out.
September 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My girl, straight up, sacked out.
Up by 5 at halftime. Woot! #Valkyries 💜🏀💜
September 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Up by 5 at halftime. Woot! #Valkyries 💜🏀💜
Finally did it! Let’s go, #Valkyries! 💜🏀💜
September 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Finally did it! Let’s go, #Valkyries! 💜🏀💜