Gluing myself back together...
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At last I can see life has been patiently waiting for me
And I know there's no guarantees, but I'm not alone
There comes a time in everyone's life
When all you can see are the years passing by
And I have made up my mind that those days are gone
And I know there's no guarantees, but I'm not alone
There comes a time in everyone's life
When all you can see are the years passing by
And I have made up my mind that those days are gone
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Maybe I'll be back tomorrow. Maybe I won't. Either way, no worries. I always come back eventually...
Night, kids. If you don't see me around for a while, no worries... it just means I decided to take that break I've been pondering.
I'm alright... I'm on my way to alright. Life is what it is, for all of us, all the time. Right?!? Just keep singin' until ya believe it!
I'm alright... I'm on my way to alright. Life is what it is, for all of us, all the time. Right?!? Just keep singin' until ya believe it!
February 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Maybe I'll be back tomorrow. Maybe I won't. Either way, no worries. I always come back eventually...
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When you're checking out someone's timeline to decide whether or not to follow them, don't just look at their posts. Look at their replies. How they interact with others tells you a hell of a lot more about them than their posts.
April 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
When you're checking out someone's timeline to decide whether or not to follow them, don't just look at their posts. Look at their replies. How they interact with others tells you a hell of a lot more about them than their posts.
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People who don't have kids don't get enough credit for finding a way to get up day after day after life kicks 'em in the crotch with steel-toed boots.
Finding that will when there's literally no other living thing depending on you getting out of bed every day takes a different kind of strength.
Finding that will when there's literally no other living thing depending on you getting out of bed every day takes a different kind of strength.
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December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
People who don't have kids don't get enough credit for finding a way to get up day after day after life kicks 'em in the crotch with steel-toed boots.
Finding that will when there's literally no other living thing depending on you getting out of bed every day takes a different kind of strength.
Finding that will when there's literally no other living thing depending on you getting out of bed every day takes a different kind of strength.
I think once the vape carts I have are cashed, I'm gonna try on sobriety for a minute. That hasn't happened in 3 months. Literally not for one day... not even for one waking hour, if I'm being completely honest. I need to make sure I can still do sober.
February 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I think once the vape carts I have are cashed, I'm gonna try on sobriety for a minute. That hasn't happened in 3 months. Literally not for one day... not even for one waking hour, if I'm being completely honest. I need to make sure I can still do sober.
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Ok, since we are almost ready to start the Kracker Drag & Accountability Festival, I thought y'all might like another new Kracker.😁
Introducing the Pam Peroxidally Dependent Bondi KKKracker!
Introducing the Pam Peroxidally Dependent Bondi KKKracker!
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Ok, since we are almost ready to start the Kracker Drag & Accountability Festival, I thought y'all might like another new Kracker.😁
Introducing the Pam Peroxidally Dependent Bondi KKKracker!
Introducing the Pam Peroxidally Dependent Bondi KKKracker!
Sheryl is my new favorite person. Y'all need to try harder. She's showing you up bad. 😜
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Sheryl is my new favorite person. Y'all need to try harder. She's showing you up bad. 😜
I guess that "didn't intentionally *do* anything" thing isn't entirely true. I've been dancing it out... a lot... over the past 3 months. I guess in dancing it out, maybe I danced some of it off, too. That was never the point, but it seems to have worked out... two birds, one stone.
Anybody who saw me on the news back in July knows this wasn't the reality then. It's a good thing I had so much to lose to begin with. It would be really dangerous for someone who didn't to do this.
And, for the record, I didn't intentionally *do* anything. All this just... happened.
And, for the record, I didn't intentionally *do* anything. All this just... happened.
February 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I guess that "didn't intentionally *do* anything" thing isn't entirely true. I've been dancing it out... a lot... over the past 3 months. I guess in dancing it out, maybe I danced some of it off, too. That was never the point, but it seems to have worked out... two birds, one stone.
A few days ago, I reached to grab my pants to put them on and the clean underwear I'd just put on fell to my ankles. Me: "Oh, that's different." It made me curious just how much weight I'd lost. I don't own a scale. Even if I did, I have no idea what I weighed 3 months ago.
So...
So...
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
A few days ago, I reached to grab my pants to put them on and the clean underwear I'd just put on fell to my ankles. Me: "Oh, that's different." It made me curious just how much weight I'd lost. I don't own a scale. Even if I did, I have no idea what I weighed 3 months ago.
So...
So...
Maybe I'll be back tomorrow. Maybe I won't. Either way, no worries. I always come back eventually...
Night, kids. If you don't see me around for a while, no worries... it just means I decided to take that break I've been pondering.
I'm alright... I'm on my way to alright. Life is what it is, for all of us, all the time. Right?!? Just keep singin' until ya believe it!
I'm alright... I'm on my way to alright. Life is what it is, for all of us, all the time. Right?!? Just keep singin' until ya believe it!
February 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Maybe I'll be back tomorrow. Maybe I won't. Either way, no worries. I always come back eventually...
It didn't have to go down like this. Y'all made choices. I just want you to remember that. I hope you like classical piano. And cello. I'm definitely gonna Yo-Yo Ma all up in this bitch at some point, 'cause y'all gonna learn today. 😆
February 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
It didn't have to go down like this. Y'all made choices. I just want you to remember that. I hope you like classical piano. And cello. I'm definitely gonna Yo-Yo Ma all up in this bitch at some point, 'cause y'all gonna learn today. 😆
I've posted poetry. You hate it. I've posted art. You hate that, too. Now it's your turn to hate that I'm posting classical music. If you'd have filled my mentions with Kelly Clarkson GIFs, this wouldn't be happening to you.
Shut up for 4:29 & listen to Chopin, shitheads. You're welcome.
Shut up for 4:29 & listen to Chopin, shitheads. You're welcome.
February 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I've posted poetry. You hate it. I've posted art. You hate that, too. Now it's your turn to hate that I'm posting classical music. If you'd have filled my mentions with Kelly Clarkson GIFs, this wouldn't be happening to you.
Shut up for 4:29 & listen to Chopin, shitheads. You're welcome.
Shut up for 4:29 & listen to Chopin, shitheads. You're welcome.
Turns out I've been talking politics and fuckery here for so long, when I decide I don't wanna do that, I don't really seem to have all that much to say.
Might be time to post some poems. Maybe some art. Shut up. You asshats could use a little culture. I can't just drop f-bombs ALL the time.
Might be time to post some poems. Maybe some art. Shut up. You asshats could use a little culture. I can't just drop f-bombs ALL the time.
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February 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Turns out I've been talking politics and fuckery here for so long, when I decide I don't wanna do that, I don't really seem to have all that much to say.
Might be time to post some poems. Maybe some art. Shut up. You asshats could use a little culture. I can't just drop f-bombs ALL the time.
Might be time to post some poems. Maybe some art. Shut up. You asshats could use a little culture. I can't just drop f-bombs ALL the time.
I really wish @kristina-why.bsky.social was here...
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February 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I really wish @kristina-why.bsky.social was here...
I love everything about this. And the real life version is gonna get crazy this summer! 🤣
Oh! I thought you & @alyssonfergison.com might like a co-conspirators minifig photo..
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We ever All get together...Watch Out! 🤣😂
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We ever All get together...Watch Out! 🤣😂
February 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I love everything about this. And the real life version is gonna get crazy this summer! 🤣
If you've never done either, you've never truly felt alive... I highly recommend both. And on the regular.
I'd put parts of myself on a shelf for years... decades, really. I had to, to do what I did. I didn't realize it, but music & dancing ended up locked in those boxes I put on a shelf, too.
I'd put parts of myself on a shelf for years... decades, really. I had to, to do what I did. I didn't realize it, but music & dancing ended up locked in those boxes I put on a shelf, too.
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
If you've never done either, you've never truly felt alive... I highly recommend both. And on the regular.
I'd put parts of myself on a shelf for years... decades, really. I had to, to do what I did. I didn't realize it, but music & dancing ended up locked in those boxes I put on a shelf, too.
I'd put parts of myself on a shelf for years... decades, really. I had to, to do what I did. I didn't realize it, but music & dancing ended up locked in those boxes I put on a shelf, too.
Today was a bit of a let down... not gonna lie. Are you afraid I'm gonna spiral if you mention her because her show isn't coming back? Because it's okay. I'm okay with it. No, really. 🤣
Y'all really dropped the ball on me. Not one mention of her. Not a name drop. Not a GIF. Nothing.
Y'all really dropped the ball on me. Not one mention of her. Not a name drop. Not a GIF. Nothing.
February 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Today was a bit of a let down... not gonna lie. Are you afraid I'm gonna spiral if you mention her because her show isn't coming back? Because it's okay. I'm okay with it. No, really. 🤣
Y'all really dropped the ball on me. Not one mention of her. Not a name drop. Not a GIF. Nothing.
Y'all really dropped the ball on me. Not one mention of her. Not a name drop. Not a GIF. Nothing.
So... how is everyone? What's everybody been up to? Mostly no good, I hope. Someone has to pick up that baton when I'm not around.
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February 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
So... how is everyone? What's everybody been up to? Mostly no good, I hope. Someone has to pick up that baton when I'm not around.
Hey, kids! Just finished getting everything in the Instant Pot. I wasn't gonna make it, but I'm gifting half of it to a friend. It's not too late for you to get the provisions to make your own Beefy Chipotle Queso Dip for the big game tomorrow!
www.alyssonfergison.com/beefy-chipot...
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Beefy Chipotle Queso Dip
If you are headed to some sort of potluck get together, this is your showstopper. People won't stop talking about it and they'll be begging you for the recipe.
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February 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Hey, kids! Just finished getting everything in the Instant Pot. I wasn't gonna make it, but I'm gifting half of it to a friend. It's not too late for you to get the provisions to make your own Beefy Chipotle Queso Dip for the big game tomorrow!
www.alyssonfergison.com/beefy-chipot...
www.alyssonfergison.com/beefy-chipot...
If I'd never given that hoebag in a to-go bag, @mialynneb.bsky.social, my phone number, she couldn't lure me back here with promises of snow angel & belly flop videos. That's cheating. And it's not okay. It's hilarious. But it's not okay.
BREAK BACK ON! Don't do anything I wouldn't do...
BREAK BACK ON! Don't do anything I wouldn't do...
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January 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
If I'd never given that hoebag in a to-go bag, @mialynneb.bsky.social, my phone number, she couldn't lure me back here with promises of snow angel & belly flop videos. That's cheating. And it's not okay. It's hilarious. But it's not okay.
BREAK BACK ON! Don't do anything I wouldn't do...
BREAK BACK ON! Don't do anything I wouldn't do...
Y'all really have gone all the way 'round the bend. It was only a matter of time...
January 26, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Y'all really have gone all the way 'round the bend. It was only a matter of time...
"And I'll even do a belly flop... fuck you." I'm dead.
January 26, 2026 at 1:06 AM
"And I'll even do a belly flop... fuck you." I'm dead.
Welp, that's enough of that. Prolly shouldn't have come back here today.
Time to dance...
Time to dance...
January 24, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Welp, that's enough of that. Prolly shouldn't have come back here today.
Time to dance...
Time to dance...
Everyone bitching about Democrats now is actively participating in an ongoing propaganda campaign to ensure we never elect enough Democrats to end this nightmare.
Please stop being stupid. We can't afford it right now. People are dying in the street. And our government is murdering them.
Please stop being stupid. We can't afford it right now. People are dying in the street. And our government is murdering them.
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January 24, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Everyone bitching about Democrats now is actively participating in an ongoing propaganda campaign to ensure we never elect enough Democrats to end this nightmare.
Please stop being stupid. We can't afford it right now. People are dying in the street. And our government is murdering them.
Please stop being stupid. We can't afford it right now. People are dying in the street. And our government is murdering them.
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My simple take is that if you use the murder of yet another person by Trump's goons as an excuse to hate on Democrats you're pretty much lost and any attempt to return you to your senses is effort that needs to be spent elsewhere at the moment.
January 24, 2026 at 6:58 PM
My simple take is that if you use the murder of yet another person by Trump's goons as an excuse to hate on Democrats you're pretty much lost and any attempt to return you to your senses is effort that needs to be spent elsewhere at the moment.
You don't need to threaten to block me if I don't delete a post. I give thoughtful consideration to every single thing I say here. I mean every word. There is never going to come a time that someone is going to demand that I delete something simply because they disagree & see that happen.
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January 24, 2026 at 6:52 PM
You don't need to threaten to block me if I don't delete a post. I give thoughtful consideration to every single thing I say here. I mean every word. There is never going to come a time that someone is going to demand that I delete something simply because they disagree & see that happen.