BootHillBossanova
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“Can you help me make a Korean-inspired steak sauce for my steak sandwich here?”
The "Rain Man" reboot is going well, I see.
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The "Rain Man" reboot is going well, I see.
Two weeks from now: "Those whores shouldn't have tempted those God-fearing men. Plus, if their wives would've been into age-play their husbands wouldn't have strayed."
February 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Two weeks from now: "Those whores shouldn't have tempted those God-fearing men. Plus, if their wives would've been into age-play their husbands wouldn't have strayed."
Pretty crazy the dumpster pillow guy is that close against the substitute teacher from "Miss Nelson is Missing".
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Pretty crazy the dumpster pillow guy is that close against the substitute teacher from "Miss Nelson is Missing".
I'm on the Antifa board of directors and want to give DHS a personal "fuck you" for blowing the surprise. We had a whole thing planned for Chandler's promotion.
a bald man wearing glasses and a suit says ya blew it .
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a suit says ya blew it .
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February 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I'm on the Antifa board of directors and want to give DHS a personal "fuck you" for blowing the surprise. We had a whole thing planned for Chandler's promotion.
So they prefer the unseasoned sounds of Hank Tanksly and Brice Brysyn?
February 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
So they prefer the unseasoned sounds of Hank Tanksly and Brice Brysyn?
Yep. All of a sudden the Kennedy Center is purchasing luxury goods on credit that will never get paid back.
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Yep. All of a sudden the Kennedy Center is purchasing luxury goods on credit that will never get paid back.
Hopefully it's just limited to the concentration camp guards. Something tells me that the immigrants housed there are vaxxed because they come from places where viruses kill people regularly and used common sense before they got confined.
February 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Hopefully it's just limited to the concentration camp guards. Something tells me that the immigrants housed there are vaxxed because they come from places where viruses kill people regularly and used common sense before they got confined.
Just watch the "Bust Out" episode of The Sopranos and it will all make sense.
February 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Just watch the "Bust Out" episode of The Sopranos and it will all make sense.
Explains his dick.
February 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Explains his dick.
Gawker was too powerful
February 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Gawker was too powerful
They could've spent a fraction of that on Costco toilet paper to replace their diplomas.
February 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
They could've spent a fraction of that on Costco toilet paper to replace their diplomas.
Little did ICE know they were training civilians to eventually organize to protect voting sites come midterm elections in November.
February 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Little did ICE know they were training civilians to eventually organize to protect voting sites come midterm elections in November.
So crazy how this tacky, thuggish brand of "power" requires so much of popular culture acceptance to make it real to these clowns. They know they're just uneducated boors who happen to have a lot of money and power.
February 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
So crazy how this tacky, thuggish brand of "power" requires so much of popular culture acceptance to make it real to these clowns. They know they're just uneducated boors who happen to have a lot of money and power.
Works for Isreal under Netanyahu.
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Works for Isreal under Netanyahu.
Things haven't been the same since the Gawker network imploded.
January 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Things haven't been the same since the Gawker network imploded.
Casinos are pissed. Imagine a business model where you loan your customers money to gamble with at your establishment.
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Casinos are pissed. Imagine a business model where you loan your customers money to gamble with at your establishment.
I mean they've been so great at breaking the law with zero regard already. Surely, an additional law that says they have to follow the law will do the trick!
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I mean they've been so great at breaking the law with zero regard already. Surely, an additional law that says they have to follow the law will do the trick!
Just shows you how baller the NFL is. Everyone Trump tries to shake down should just send him a dollar bill and tell him to kick rocks.
January 31, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Just shows you how baller the NFL is. Everyone Trump tries to shake down should just send him a dollar bill and tell him to kick rocks.
They will definitely find someone with too much money who wants immediate gratification to completely overspend on the team.
January 31, 2026 at 12:47 AM
They will definitely find someone with too much money who wants immediate gratification to completely overspend on the team.
The NFL doesn't do shit for Trump other than Goodell doing a couple photo ops. Trump got permabanned from anything remotely close to the NFL business after he tried to start a competitor league (which he, of course, bankrupted).
January 31, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The NFL doesn't do shit for Trump other than Goodell doing a couple photo ops. Trump got permabanned from anything remotely close to the NFL business after he tried to start a competitor league (which he, of course, bankrupted).
I worked for a small non-sports company that had ties to the DeBartolo family and all you'd hear was "Mr. DeBartolo this" and "Mr. DeBartolo that" from all the older men who worked there. I never saw Eddie even once the whole time I was there.
January 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I worked for a small non-sports company that had ties to the DeBartolo family and all you'd hear was "Mr. DeBartolo this" and "Mr. DeBartolo that" from all the older men who worked there. I never saw Eddie even once the whole time I was there.
Trump and Bondi doing more for Lemon's career than his own management.
January 31, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Trump and Bondi doing more for Lemon's career than his own management.
They replaced our engine (with 90k miles) in our Sedona *for free* because of a head gasket issue. Things like that make you want to stick with them.
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
They replaced our engine (with 90k miles) in our Sedona *for free* because of a head gasket issue. Things like that make you want to stick with them.
Sounds like an ex of mine. She claimed that she just assumed I was cheating on her which is why she slept around while we were together. Some people can't fathom that you do not have to go through life lying and cheating if you have a working brain.
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Sounds like an ex of mine. She claimed that she just assumed I was cheating on her which is why she slept around while we were together. Some people can't fathom that you do not have to go through life lying and cheating if you have a working brain.