W³, Esq.
@dementedkirby.bsky.social
Litigator by day, cinematic and pop cultural maven by night. Not your lawyer. Views != my employer’s. Law, film, cats, whatever. 日本語OK! He/him.
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The President is struggling to find a turkey convicted of financial crimes that he can pardon.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The President is struggling to find a turkey convicted of financial crimes that he can pardon.
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One of my dirtbag roommates worked for an alcohol lobby group, and when Four Loko got banned, they redirected an entire pallet to our driveway. The resulting party got us evicted. Devil juice, terrible stuff.
My freshman year of college was the last of the Loko years and they sent us all an email saying effectively “Do NOT drink this, it is TOO crazy, it will make your parties TOO wild.” which had about exact the effect you would expect.
they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
One of my dirtbag roommates worked for an alcohol lobby group, and when Four Loko got banned, they redirected an entire pallet to our driveway. The resulting party got us evicted. Devil juice, terrible stuff.
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My mother in law made me a blue whale planter for my birthday he’s adorable
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My mother in law made me a blue whale planter for my birthday he’s adorable
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I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
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yesterday I learned that there's a whole market segment of "masculine rosaries / rosaries for men," if you wanna know how the cope is going for MRA types who are trying to work their way up to Catholic cosplay
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
yesterday I learned that there's a whole market segment of "masculine rosaries / rosaries for men," if you wanna know how the cope is going for MRA types who are trying to work their way up to Catholic cosplay
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Oh, so now it's fine to have a war on Christmas
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oh, so now it's fine to have a war on Christmas
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Microsoft: let's give our shitty apps even uglier icons
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Microsoft: let's give our shitty apps even uglier icons
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When they crash the economy again I'll be wearing a barrel with suspenders but I'll still be doing the Nelson Muntz Ha-Ha at all the wise business guys
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When they crash the economy again I'll be wearing a barrel with suspenders but I'll still be doing the Nelson Muntz Ha-Ha at all the wise business guys
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HEAD LIKE A HOLE
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL
I'D RATHER DIE
THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL
I'D RATHER DIE
THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
HEAD LIKE A HOLE
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL
I'D RATHER DIE
THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL
I'D RATHER DIE
THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL
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Digging through my saved folder to find this tangentially-related banger from an old Girl Scout cookie box
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Digging through my saved folder to find this tangentially-related banger from an old Girl Scout cookie box
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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Del Toro not only saying "fuck AI," but putting his money where his mouth is by commissioning several original paintings for Frankenstein.
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Del Toro not only saying "fuck AI," but putting his money where his mouth is by commissioning several original paintings for Frankenstein.
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There have been at least 154 cases in which federal district courts have issued preliminary relief against a Trump administration policy.
Those rulings have come from 121 *different* judges appointed by seven presidents (including 15 appointed by Trump) sitting in 29 district courts in 10 circuits:
Those rulings have come from 121 *different* judges appointed by seven presidents (including 15 appointed by Trump) sitting in 29 district courts in 10 circuits:
193. The "War" on Judges
Deputy Attorney General Blanche's attack on lower courts is an impressive combination of light on substance; shamelessly hypocritical; and profoundly dangerous. More people should be condemning it.
www.stevevladeck.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
There have been at least 154 cases in which federal district courts have issued preliminary relief against a Trump administration policy.
Those rulings have come from 121 *different* judges appointed by seven presidents (including 15 appointed by Trump) sitting in 29 district courts in 10 circuits:
Those rulings have come from 121 *different* judges appointed by seven presidents (including 15 appointed by Trump) sitting in 29 district courts in 10 circuits:
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I think it's telling that no AI companies are named like "Happy Time Productivty Friend INC" and that instead they're all named like Charybdis or Sheol or Wendigo
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think it's telling that no AI companies are named like "Happy Time Productivty Friend INC" and that instead they're all named like Charybdis or Sheol or Wendigo
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Director Kristen "Claire, it's French" Stewart before the Governors Awards, promoting her directorial debut The Chronology of Water, releasing wide in January
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Director Kristen "Claire, it's French" Stewart before the Governors Awards, promoting her directorial debut The Chronology of Water, releasing wide in January
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the 90s was crazy because they'll be like "yea this show was completely unremarkable bargain bin slop, forgotten dime-a-dozen mass produced garbage forgotten as soon as it came out" and the show looks like this
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
the 90s was crazy because they'll be like "yea this show was completely unremarkable bargain bin slop, forgotten dime-a-dozen mass produced garbage forgotten as soon as it came out" and the show looks like this
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I'm sure it's coincidental that most of the *anti-woke* people are also racist.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm sure it's coincidental that most of the *anti-woke* people are also racist.
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Porky the Litter Eater is only a short drive from my house. I must feed him cans, but not glass. Glass gives him a stomach ache.
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Porky the Litter Eater is only a short drive from my house. I must feed him cans, but not glass. Glass gives him a stomach ache.
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Human Power Plant Sena Wakana
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Human Power Plant Sena Wakana
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my medbed isn’t working correctly. The new organ my body produced is throwing my hormone levels off. It needs to be adjusted.
September 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
my medbed isn’t working correctly. The new organ my body produced is throwing my hormone levels off. It needs to be adjusted.
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i do not think we are going to like why the President's account is posting MedBed nonsense
September 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
i do not think we are going to like why the President's account is posting MedBed nonsense
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However stupid you think the med beds thing is, it's worse. This is the sci-fi tech from the movie Elysium, it's the thing that revived and rebuilds Sharlto Copley's character's entire face after a grenade shreds him in grisly fashion. This is what the conspiracy is, that fictional tech is real.
I know a lot of people won’t click through to read about “med beds” so here’s the crucial quote to explain how fucking crazy this is.
Trump just posted an AI video of himself promising every American access to this.
Trump just posted an AI video of himself promising every American access to this.
September 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
However stupid you think the med beds thing is, it's worse. This is the sci-fi tech from the movie Elysium, it's the thing that revived and rebuilds Sharlto Copley's character's entire face after a grenade shreds him in grisly fashion. This is what the conspiracy is, that fictional tech is real.