Theo
@deftheo.bsky.social
Chicken nugget and bean juice connoisseur.
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"The flimsy politics of citizenship might seem like the detail that distinguishes Liam's story from the stories of our own kids," writes @inaeoh.bsky.social. "But his innocence, like the innocence of all kids, is unimpeachable. We know this child: his goodness, his superheroes, his winter hat."
They want to tell you a kid with a Spider-Man backpack is evil
Liam Ramos' innocence, like the innocence of all kids, is unimpeachable. The visuals of his arrest are excruciating.
www.motherjones.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
"The flimsy politics of citizenship might seem like the detail that distinguishes Liam's story from the stories of our own kids," writes @inaeoh.bsky.social. "But his innocence, like the innocence of all kids, is unimpeachable. We know this child: his goodness, his superheroes, his winter hat."
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A witness recounts the moment 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was detained by ICE in Minnestoa.
January 23, 2026 at 6:40 PM
A witness recounts the moment 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was detained by ICE in Minnestoa.
Being American right now feels like youre on punishment because your dumbass neighbor got yall in trouble, but the kids on the street over are having block parties.
And making plans to have more without you because your dumb ass neighbor can't get right.
And making plans to have more without you because your dumb ass neighbor can't get right.
January 23, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Being American right now feels like youre on punishment because your dumbass neighbor got yall in trouble, but the kids on the street over are having block parties.
And making plans to have more without you because your dumb ass neighbor can't get right.
And making plans to have more without you because your dumb ass neighbor can't get right.
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Using a photo of the guy open carrying from a completely different neighborhood in the city to represent protestors and supposedly congregants who got angry at a pastor who is working as the field director of ICE is just fucking egregious.
Activists disrupt Minn. church where pastor is ICE official
Activists disrupt Minn. church where pastor is ICE official
The DOJ said it is investigating a group of protesters in Minnesota who disrupted services at a church where a local ICE official apparently serves as a pastor.
buff.ly
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Using a photo of the guy open carrying from a completely different neighborhood in the city to represent protestors and supposedly congregants who got angry at a pastor who is working as the field director of ICE is just fucking egregious.
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After a chaotic visit to an ICE jail, the congresswoman LaMonica McIver is facing 17 years in prison. Jonathan Blitzer reports.
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newyorkermag.visitlink.me/FRrFNE
The Congresswoman Criminalized for Visiting ICE Detainees
LaMonica McIver went to tour an immigration jail in her district. Now she faces seventeen years in prison.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM
After a chaotic visit to an ICE jail, the congresswoman LaMonica McIver is facing 17 years in prison. Jonathan Blitzer reports.
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1️⃣ He didn't say that.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 AM
1️⃣ He didn't say that.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
I like to lie on the internet. I live in a different city every time people ask.
"Oh you wanna know where I live? Bethlehem, PA. You want to come by to kick it? Suuuure."
"Oh you wanna know where I live? Bethlehem, PA. You want to come by to kick it? Suuuure."
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I like to lie on the internet. I live in a different city every time people ask.
"Oh you wanna know where I live? Bethlehem, PA. You want to come by to kick it? Suuuure."
"Oh you wanna know where I live? Bethlehem, PA. You want to come by to kick it? Suuuure."
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“A pastor here is also director of the field office for ICE… so someone teaching people about God is out there overseeing ICE agents. How dare you.”
Twin cities protestors disrupt a church service at an ICE field office director’s church.
(H/T @bygeorgiafort.bsky.social )
Twin cities protestors disrupt a church service at an ICE field office director’s church.
(H/T @bygeorgiafort.bsky.social )
January 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
“A pastor here is also director of the field office for ICE… so someone teaching people about God is out there overseeing ICE agents. How dare you.”
Twin cities protestors disrupt a church service at an ICE field office director’s church.
(H/T @bygeorgiafort.bsky.social )
Twin cities protestors disrupt a church service at an ICE field office director’s church.
(H/T @bygeorgiafort.bsky.social )
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
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"we're here to inspect your daycare center"
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"we're here to inspect your daycare center"
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the wall street journal posted this literally 22 minutes into 2026 lmao. the ruling class is so desperate for this man to fail and for all his ideals to be beaten down into the dirt
As Zohran Mamdani became the mayor of New York City at a small ceremony shortly after midnight Thursday, the clock started ticking on his pledges to make the city more affordable.
Mamdani Takes Office and Must Now Try to Deliver on His Boldest Promises
The clock is ticking on the new mayor’s pledges to make New York City more affordable, including expanded child care and free buses.
on.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
the wall street journal posted this literally 22 minutes into 2026 lmao. the ruling class is so desperate for this man to fail and for all his ideals to be beaten down into the dirt
People be like “I'm in a dark place” meanwhile it’s just the consequences of their own actions.
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
People be like “I'm in a dark place” meanwhile it’s just the consequences of their own actions.
Coworker wont shut the fuck up
December 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Coworker wont shut the fuck up
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Reminder, the guy who runs ChatGPT is being sued by his little sister for sexually abusing her for a decade: www.cnn.com/2025/01/08/b...
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Reminder, the guy who runs ChatGPT is being sued by his little sister for sexually abusing her for a decade: www.cnn.com/2025/01/08/b...
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
Just looked at my bank account and realized I forgot to pay a bill somewhere. Hahahahaha fuck
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Just looked at my bank account and realized I forgot to pay a bill somewhere. Hahahahaha fuck
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Viktor Orban is currently having a coronary.
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Viktor Orban is currently having a coronary.
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am i supposed to be consuming or am i supposed to be saving for a house i'll never be able to afford. can yall make up your minds
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
am i supposed to be consuming or am i supposed to be saving for a house i'll never be able to afford. can yall make up your minds
Every few years the United States is about to implode because racist and sexist losers cant get laid. I'm tired of this shit.
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Every few years the United States is about to implode because racist and sexist losers cant get laid. I'm tired of this shit.
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You know what to do!
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
You know what to do!
Mike Johnson makes me physically ill. Like I get nauseated even looking at him.
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Mike Johnson makes me physically ill. Like I get nauseated even looking at him.
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When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
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people.com/donald-trump...
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'Beyond horrific': Observers aghast as teen at center of Gaetz sex scandal comes forward
www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-t...
www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-t...
'Beyond horrific': Observers aghast as teen at center of Gaetz sex scandal comes forward
Reactions mounted Thursday after a woman sharing her story for the first time said that then-Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) sexually abused her when she was just 17, while she was living in a homeless shelter...
www.rawstory.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
'Beyond horrific': Observers aghast as teen at center of Gaetz sex scandal comes forward
www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-t...
www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-t...