Daniel Deenik
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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The bogus claim in Jurassic Park that T. Rex vision is "motion-based" isn't just absurd — it's liable to get someone killed
July 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The bogus claim in Jurassic Park that T. Rex vision is "motion-based" isn't just absurd — it's liable to get someone killed
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This is framed as "lessons for the left," but Lander and Mamdani actually offer lessons for the center: Instead of ruthlessly undermining leftist candidates, emphasize shared values and refuse to amplify right-wing attacks.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Zohran Mamdani’s Lesson for the Left
The New York City mayoral primary showcased a better kind of politics than progressives are used to.
www.theatlantic.com
July 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This is framed as "lessons for the left," but Lander and Mamdani actually offer lessons for the center: Instead of ruthlessly undermining leftist candidates, emphasize shared values and refuse to amplify right-wing attacks.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
June 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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[humans invent houses]
house plants: oh hell yeah
house plants: oh hell yeah
May 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
[humans invent houses]
house plants: oh hell yeah
house plants: oh hell yeah
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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May 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Congratulations to Colorado for signing a bill limiting school library book bans!
Colorado bill meant to limit school library book bans signed into law • Colorado Newsline
Colorado school districts will need to adopt policies about when and why library books can be taken from the shelves under a new law.
coloradonewsline.com
May 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Congratulations to Colorado for signing a bill limiting school library book bans!
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i gotta hand it to him, Garfield was 100% right about Mondays, even tho we don't see eye to eye on Israel/Palestine
April 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i gotta hand it to him, Garfield was 100% right about Mondays, even tho we don't see eye to eye on Israel/Palestine
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everyone else who has made George Lucas money did so through acts of unfathomable cruelty and he did it by having unerring faith that the merchandising rights to Glupp Shitto would be worth far more than cash up front
April 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
everyone else who has made George Lucas money did so through acts of unfathomable cruelty and he did it by having unerring faith that the merchandising rights to Glupp Shitto would be worth far more than cash up front
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the pope is actually the dominant breeding female of the college of cardinals and when it dies the most dominant male switches sexes to become the pope and everyone else moves up a notch
April 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
the pope is actually the dominant breeding female of the college of cardinals and when it dies the most dominant male switches sexes to become the pope and everyone else moves up a notch
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no matter what I do at work today, at least no one will think I just killed the Pope
April 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
no matter what I do at work today, at least no one will think I just killed the Pope
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several economists queried by this reporter called this plan, "potentially workable" and "significantly better than other policies pushed by this administration"
April 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
several economists queried by this reporter called this plan, "potentially workable" and "significantly better than other policies pushed by this administration"
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BREAKING: White House sources report an old Ork Codex was slipped into the President's Daily Briefing and he is now exploring the possibility of ending the dollar entirely in favor of a teeth based economy
April 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
BREAKING: White House sources report an old Ork Codex was slipped into the President's Daily Briefing and he is now exploring the possibility of ending the dollar entirely in favor of a teeth based economy
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everyone always says "death to america" but then when someone steps up and does it you get mad at him
April 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
everyone always says "death to america" but then when someone steps up and does it you get mad at him
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when times are as bad as they are right now we all have an added responsibility to highlight the few things our culture is doing well. so here goes: i am proud that America decided to fully embrace the Culkins. not just Macaulay, the whole lot of them. Good work everyone.
We did it.
We did it.
March 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
when times are as bad as they are right now we all have an added responsibility to highlight the few things our culture is doing well. so here goes: i am proud that America decided to fully embrace the Culkins. not just Macaulay, the whole lot of them. Good work everyone.
We did it.
We did it.
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People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups
March 15, 2024 at 2:25 PM
People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups
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I have been so excited since I found out this would be announced today! RIP any ability for me to concentrate: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...
Apple’s new sci-fi series “Murderbot” to make global debut May 16, 2025
Today, Apple TV+ unveiled a first look at “Murderbot,” created by Chris and Paul Weitz and starring Alexander Skarsgård
www.apple.com
February 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I have been so excited since I found out this would be announced today! RIP any ability for me to concentrate: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...
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“Burn it” 2 of 2
February 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“Burn it” 2 of 2
I'm so disappointed in them
“The IU School of Medicine canceled its LGBTQ+ Health Care Conference…The move comes after a flurry of government action against DEI initiatives at the state and federal levels. Representatives for IU, the IU School of Medicine and IU Health have not responded to requests for comment.”
IU School of Medicine cancels LBGTQ+ Health Care Conference
The change comes amid a string of legislation against diversity, equity and inclusion initiatives.
www.idsnews.com
February 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I'm so disappointed in them
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.