Dave
@davemightylions.bsky.social
AuDHDer. Purveyor of dwale. Safe healthcare is a right. Pro Palestine, LGBTIQA rights.
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shaggy sneaking off to the kitchen to make a big ass sandwich while the rest of mystery inc is investigating the haunted house
August 10, 2024 at 4:16 PM
shaggy sneaking off to the kitchen to make a big ass sandwich while the rest of mystery inc is investigating the haunted house
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YOU CAN'T ADD BREAK DANCING TO THE OLYMPICS WITHOUT ALSO ADDING AN EVENT FOR SLEAZY DEVELOPERS WHO WANT TO TEAR DOWN COMMUNITY RECREATION CENTERS.
August 8, 2024 at 9:36 PM
YOU CAN'T ADD BREAK DANCING TO THE OLYMPICS WITHOUT ALSO ADDING AN EVENT FOR SLEAZY DEVELOPERS WHO WANT TO TEAR DOWN COMMUNITY RECREATION CENTERS.
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Late night etymology:
In early Rome there was a god named Fascinus who was a flying dildo with legs. Amulets with that image were called fascinium, and gradually fascinō came to mean “bewitch.” Over the years through Latin and Castilian fascinātus came to mean “fascinating” as we say it today.
In early Rome there was a god named Fascinus who was a flying dildo with legs. Amulets with that image were called fascinium, and gradually fascinō came to mean “bewitch.” Over the years through Latin and Castilian fascinātus came to mean “fascinating” as we say it today.
August 9, 2023 at 6:27 AM
Late night etymology:
In early Rome there was a god named Fascinus who was a flying dildo with legs. Amulets with that image were called fascinium, and gradually fascinō came to mean “bewitch.” Over the years through Latin and Castilian fascinātus came to mean “fascinating” as we say it today.
In early Rome there was a god named Fascinus who was a flying dildo with legs. Amulets with that image were called fascinium, and gradually fascinō came to mean “bewitch.” Over the years through Latin and Castilian fascinātus came to mean “fascinating” as we say it today.
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Meme that has everything: AP fact checking, Orange County Choppers, the couch thing:
July 25, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Meme that has everything: AP fact checking, Orange County Choppers, the couch thing:
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One of the researchers needs to do the right thing: leak the formula to the Cubans
hey, here's a thought- let's nationalize any company that sounds like the evil corporation in a dystopian Paul Verhoeven SF movie
July 23, 2024 at 2:30 PM
One of the researchers needs to do the right thing: leak the formula to the Cubans
Hello fellow autists please join me for 12 one hour modules online exploring the art and science of dishwasher stacking. Highlights include Tine Orientation Within The Cutlery Shelf, Middle Basket Bowl Placement In The Event Of Lower Basket Unavailability, and No You're Doing It Wrong.
July 23, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Hello fellow autists please join me for 12 one hour modules online exploring the art and science of dishwasher stacking. Highlights include Tine Orientation Within The Cutlery Shelf, Middle Basket Bowl Placement In The Event Of Lower Basket Unavailability, and No You're Doing It Wrong.
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Every day, Elon gives us another fascinating glimpse into the beautiful spectrum of traits that give him the diagnosis of Fucking Piece of Shit
Elon Musk: I Knew Last Week That Biden Would Leave on Sunday Afternoon
The billionaire businessman and Trump fan sent a stream of conspiratorial messages on social media painting the Democratic establishment as a cozy cabal.
www.thedailybeast.com
July 22, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Every day, Elon gives us another fascinating glimpse into the beautiful spectrum of traits that give him the diagnosis of Fucking Piece of Shit
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Akram has shared with me how smart his little brother is & how he wishes to be a a professional football player ❤️
Here is the GFM link for @akramabdelwahed.bsky.social & his family who he is always putting before himself. The goal is a little over halfway met!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-a...
Here is the GFM link for @akramabdelwahed.bsky.social & his family who he is always putting before himself. The goal is a little over halfway met!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-a...
July 22, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Akram has shared with me how smart his little brother is & how he wishes to be a a professional football player ❤️
Here is the GFM link for @akramabdelwahed.bsky.social & his family who he is always putting before himself. The goal is a little over halfway met!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-a...
Here is the GFM link for @akramabdelwahed.bsky.social & his family who he is always putting before himself. The goal is a little over halfway met!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-a...
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I'm a single issue voter and the single issue is this
July 22, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I'm a single issue voter and the single issue is this
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endlessly amused by how much the cat needs to sleep. tired from licking yourself, beautiful?
July 19, 2024 at 10:19 PM
endlessly amused by how much the cat needs to sleep. tired from licking yourself, beautiful?
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But for a driver to be updated CrowdStrike must have pushed an update to everyone in the entire world, all at the same time. Which, if you know anything about software deployments - actually you don’t need to know anything about software deployments - you can realise that it’s a fucking stupid idea.
July 19, 2024 at 10:11 AM
But for a driver to be updated CrowdStrike must have pushed an update to everyone in the entire world, all at the same time. Which, if you know anything about software deployments - actually you don’t need to know anything about software deployments - you can realise that it’s a fucking stupid idea.
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A lot of people are choosing to look away right now in the face of something that is making Doctors Without Borders say things like this
July 17, 2024 at 3:09 AM
A lot of people are choosing to look away right now in the face of something that is making Doctors Without Borders say things like this
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Jack Black is profoundly overrated - a slightly more likable Dane Cook. Spooked so bad by a nastygram from an Australian senator that you betrayed your Garfunkel. Absolutely pathetic.
jack throwing kyle under the bus
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Jack Black Cancels Tenacious D Tour and ‘All Future Creative Plans’ After Kyle Glass’ Remark on Trump Assassination Attempt: ‘I Was Blindsided by What Was Said’
Jack Black says Tenacious D will no longer tour after blowback over a comment Kyle Glass made about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump.
variety.com
July 16, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Jack Black is profoundly overrated - a slightly more likable Dane Cook. Spooked so bad by a nastygram from an Australian senator that you betrayed your Garfunkel. Absolutely pathetic.
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Jack Black has replaced Kyle Gass with Tim Tebow and they are now called Respectful D and sing songs about doing normal push-ups instead of ones with their dick
July 17, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Jack Black has replaced Kyle Gass with Tim Tebow and they are now called Respectful D and sing songs about doing normal push-ups instead of ones with their dick
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as an Ohioan, i know a hundred guys like JD Vance and the main difference between them and him is that he managed to monetize being a largely formless glob of humanity who would goosestep at the drop of a hat
July 15, 2024 at 8:07 PM
as an Ohioan, i know a hundred guys like JD Vance and the main difference between them and him is that he managed to monetize being a largely formless glob of humanity who would goosestep at the drop of a hat
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Love to live in a time when “Western democracy” means a choice between actual raving blood cult ultra-right Nazi fuckheads and the most pathetic weak-kneed hapless dipshit genocide-enabling centrists imaginable. Everybloodywhere.
July 15, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Love to live in a time when “Western democracy” means a choice between actual raving blood cult ultra-right Nazi fuckheads and the most pathetic weak-kneed hapless dipshit genocide-enabling centrists imaginable. Everybloodywhere.
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One of the core lessons of history is that you don't need all that many fascists to produce a fascist regime. You need a broad swathe in the middle to look the other way.
May 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
One of the core lessons of history is that you don't need all that many fascists to produce a fascist regime. You need a broad swathe in the middle to look the other way.
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The invention of the air friar (colorized).
January 21, 2024 at 4:03 PM
The invention of the air friar (colorized).
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You see this across the entire field, including "progressive" areas like animal ethics (Singer), race (West), feminism (stock, lawford-smith), and ethics (throw a fucking dart, hit an asshole).
Philosophy is dangerous in the hands of people who don't give a shit, and too few people recognize this.
Philosophy is dangerous in the hands of people who don't give a shit, and too few people recognize this.
May 15, 2024 at 10:45 AM
You see this across the entire field, including "progressive" areas like animal ethics (Singer), race (West), feminism (stock, lawford-smith), and ethics (throw a fucking dart, hit an asshole).
Philosophy is dangerous in the hands of people who don't give a shit, and too few people recognize this.
Philosophy is dangerous in the hands of people who don't give a shit, and too few people recognize this.