Read it in a Flula Borg accent complete with theatrical boss baby gestures

Kris Kringle sorted for this year

Paywalled, such a shame. Googled his photo - looks like a young Charles Manson after a Queer Eye makeover.

She's misunderstood the assignment - being a 'mad cunt' is admirable as a single entity. Not when each is taken separately at face value.

Seems the lads have occupied a tiny circular field full of dead grass and garbage. How apt.

It's been a while since I read it but did her character feature in the Marshall Browne Gilded Cage trilogy?

Collect the seven dollars

Marie Kondo like really.

Musk is a bit like Bjelke-Peterson I reckon- his main attribute is rat cunning. Space X is his lever wrt government, no matter who is in charge. The only company sending people/sizeable payloads into space, which gives him a long leash.

Think you'll have to grow a mo to fit the mysterious stranger in Portugal vibe.

To be sure

We can see you toothless Tammy (surely she's on ice)
youtu.be/qI3yDxiZGqM?...

🎶 I humped a couch and I liked it
Hope my chaise-longue don't mind it

Now do the album on 180g vinyl Sweet Melodies And Couch Shagging Memories

Time to dust off the Calvin Coolidge Dorothy Parker quip?

Keep up the good work. There's people out there mighty proud of you. And others who wonder what sort of human being would say stuff like this.

I've talked to someone who's actually been there. Shared her lived experience. Enjoy the hellhole between your ears you ghoul.

Interesting. Very quick to reply with the stats. I think there's a tiny part of you who is aware of the terror and human misery, the killing and destruction. A tiny kernel of self-awareness around how much of a monster you have to be to defend this. And it's making you angry and miserable.