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davematson.bsky.social
@davematson.bsky.social
Imagine actually wanting attention, when you can just be left alone instead.
I, for one, welcome our new violent and infectious monkey overlords.
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
JFC

Not beating the war criminal allegations
I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news
October 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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and then the cancer cures right
October 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I was just diagnosed with both celiac disease and masochism disorder.

So now I’m a gluten for punishment.
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This is a scientific fact.
The first bite from the diagonal gives you the maximum flavor from the contents.
resolved: sandwiches taste better when cut diagonally
September 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.
September 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Hear me out: what if the polite person was the character?
Guys it's ok. He only called for violence against gays and trans people and declared the Civil Rights Act a mistake for the money and power.
September 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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For the first time ever China will sell more electric cars than the US sells of gas and electric cars combined 🤯
September 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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You do not, in fact, need to have an opinion on everything.

Not having an opinion can be a beautiful thing.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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incredible work. become uncarryable.
This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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She was brought to the US as an 8yo, worked hard, studied, earned a scholarship, planned to become a nurse.

ICE kidnapped her. Held her for 6 MONTHS in a detention facility with conditions so miserable that she finally agreed to voluntarily move to Honduras, which her family left at gunpoint.
After six months in ICE custody, Charlotte woman chooses voluntary removal to Honduras
A 20-year-old Honduran woman who has lived in the Charlotte area for more than a decade will soon be removed from the U.S.
www.wunc.org
August 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Dude literally commits impeachable offenses every week, but it’s just Trump being Trump so whaddayagonnado?
You know what's crazy? There have been no op-eds or editorial statements in major newspapers this year calling on Trump to resign. None calling for his impeachment. None asking if he's medically fit to be in office. Not one in any major newspaper all year.
August 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Regional #ICE Tough Lady says she grew up in a safer #Boston - but, no, she didn't
www.universalhub.com/2025/regiona...
August 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Herdling is OUT NOW! We’re stoked to finally invite you on this journey 🐐🦬🐏⛰️
Get the game now on Steam, Epic Game Store, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X|S or Game Pass, links below!

We’ll give away 5 Steam keys among everyone who reposts this 🎉🎉🎉
August 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The movie version of Annie with Albert Finney is fun, and a scathing anti-capitalist satire.
letterboxd.com/davematson/f...
A ★★★½ review of Annie (1982)
Savage satire of capitalism, Albert Finney, and the dog is the hero. What more can you hope for in a broadway musical adaptation? The Bolsheviks were right.
letterboxd.com
August 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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one of the things about the modern carceral society is that while crime is near its all-time lows, the prison population is not. one reason is that things like this—which were barely crimes for most of this country's history—are now charged as felonies.
August 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Burlington MA Bearing Witness anti-ICE protest. Every Wednesday 11-1. @universalhub.com
August 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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The Culinary Workers Union representing 60,000 hospitality workers in Nevada has achieved a historic victory on the Las Vegas Strip. For the first time in its 90-year history, all major casinos on the Strip are unionized.
All major Las Vegas Strip casinos are now unionized in historic labor victory
The Culinary Workers Union representing 60,000 hospitality workers in Nevada has achieved a historic victory on the Las Vegas Strip.
bit.ly
August 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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wait this is actually fucking brilliant
Hydropower and we tell the them it runs on liberal tears.
August 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We don’t need a Stephen Miller of the left, we need an army of leftists making up new required good policy rules to counter these bad faith terrible ones.

“Every public building upgrade must have solar panels to meet code”
August 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Caterday
August 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I was considering watching Happy Gilmore 2 but never saw the original or read the books so I figured I’d be kinda lost not understanding the lore.
July 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM