Dave Bromage
@davebromage.bsky.social
Punmeister, quizmaster, SunSport journo, Lib Dem, birder, husband of one, dad of two (one canine).
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Trump is now calling for Stephen Colbert to be killed
December 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Trump is now calling for Stephen Colbert to be killed
It’s always been the case (but not always acknowledged by the anti-woke brigade) that the opposite of “wokery” is “cruelty” - and some people just revel in being cruel, callous bastards.
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
It’s always been the case (but not always acknowledged by the anti-woke brigade) that the opposite of “wokery” is “cruelty” - and some people just revel in being cruel, callous bastards.
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
RIP Chris Rea. I shall crack an egg in my bath tonight in your honour.
December 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
RIP Chris Rea. I shall crack an egg in my bath tonight in your honour.
For today’s shortest day of the year, apparently the sun isn’t going to rise before sunset.
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
For today’s shortest day of the year, apparently the sun isn’t going to rise before sunset.
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My neighbor told me pro boxers keep pummeling his douchebag influencers so I asked how many influencers he has and he said he just goes to the internet and gets a new influencer afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding influencers to boxers and then everyone's daughter started cheering.
Andrew Tate and Jake Paul losing the same weekend. Sad.
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My neighbor told me pro boxers keep pummeling his douchebag influencers so I asked how many influencers he has and he said he just goes to the internet and gets a new influencer afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding influencers to boxers and then everyone's daughter started cheering.
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here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
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YouTuber journey choices:
December 20, 2025 at 9:24 AM
YouTuber journey choices:
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Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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So am I right in saying the paedophile fascists have redacted all the names of the paedophile fascists?
Colour me shocked.
Colour me shocked.
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
So am I right in saying the paedophile fascists have redacted all the names of the paedophile fascists?
Colour me shocked.
Colour me shocked.
Moved seats on this train to avoid a woman coughing without covering her mouth. Sat next to a guy who then wiped his dripping nose on his sleeve. Have moved seats again.
I have become Sheldon Cooper.
I have become Sheldon Cooper.
December 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Moved seats on this train to avoid a woman coughing without covering her mouth. Sat next to a guy who then wiped his dripping nose on his sleeve. Have moved seats again.
I have become Sheldon Cooper.
I have become Sheldon Cooper.
Holy crap, mine is Die Hard.
December 19, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Holy crap, mine is Die Hard.
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Can't think of a stronger endorsement for Erasmus.
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Can't think of a stronger endorsement for Erasmus.
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How much Twitter do you have to snort to convince yourself that sexual violence is exclusively a foreign cultural import, or that education to combat it shouldn't begin until the people you're trying to reach are old enough to be perpetrators?
Dog-whistle and factually incorrect. Ladies, raise your hand if you were sexually assaulted by a boy at school? I’d wager this or a family member is most women’s first experience of sexual violence
December 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
How much Twitter do you have to snort to convince yourself that sexual violence is exclusively a foreign cultural import, or that education to combat it shouldn't begin until the people you're trying to reach are old enough to be perpetrators?
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Even by my low expectations for Kemi Badenoch ‘violence against women and girls is something done by immigrants and nobody else’ has shocked me.
Dog-whistle and factually incorrect. Ladies, raise your hand if you were sexually assaulted by a boy at school? I’d wager this or a family member is most women’s first experience of sexual violence
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Even by my low expectations for Kemi Badenoch ‘violence against women and girls is something done by immigrants and nobody else’ has shocked me.
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Nigel Farage said that the 'Raise the Colours' campaign was a "grassroots movement driven by ordinary people”.
Kemi Badenoch said they should be "welcomed" as a symbol of "unity"
Now the campaign has pivoted to racially abusing migrants and intimidating charity workers on the beaches of France
Kemi Badenoch said they should be "welcomed" as a symbol of "unity"
Now the campaign has pivoted to racially abusing migrants and intimidating charity workers on the beaches of France
Nigel Farage-Backed 'Raise the Colours' Campaign Pivots to Racially Abusing Migrants and Harassing Aid Workers on French Beaches
Far-right activists were seen stabbing dinghies and releasing dogs to intimidate migrants and aid workers
bylinetimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Nigel Farage said that the 'Raise the Colours' campaign was a "grassroots movement driven by ordinary people”.
Kemi Badenoch said they should be "welcomed" as a symbol of "unity"
Now the campaign has pivoted to racially abusing migrants and intimidating charity workers on the beaches of France
Kemi Badenoch said they should be "welcomed" as a symbol of "unity"
Now the campaign has pivoted to racially abusing migrants and intimidating charity workers on the beaches of France
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Two things.
1: This looks like the trailer for a new Cruella film. It's physically impossible to make her a sympathetic character.
2: The fact they include her saying she can't be bothered to watch her husband on the news *in the trailer* is hilarious.
1: This looks like the trailer for a new Cruella film. It's physically impossible to make her a sympathetic character.
2: The fact they include her saying she can't be bothered to watch her husband on the news *in the trailer* is hilarious.
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Two things.
1: This looks like the trailer for a new Cruella film. It's physically impossible to make her a sympathetic character.
2: The fact they include her saying she can't be bothered to watch her husband on the news *in the trailer* is hilarious.
1: This looks like the trailer for a new Cruella film. It's physically impossible to make her a sympathetic character.
2: The fact they include her saying she can't be bothered to watch her husband on the news *in the trailer* is hilarious.
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Trump on the BBC: “They put words in my mouth that I didn’t even say.”
That is quite demonstrably false and arguably grounds for the Beeb to countersue.
So sick of this putrid, lying sack of fetid mulch.
That is quite demonstrably false and arguably grounds for the Beeb to countersue.
So sick of this putrid, lying sack of fetid mulch.
December 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Trump on the BBC: “They put words in my mouth that I didn’t even say.”
That is quite demonstrably false and arguably grounds for the Beeb to countersue.
So sick of this putrid, lying sack of fetid mulch.
That is quite demonstrably false and arguably grounds for the Beeb to countersue.
So sick of this putrid, lying sack of fetid mulch.
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Three days ago Starmer was arguing that the UK shouldn’t think about rejoining the EU because it would unpick all these great US trade deals.
US suspends technology deal with Britain, FT reports reut.rs/4aRbgK4
US suspends technology deal with Britain, FT reports
The United States has suspended a technology deal it struck with Britain earlier this year, which was intended to boost ties in artificial intelligence, quantum computing and civil nuclear energy, the Financial Times reported on Monday.
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December 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Three days ago Starmer was arguing that the UK shouldn’t think about rejoining the EU because it would unpick all these great US trade deals.
So, so tired. Just did a classic “Shit, where’s my phone?!” while holding my phone.
December 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
So, so tired. Just did a classic “Shit, where’s my phone?!” while holding my phone.
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No idea what telly Lord Sewell is watching, because I can't think of a single show with this plotline let alone it being something that is inescapable for young white men who subsequently now face a crisis of masculinity drawing them to the far right?? 🙃
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
No idea what telly Lord Sewell is watching, because I can't think of a single show with this plotline let alone it being something that is inescapable for young white men who subsequently now face a crisis of masculinity drawing them to the far right?? 🙃