Gabi’s mum had a slightly OTT solution to him always losing his PE kit.

AI answer to “Who does Alan Smith support?” conflates two different Alan Smiths.
It really is the sloppiest slop. How are tech bros making trillions off of this? It’s dire.

The more I look, the more grotesque it looks.
It’s the result of putting a description of the World Cup into AI.
It’s like monkey claws grasping at a mouldy cantaloupe.
It’s like the severed, weed-bedraggled hands of children who drowned while retrieving a sponge football from a stagnant pond.

I don’t care if Couy is blue,
Tham is grey and Tway too.
Second Tway, I don’t care about you.
It’s Wat, I’m in love.

BBC standards are noticeably slipping.

It *is* biased to use ‘socialist’ in the headline - although it *is* true.
What’s undeniably awful about this is claiming “throwing a tantrum like a toddler who’s soiled himself” is “responding strongly”.

Sums up the problem the media is currently in.

How it works- you put “proud Antifa terrorist” in your bio as a joke to mock the insanity of Trump calling Antifa a terrorist organisation and the Telegraph then refer to you as a self-confessed terrorist. The Telegraph has certainly made a choice to wilfully misinterpret jokes to side with fascism.

There’s a lot to unpack here.

And there’s your second…

How are the World Athletics Championships going for Great Britain, lads?

A bit cheeky from the BBC - surprised they didn’t say he removes Pant and licks Bumrah.

I went for a twitch to see a long-eared owl, came back to find this portrait on the car. Uncanny!

I went for a twitch to see a long-eared owl, came back to find this portrait on the car. Uncanny!

This is all grim, of course. But the latest “We are living in a cutting-edge political satire” clue for me is “It’s important we don’t mention ‘confirmation bias’!”

Must be a Paul thing! 😂
@paulsinha.bsky.social @paulkirkley.bsky.social

Yeah, that was the problem in the first place, numbnuts.