work: "tell us everything excluded from this data set"
me, trying not to turn into a black hole: everything that's not included
me, trying not to turn into a black hole: everything that's not included
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
work: "tell us everything excluded from this data set"
me, trying not to turn into a black hole: everything that's not included
me, trying not to turn into a black hole: everything that's not included
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
wood turning? you mean doing the helicopter?
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
wood turning? you mean doing the helicopter?
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The number of times a day I think “I’d love to see this person’s head get crushed in a hydraulic press” can’t be good for my psychological wellbeing
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The number of times a day I think “I’d love to see this person’s head get crushed in a hydraulic press” can’t be good for my psychological wellbeing
I know the depression is winning when I start daydreaming about exercising
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I know the depression is winning when I start daydreaming about exercising
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Oh to be a spiky little guy snuffling around in the mossy ground
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Oh to be a spiky little guy snuffling around in the mossy ground
god knew I'd be too powerful with a wagon so he gave me rickshaw instead
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
god knew I'd be too powerful with a wagon so he gave me rickshaw instead
If your meeting doesn't have an agenda it could have been a fucking email
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If your meeting doesn't have an agenda it could have been a fucking email
IT: this is a targeted test
Me: targeted to who?
IT: to everyone!
someone please kill me
Me: targeted to who?
IT: to everyone!
someone please kill me
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
IT: this is a targeted test
Me: targeted to who?
IT: to everyone!
someone please kill me
Me: targeted to who?
IT: to everyone!
someone please kill me
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Every time I look away my cat is replaced by a different but identical cat
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Every time I look away my cat is replaced by a different but identical cat
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When the Democrats talk about the need for bipartisanship and a strong Republican party
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
When the Democrats talk about the need for bipartisanship and a strong Republican party
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The "opening monologue from Grizzly Man" or "tech CEO statement" is a legitimate guessing game.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The "opening monologue from Grizzly Man" or "tech CEO statement" is a legitimate guessing game.
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Gonna start posting more and more unhinged stuff on here as a bit
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Gonna start posting more and more unhinged stuff on here as a bit
Force politicians to adopt a vow of poverty under the threat of death and maybe we can start fixing things
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Force politicians to adopt a vow of poverty under the threat of death and maybe we can start fixing things
[increasingly anxious voice] what human facial expression is that, what does it mean
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
[increasingly anxious voice] what human facial expression is that, what does it mean
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JB watching protesters and congressional candidates get beaten: this is for your own good
“This is my ward! This is my ward!” Rodriguez (22nd) chirps back as Sigcho-Lopez (25th) grills Gov., saying, “the State Police are arresting protesters.”
“They’re protecting our protesters,” Gov. JB Pritzker responds.
“They’re protecting our protesters,” Gov. JB Pritzker responds.
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
JB watching protesters and congressional candidates get beaten: this is for your own good
Someone should make a movie about how Tommy Wiseau is actually D.B. Cooper
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Someone should make a movie about how Tommy Wiseau is actually D.B. Cooper
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babe let’s eat the deer meat that gives us strange dreams
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
babe let’s eat the deer meat that gives us strange dreams
Hearing "AI isn't coming for your job, someone who is good at AI is." from an IT manager who couldn't set up a chron job is ... kinda hilarious if it wasn't so stupid
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Hearing "AI isn't coming for your job, someone who is good at AI is." from an IT manager who couldn't set up a chron job is ... kinda hilarious if it wasn't so stupid
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I am kind of sitting here mouth agape as I realize that the thing that really got eight Democrats to cave was a provision which provides backdoor criminal and civil immunity to them personally by making it functionally impossible to ever investigate the Senate
read the actual bill text and this is quite literally a provision designed solely to impede civil and criminal investigations into United States Senators and their staff. www.appropriations.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
www.appropriations.senate.gov
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I am kind of sitting here mouth agape as I realize that the thing that really got eight Democrats to cave was a provision which provides backdoor criminal and civil immunity to them personally by making it functionally impossible to ever investigate the Senate
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I love it when she uses a pillow. bless her
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I love it when she uses a pillow. bless her