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He/Him
30+, autistic
I am being observed
November 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"squirrels keep eating all the bird food"
Sorry you can't appreciate the effort they put into it
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The council will see you now, petitioner
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I get all sorts of birds at the feeders
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Get you a little man who likes watching the birds as much as you do for a good time
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Birds can make many pleasing shapes
October 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
You aren't a bird what are you doing in that tree
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Jesus in the bible: go and give all that you have to the poor

The church: best we can do is half an hour
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Partners dog likes me I think
October 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Heheheheh
October 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I think this cat likes me or something?
October 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"copilot has 165 suggestions on how to clean up this data"
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Good turn out today, love it when the squirrels sploot like that on the fence
October 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Finished repairing (for now) the rocking chair, so far, so good
October 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Him face
October 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Aw yee
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
September 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Caught the neighbors cat playing with a chipmunk, seemed unharmed but nearly catatonic
September 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Lured back outside easily, cause he's a little sweetie
September 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I can't open the wet food can if you keep jumping up and trying to eat your desert treats ya dingus
September 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sir, excuse me, sir, this is not your house, sir
September 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
many ways LLM have ruined the internet but chief among them is the fact I can't seem to find real information on the legality of owning a Chrysochloris asiatica as a pet, thanks a lot!
September 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"oh yeah Shadow doesn't trust people, he's really skittish"

It's taken me years but I've finally pet the illusive cat
September 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
good to see you too buddy
September 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM