Nephew has built himself an entire mandalorian armor set out of knex
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Nephew has built himself an entire mandalorian armor set out of knex
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I've seen squirrels use tools and symbols
December 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I've seen squirrels use tools and symbols
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One of the most incredible shots I've ever gotten, in Yellowstone. This coyote walked over a ridge in the blowing snow and posed for me, with a small grin on its face, the snowfalkes like stars in the background.
The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.
The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
One of the most incredible shots I've ever gotten, in Yellowstone. This coyote walked over a ridge in the blowing snow and posed for me, with a small grin on its face, the snowfalkes like stars in the background.
The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.
The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.
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I love maned wolves so much you don't understand
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I love maned wolves so much you don't understand
It has been eight years since I quit drinking, hard to believe I did it
December 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It has been eight years since I quit drinking, hard to believe I did it
It sucks when an ad is effective because everyone starts acting like it's not an advertisement
December 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It sucks when an ad is effective because everyone starts acting like it's not an advertisement
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Ebi making sure she's first in line for some delectable scrampled egg and prawn crackers. Always good to have an extra food delivery hole chewed into the hammock for those left in her wake
December 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ebi making sure she's first in line for some delectable scrampled egg and prawn crackers. Always good to have an extra food delivery hole chewed into the hammock for those left in her wake
"why are you still wearing a mask" so I don't get your blood in my mouth when I stab you, come closer
December 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"why are you still wearing a mask" so I don't get your blood in my mouth when I stab you, come closer
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one covid infection immeasurably reduced my quality of life assumingly
permanently after 4 years by giving me long covid and mecfs, if you punch down at disabled people trying to use an umbrella of personal precautions in the hurricane that is our eugenic society unfollow me now
permanently after 4 years by giving me long covid and mecfs, if you punch down at disabled people trying to use an umbrella of personal precautions in the hurricane that is our eugenic society unfollow me now
Dear Jon Stewart c/o @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social
I recently watched, with great surprise and disappointment, a weeklyshowpodcast segment in which you and other "personalities," gleefully mocked and derided the relatively small subset of individuals who continue to wear a face mask in public.
I recently watched, with great surprise and disappointment, a weeklyshowpodcast segment in which you and other "personalities," gleefully mocked and derided the relatively small subset of individuals who continue to wear a face mask in public.
December 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
one covid infection immeasurably reduced my quality of life assumingly
permanently after 4 years by giving me long covid and mecfs, if you punch down at disabled people trying to use an umbrella of personal precautions in the hurricane that is our eugenic society unfollow me now
permanently after 4 years by giving me long covid and mecfs, if you punch down at disabled people trying to use an umbrella of personal precautions in the hurricane that is our eugenic society unfollow me now
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now whycome the mcmenamins bros are allowed to have four inches of moss and ferns on their roof for charming ambiance but when i try to do that a spy from the home owners insurance company threatens me via the united states postal service
December 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
now whycome the mcmenamins bros are allowed to have four inches of moss and ferns on their roof for charming ambiance but when i try to do that a spy from the home owners insurance company threatens me via the united states postal service
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
The New Year's Eve ball should be like a pinata, full of treats, and they smash it open at midnight so all can feast on its innards
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The New Year's Eve ball should be like a pinata, full of treats, and they smash it open at midnight so all can feast on its innards
Putting on Be'lakor's "Of Breath and Bone" and falling asleep like a normal person
December 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Putting on Be'lakor's "Of Breath and Bone" and falling asleep like a normal person
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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I want a different block for people who don't alt text and make me see shit I had muted that kicks them in the groin
December 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I want a different block for people who don't alt text and make me see shit I had muted that kicks them in the groin
Hello little void, are you a present too?
December 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hello little void, are you a present too?
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mom: so where are the elves even sailing to?
dad and I in unison: elf heaven
dad and I in unison: elf heaven
December 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
mom: so where are the elves even sailing to?
dad and I in unison: elf heaven
dad and I in unison: elf heaven
Oh so was no one going to tell me they named it Grond after Morgoth's mace?
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Oh so was no one going to tell me they named it Grond after Morgoth's mace?
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Pippin in Fellowship: a simpleton, a fool
Pippin in Two Towers: leaves a trail for Aragorn, escapes an Uruk battalion with his hands tied & saves Merry, intelligently tricks the Ents into destroying Isengard
Pippin in Return: gets too high, picks up evil ball, sells himself to an obvious pervert
Pippin in Two Towers: leaves a trail for Aragorn, escapes an Uruk battalion with his hands tied & saves Merry, intelligently tricks the Ents into destroying Isengard
Pippin in Return: gets too high, picks up evil ball, sells himself to an obvious pervert
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Pippin in Fellowship: a simpleton, a fool
Pippin in Two Towers: leaves a trail for Aragorn, escapes an Uruk battalion with his hands tied & saves Merry, intelligently tricks the Ents into destroying Isengard
Pippin in Return: gets too high, picks up evil ball, sells himself to an obvious pervert
Pippin in Two Towers: leaves a trail for Aragorn, escapes an Uruk battalion with his hands tied & saves Merry, intelligently tricks the Ents into destroying Isengard
Pippin in Return: gets too high, picks up evil ball, sells himself to an obvious pervert
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~5 BCE: Christ is born in Bethlehem
~2030 years later: Once a year we all get together and sing “You're a foul one, Mister Grinch / You're a nasty wasty skunk / Your heart is full of unwashed socks / Your soul is full of gunk” to a hairy green man who lives in a snowflake
~2030 years later: Once a year we all get together and sing “You're a foul one, Mister Grinch / You're a nasty wasty skunk / Your heart is full of unwashed socks / Your soul is full of gunk” to a hairy green man who lives in a snowflake
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
~5 BCE: Christ is born in Bethlehem
~2030 years later: Once a year we all get together and sing “You're a foul one, Mister Grinch / You're a nasty wasty skunk / Your heart is full of unwashed socks / Your soul is full of gunk” to a hairy green man who lives in a snowflake
~2030 years later: Once a year we all get together and sing “You're a foul one, Mister Grinch / You're a nasty wasty skunk / Your heart is full of unwashed socks / Your soul is full of gunk” to a hairy green man who lives in a snowflake
New favorite bit from the LotR movies, letting Golum freestyle the barrow-wright chant
Cold be heart and hand and bone,
Cold be travelers far from home,
They do not see what lies ahead
when sun has failed and moon is dead
Cold be heart and hand and bone,
Cold be travelers far from home,
They do not see what lies ahead
when sun has failed and moon is dead
December 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
New favorite bit from the LotR movies, letting Golum freestyle the barrow-wright chant
Cold be heart and hand and bone,
Cold be travelers far from home,
They do not see what lies ahead
when sun has failed and moon is dead
Cold be heart and hand and bone,
Cold be travelers far from home,
They do not see what lies ahead
when sun has failed and moon is dead