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30+, autistic
[increasingly anxious voice] what human facial expression is that, what does it mean
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
JB watching protesters and congressional candidates get beaten: this is for your own good
“This is my ward! This is my ward!” Rodriguez (22nd) chirps back as Sigcho-Lopez (25th) grills Gov., saying, “the State Police are arresting protesters.”

“They’re protecting our protesters,” Gov. JB Pritzker responds.
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Someone should make a movie about how Tommy Wiseau is actually D.B. Cooper
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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babe let’s eat the deer meat that gives us strange dreams
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hearing "AI isn't coming for your job, someone who is good at AI is." from an IT manager who couldn't set up a chron job is ... kinda hilarious if it wasn't so stupid
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I am kind of sitting here mouth agape as I realize that the thing that really got eight Democrats to cave was a provision which provides backdoor criminal and civil immunity to them personally by making it functionally impossible to ever investigate the Senate
read the actual bill text and this is quite literally a provision designed solely to impede civil and criminal investigations into United States Senators and their staff. www.appropriations.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
www.appropriations.senate.gov
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I love it when she uses a pillow. bless her
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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This is honestly the most romantic thing you can say to somebody
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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ensconced
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
if you ever try to show me an 'epic clapback' from a Dem I should be allowed to shoot you in the kneecap
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Trump's policies trying to kill me
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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i don't want them to just lose their jobs. i want them to feel the pain i've felt for the last 11 months. i want them to not know if they are gonna eat tomorrow. i want them threatened with eviction. i want them to get yet another rejection letter after applying to 40 jobs. fuck em all
Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I hope I can live long enough to see congress burn
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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the minute flights got canceled, Dems folded like a house of cards, leaving me to wonder why the fuck this post made some of you so angry
not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.”

-Ta-Nehisi Coates
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I love my Pepperoni

📷🍕🐈👹
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
Autistic man neglects to plan conversation in advance, experiences literal Christian hell
An autistic man who routinely plans his conversations well in advance decided to ditch the habit of a lifetime “to see what it was like”, landing him in a Biblical underworld of Christian hell,…
thedailytism.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I am being observed
November 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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valleys and ocean full of fog
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
"squirrels keep eating all the bird food"
Sorry you can't appreciate the effort they put into it
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Cannot hold still to save his life
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM