Crystal Storm 💎⛈️
@thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
Seattle-based trans woman and Professional Sewing Person
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This boy is zonked
January 6, 2026 at 5:07 AM
This boy is zonked
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I'm not the girlfriend...I'm the friend that girled up
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'm not the girlfriend...I'm the friend that girled up
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seems a little insensitive
January 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
seems a little insensitive
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This will forever be the funniest diagnosis I've ever had
January 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
This will forever be the funniest diagnosis I've ever had
This will forever be the funniest diagnosis I've ever had
January 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
This will forever be the funniest diagnosis I've ever had
hmm seems like a good day to spend some time in the shop and stay off social media
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
hmm seems like a good day to spend some time in the shop and stay off social media
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At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
How 2026 was depicted in the sci-fi classic 'Metropolis' (1927)
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
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This seems like a fitting piece to start the year with
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
This seems like a fitting piece to start the year with
This seems like a fitting piece to start the year with
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
This seems like a fitting piece to start the year with
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
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Happy New Year! Me and my wife are celebrating in our traditional manner: Eating an unwise amount of Trader Joe's tiny appetizers and getting into bed by 10:30pm.
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Happy New Year! Me and my wife are celebrating in our traditional manner: Eating an unwise amount of Trader Joe's tiny appetizers and getting into bed by 10:30pm.
you can have my cracked 2020 version of Photoshop when you pry it from my cold dead hands
December 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
you can have my cracked 2020 version of Photoshop when you pry it from my cold dead hands
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fucked up how I can't just walk outside and buy a whole roasted sweet potato from a man selling them from a special truck
December 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
fucked up how I can't just walk outside and buy a whole roasted sweet potato from a man selling them from a special truck
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Shinji I say Shinji boy you listen here and you listen good. Rei pilots that there EVA like a damned horny toad stuck in the dryin mud. she's getting CLOBBERED out there, look at her a lying in this bed like a lump on a log, it's a shame I say a CRYIN shame
December 20, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Shinji I say Shinji boy you listen here and you listen good. Rei pilots that there EVA like a damned horny toad stuck in the dryin mud. she's getting CLOBBERED out there, look at her a lying in this bed like a lump on a log, it's a shame I say a CRYIN shame
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Cis comedians making great trans jokes is always such a treat
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Cis comedians making great trans jokes is always such a treat
fucked up how I can't just walk outside and buy a whole roasted sweet potato from a man selling them from a special truck
December 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
fucked up how I can't just walk outside and buy a whole roasted sweet potato from a man selling them from a special truck
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Figured I've been doing woodcarving long enough that I should make myself a carver's mallet. This is a chunk of madrona that I've had sitting around for a while, got it roughed out today
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Figured I've been doing woodcarving long enough that I should make myself a carver's mallet. This is a chunk of madrona that I've had sitting around for a while, got it roughed out today
Figured I've been doing woodcarving long enough that I should make myself a carver's mallet. This is a chunk of madrona that I've had sitting around for a while, got it roughed out today
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Figured I've been doing woodcarving long enough that I should make myself a carver's mallet. This is a chunk of madrona that I've had sitting around for a while, got it roughed out today
look at this little man
December 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
look at this little man
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there’s this awful idea that artistic talent is just something you’re born with, and if you’re not born with it, you should quit. And while that isn’t true, I will say that if you’re using AI to do “the boring part”, you are not cut out for making art and you actually should just quit
December 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
there’s this awful idea that artistic talent is just something you’re born with, and if you’re not born with it, you should quit. And while that isn’t true, I will say that if you’re using AI to do “the boring part”, you are not cut out for making art and you actually should just quit
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if you make excuses for gen AI by saying it eliminates “the boring part” of making art, you are a coward and a baby
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
if you make excuses for gen AI by saying it eliminates “the boring part” of making art, you are a coward and a baby