Scarlett Gale
@scarlettgauthor.bsky.social
Author of sexy fantasy books, baker of pies, petter of cats. Sword Bisexual. She/her | HER SUBTLE INVESTIGATIONS out August 16th! http://scarlettgaleauthor.com/shop
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The Knife's book comes out August 16th, but if you'd like to catch up on other happenings in The Warrior's Guild, HIS SECRET ILLUMINATIONS and HIS SACRED INCANTATIONS ebooks are 50% off on my website to celebrate the new release!
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This is your (very occasional, since I keep forgetting to do it) reminder that I have a Patreon where you can get free ebook downloads, access to short stories I've written (with more to come in the future), life updates, and cat photos! Help pay my vet bills!
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Get more from Scarlett Gale on Patreon
Creating Fantasy Romance
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November 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is your (very occasional, since I keep forgetting to do it) reminder that I have a Patreon where you can get free ebook downloads, access to short stories I've written (with more to come in the future), life updates, and cat photos! Help pay my vet bills!
www.patreon.com/c/scarlettga...
www.patreon.com/c/scarlettga...
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Hello! Can I interest you in a 5.4k word modern AU retelling of The Frog Prince, available on my Patreon for $2.50/mo and up subscribers or for a one-time $3 purchase?
Fun fact: This is the first time in my life I hit a "short story" wordcount on the first try!
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Fun fact: This is the first time in my life I hit a "short story" wordcount on the first try!
www.patreon.com/posts/frog-a...
The Frog and the Phone | Scarlett Gale
Get more from Scarlett Gale on Patreon
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October 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hello! Can I interest you in a 5.4k word modern AU retelling of The Frog Prince, available on my Patreon for $2.50/mo and up subscribers or for a one-time $3 purchase?
Fun fact: This is the first time in my life I hit a "short story" wordcount on the first try!
www.patreon.com/posts/frog-a...
Fun fact: This is the first time in my life I hit a "short story" wordcount on the first try!
www.patreon.com/posts/frog-a...
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If you're in #Seattle this December and like sci-fi, burlesque, and the combination of both, why not join us on the 6th for Ass-tronauts & Robo-tits: Scintillating sci-fi striptease? In space, no one can hear you shimmy... But we'll be able to hear you cheer!
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November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If you're in #Seattle this December and like sci-fi, burlesque, and the combination of both, why not join us on the 6th for Ass-tronauts & Robo-tits: Scintillating sci-fi striptease? In space, no one can hear you shimmy... But we'll be able to hear you cheer!
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MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HARRELL TO CATCH UP AHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU OL' JOBLESS CREEP!!!
Wilson took a 1,976-vote lead over Bruce Harrell. With a maximum of 1,320 ballots remaining, it is mathematically impossible for Harrell to catch up.
Katie Wilson elected Seattle’s next mayor
www.seattletimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HARRELL TO CATCH UP AHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU OL' JOBLESS CREEP!!!
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Wilson took a 1,976-vote lead over Bruce Harrell. With a maximum of 1,320 ballots remaining, it is mathematically impossible for Harrell to catch up.
Katie Wilson elected Seattle’s next mayor
www.seattletimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Very important update about HER SUBTLE INVESTIGATIONS from a friend!
If you'd also like to read about oral sex at 69%, pick up the book here: books2read.com/HerSubtleInv...
Spying! Kidnappings! Polyamory! Three angry short people on a mission! Assassin/tax auditor/priestess, the new hot trope!
If you'd also like to read about oral sex at 69%, pick up the book here: books2read.com/HerSubtleInv...
Spying! Kidnappings! Polyamory! Three angry short people on a mission! Assassin/tax auditor/priestess, the new hot trope!
![A text conversation.
Message: I am, according to my Kindle, 69% of the way through your newest book and the characters are discussing oral sex. Well done.
Reply: [animated gif of a white man in a turtleneck saying "Perfection."]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cuql7qq7tlhpdnfgmzadigon/bafkreies76y5rerqfb2qsrxrytod32yr7664o7uxejsumlccxf77dpn3hm@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Very important update about HER SUBTLE INVESTIGATIONS from a friend!
If you'd also like to read about oral sex at 69%, pick up the book here: books2read.com/HerSubtleInv...
Spying! Kidnappings! Polyamory! Three angry short people on a mission! Assassin/tax auditor/priestess, the new hot trope!
If you'd also like to read about oral sex at 69%, pick up the book here: books2read.com/HerSubtleInv...
Spying! Kidnappings! Polyamory! Three angry short people on a mission! Assassin/tax auditor/priestess, the new hot trope!
What do you mean I hustled to finish reading this whole book before my library hold ran out even though I didn't really like any of the characters but I wanted to see what happened with the plot and it ends on a fucking cliffhanger?!
Rude. I need to go reread MurderBot as a palate cleanser.
Rude. I need to go reread MurderBot as a palate cleanser.
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What do you mean I hustled to finish reading this whole book before my library hold ran out even though I didn't really like any of the characters but I wanted to see what happened with the plot and it ends on a fucking cliffhanger?!
Rude. I need to go reread MurderBot as a palate cleanser.
Rude. I need to go reread MurderBot as a palate cleanser.
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#SEATTLE!!! Have you checked to see if your vote has been counted yet? @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social is up by 91 votes after today's ballot drop! It's gonna be a nail-biter, so get in there and make sure your voice was heard! #Babes4Katie #ThisIsYourCity
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November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
#SEATTLE!!! Have you checked to see if your vote has been counted yet? @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social is up by 91 votes after today's ballot drop! It's gonna be a nail-biter, so get in there and make sure your voice was heard! #Babes4Katie #ThisIsYourCity
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
Very important update about HER SUBTLE INVESTIGATIONS from a friend!
If you'd also like to read about oral sex at 69%, pick up the book here: books2read.com/HerSubtleInv...
Spying! Kidnappings! Polyamory! Three angry short people on a mission! Assassin/tax auditor/priestess, the new hot trope!
If you'd also like to read about oral sex at 69%, pick up the book here: books2read.com/HerSubtleInv...
Spying! Kidnappings! Polyamory! Three angry short people on a mission! Assassin/tax auditor/priestess, the new hot trope!
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Very important update about HER SUBTLE INVESTIGATIONS from a friend!
If you'd also like to read about oral sex at 69%, pick up the book here: books2read.com/HerSubtleInv...
Spying! Kidnappings! Polyamory! Three angry short people on a mission! Assassin/tax auditor/priestess, the new hot trope!
If you'd also like to read about oral sex at 69%, pick up the book here: books2read.com/HerSubtleInv...
Spying! Kidnappings! Polyamory! Three angry short people on a mission! Assassin/tax auditor/priestess, the new hot trope!
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Those two are having a great time. Viking warrior woman and magical monk have a great time too. Great stories well written, y'all should read them!
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Those two are having a great time. Viking warrior woman and magical monk have a great time too. Great stories well written, y'all should read them!
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Rich people are complaining about their taxes going up and like, can't you just make more money? I swear, rich people these days just don't want to work anymore. They're so lazy and entitled. Like pull yourself up by your gold plated bootstraps, rich people, don't you always say that's so easy?
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Rich people are complaining about their taxes going up and like, can't you just make more money? I swear, rich people these days just don't want to work anymore. They're so lazy and entitled. Like pull yourself up by your gold plated bootstraps, rich people, don't you always say that's so easy?
If this size dynamic delights you then by god do I have a duology you'll love!
Good morning and happy Sunday 🐴 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If this size dynamic delights you then by god do I have a duology you'll love!
Saw Frankenstein last night and I and every other monsterfucker would like to once again thank Guillermo Del Toro for his service 🫡
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Saw Frankenstein last night and I and every other monsterfucker would like to once again thank Guillermo Del Toro for his service 🫡
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The first politician to come out and say they will ban AI summaries of YT videos will win in the sort of landslide not seen since half a mountain fell into Lituya Bay
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The first politician to come out and say they will ban AI summaries of YT videos will win in the sort of landslide not seen since half a mountain fell into Lituya Bay
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NOPE
Amazon has launched a new AI-driven translation service, Kindle Translate, for Kindle Direct Publishing authors 👇 #BookSky
Amazon launches AI translation service for indie authors
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November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
NOPE
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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"The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's problem"
I'm pretty sure we're about to witness a Backstabbing Party of epic proportions on the other side, and I have never felt more Let Them Fight Dot Gif.
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's problem"
It would be lovely to have a couple of months where we put money into savings without immediately having to take it back out of savings for an unexpected, mostly cat-related expense. I think this is a reasonable thing to want.
My cats, on the other hand...
My cats, on the other hand...
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It would be lovely to have a couple of months where we put money into savings without immediately having to take it back out of savings for an unexpected, mostly cat-related expense. I think this is a reasonable thing to want.
My cats, on the other hand...
My cats, on the other hand...
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setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING
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You might say the prosecution's case didn't... 😎 cut the mustard
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You might say the prosecution's case didn't... 😎 cut the mustard
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Cheney croaked, Zohran won, and sandwich guy is free. All time great week imo.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Cheney croaked, Zohran won, and sandwich guy is free. All time great week imo.
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THIS!! PLEASE use your local library! they want to have the books that people want to read!
this is how i expanded the manga collection at my local one. and especially practical for books i’ll read maybe once
this is how i expanded the manga collection at my local one. and especially practical for books i’ll read maybe once
HOT LIBRARY INTEL: you can ask your library to purchase specific titles for their collection, usually right through the library's website.
Librarians can't know every single new title, nor can they mind-read what their patrons might want to check out. Give it a shot!
Librarians can't know every single new title, nor can they mind-read what their patrons might want to check out. Give it a shot!
November 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
THIS!! PLEASE use your local library! they want to have the books that people want to read!
this is how i expanded the manga collection at my local one. and especially practical for books i’ll read maybe once
this is how i expanded the manga collection at my local one. and especially practical for books i’ll read maybe once
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imagine if it happened this week after everything else we've been blessed with
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
imagine if it happened this week after everything else we've been blessed with
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November 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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