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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️
@thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
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Seattle-based trans woman and Professional Sewing Person
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Destiel meme with the bottom text saying "it is mathematically impossible for Bruce Harrell to be re-elected mayor"
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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you have encountered a Creature
Nori, a black cat with yellow eyes, laying on the corner of a table with his front paws wrapped around the edge of the table. He's looking directly at the camera
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I am thirty or forty years old and I do not need this, made with the Zohran for mayor text generator
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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thanks Tumblr, I love to interact with #transpeople and the #transcommunity
Suggested tags on Tumblr with "trans people" and "trans community" and the preview images are clearly porn
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
Current Seattle mayoral election results showing Katie Wilson trailing Bruce Harrell by less than 2%
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I know these beautifully shot videos of people doing traditional Chinese crafts are just some kind of propaganda but I'll be damned if I don't watch them every time they come up on my timeline
An Instagram post of a woman in rural China doing some kind of traditional craft
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Tapping the "the only way to get people to actually use public transportation is to create viable alternatives to driving" sign
A screenshot of Google maps directions for an 11-mile commute, showing a 19 minute drive or 56 minutes by public transportation
November 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Off Book: The Improvised Musical @ The Neptune Theatre
A pretty good seat at the Neptune Theater in Seattle
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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PUNKINS
Three carved pumpkins. The first is an orange pumpkin with a cat face with huge round eyes. The middle pumpkin is white with wonky eyes and two big square buck teeth. The third is another orange pumpkin leaning to one side with a face that looks like a drunk vampire All three pumpkins lit with candles inside
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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disgusting
A beautiful goddamn sunrise, ugh
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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my dude it is literally October 31st
The raspberry plants in my front yard with a ripe berry on it
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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we need to talk about how Greta Schroeder in Nosferatu (1922) was lowkey kinda clocky with it
Greta Schroeder as Ellen Hutter in Nosferatu (1922) sitting up in bed wearing a nightgown Another image from the film where she's wearing a black dress
October 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Today's weather forecast really just said "fuck them kids"
Today's weather forecast showing rain starting around late afternoon and continuing through the night
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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ugh
A stupid beautiful sunrise occurring while I should be in bed
October 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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About to engage in some extremely sophisticated culture*

*Pirates of Penzance
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I've been trying to decide what to carve in that blank space and I think I'm going to do something based on this incredibly cunty image from my cat's appetite stimulant medication
An illustration of a person applying medication to the inside of a cat's ear. The cat looks absolutely blissful and the hand looks like it's delicately holding a fine china teacup
October 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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made a new sign 🐈‍⬛
A wood panel handcarved with the words "ALL CATS ARE BEAUTIFUL"
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Please welcome to the stage your next performer
Ciabatta baguette
October 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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who up bosting their ears
A YouTube video about woodcarving titled "How to carve a hare's head - Bosting the Ears part 2
October 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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The Purity Ring show last night was so fucking good, great openers, incredible stage visuals, impeccable vibes

Go see them live if they're coming to your town!!
October 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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I mean, you're not far off lol
Purity Ring's self-titled fourth album marks the beginning of a bold new era, the duo have crafted a concept album that serves as the soundtrack to an imagined RPG. Inspired by games like Nier Automata and Final Fantasy X, the record tells the story of two hapless characters - embodiments of James and Roddick- on a journey to build a kinder world amid the ruins of a broken one. Roddick reaches into his deepest musical memories to sculpt euphoric, otherworldly soundscapes of vintage digital synths, classical guitar, pan flutes, breakbeats, and haunted vocoders. Along with her unmistakable sound, James has unlocked an arsenal of vocal deliveries and a joyous, dizzying stream of consciousness in her words. Here with their first self-titled and self-released LP, Purity Ring steps fully into a dream they've been circling for years-one that feels vast, unrestrained, and true to who they've become.
October 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Look at this perfect boy
Another photo of Gyoza in a sunbeam, with his eyes closed, looking serene
October 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Gyoza Update
Gyoza, a big grey and white tabby cat, laying on his side in a sunbeam on a wood floor. His head is upside down and he's looking at the camera with narrowed eyes
October 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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🍂
Japanese maple leaves in green, orange and red
October 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Working on a new piece
A wood panel with a paper template glued on. The word "beautiful" is partially carved
October 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM