Crystal Storm 💎⛈️
@thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
Seattle-based trans woman and Professional Sewing Person
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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the only time I want to hear the word Leverage is in reference to the hit television show that ran from 2008-2012
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
the only time I want to hear the word Leverage is in reference to the hit television show that ran from 2008-2012
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jeremy renner
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
jeremy renner
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
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nothing makes me want to quit my job and go live in the woods like hearing upper management talk about "leveraging ai for optimized workplace efficiency"
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
nothing makes me want to quit my job and go live in the woods like hearing upper management talk about "leveraging ai for optimized workplace efficiency"
jeremy renner
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
jeremy renner
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
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#SEATTLE!!! Have you checked to see if your vote has been counted yet? @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social is up by 91 votes after today's ballot drop! It's gonna be a nail-biter, so get in there and make sure your voice was heard! #Babes4Katie #ThisIsYourCity
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
#SEATTLE!!! Have you checked to see if your vote has been counted yet? @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social is up by 91 votes after today's ballot drop! It's gonna be a nail-biter, so get in there and make sure your voice was heard! #Babes4Katie #ThisIsYourCity
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
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I was musing recently on how gays on social media will make their usernames things like “Emmanuel Kunt” so I thought about versions for classical composers:
J.S. Bachshots
Franz Lisp
Dmitri Shostakobitch
LudWig von GayHoven
Wolfgangbang Amagayus Hozart
John Caged
Feel free to add your own
J.S. Bachshots
Franz Lisp
Dmitri Shostakobitch
LudWig von GayHoven
Wolfgangbang Amagayus Hozart
John Caged
Feel free to add your own
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I was musing recently on how gays on social media will make their usernames things like “Emmanuel Kunt” so I thought about versions for classical composers:
J.S. Bachshots
Franz Lisp
Dmitri Shostakobitch
LudWig von GayHoven
Wolfgangbang Amagayus Hozart
John Caged
Feel free to add your own
J.S. Bachshots
Franz Lisp
Dmitri Shostakobitch
LudWig von GayHoven
Wolfgangbang Amagayus Hozart
John Caged
Feel free to add your own
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Gyoza update
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Gyoza update
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you have encountered a Creature
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
you have encountered a Creature
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no joke Seattle: check your fucking ballots to make sure they were counted!! there are a Bunch of incomplete or invalid ballots in our age range right now, and it's a quick check to see if yours went through okay. it's not too late to fix it!
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
King County Elections
Led by Director Julie Wise, King County Elections conducts accurate, secure, and accessible elections for King County's over 1.4 million registered voters.
info.kingcounty.gov
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
no joke Seattle: check your fucking ballots to make sure they were counted!! there are a Bunch of incomplete or invalid ballots in our age range right now, and it's a quick check to see if yours went through okay. it's not too late to fix it!
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
you have encountered a Creature
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
you have encountered a Creature
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It’s wild to me. This didn’t exist a couple of years ago. What did they do before then? Just do that again!
I wish people would stop relying on ChatGPT for everything.
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It’s wild to me. This didn’t exist a couple of years ago. What did they do before then? Just do that again!
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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t4t straight romance
Good morning and happy Sunday 🐴 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
t4t straight romance
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Dominatrix Adds Tracking Seattle Mayoral Election Results to BDSM Repertoire: tinyurl.com/mpravv8m
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Dominatrix Adds Tracking Seattle Mayoral Election Results to BDSM Repertoire: tinyurl.com/mpravv8m