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my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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The reason Silent Hill 3 is better than Silent Hill 2 is because we already had had Lost Highway but we never gave Laura Palmer a gun before
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The reason Silent Hill 3 is better than Silent Hill 2 is because we already had had Lost Highway but we never gave Laura Palmer a gun before
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it must be so crazy to be anyone who is not me. just doesnt seem like any way to live
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
it must be so crazy to be anyone who is not me. just doesnt seem like any way to live
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Sweet potato pie is the pie pumpkin pie thinks it is
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sweet potato pie is the pie pumpkin pie thinks it is
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
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under my regime if a company uses the term “tools” to refer to something without measurable weight which cannot be physically brandished and used as a weapon, that company will be dissolved and its assets seized
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
under my regime if a company uses the term “tools” to refer to something without measurable weight which cannot be physically brandished and used as a weapon, that company will be dissolved and its assets seized
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you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy
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responding to a breakup text with "L ragebait"
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
responding to a breakup text with "L ragebait"
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“The estrogen I take improves my patience and accuracy with a rifle, Snake”
“Hmmm… sounds a lot better than Pentazemin, lots of nasty side effects there.”
“Mine have nice side-effects.”
*camera ogles cleavage*
“Hrrrrngh”
“Hmmm… sounds a lot better than Pentazemin, lots of nasty side effects there.”
“Mine have nice side-effects.”
*camera ogles cleavage*
“Hrrrrngh”
July 24, 2023 at 3:13 PM
“The estrogen I take improves my patience and accuracy with a rifle, Snake”
“Hmmm… sounds a lot better than Pentazemin, lots of nasty side effects there.”
“Mine have nice side-effects.”
*camera ogles cleavage*
“Hrrrrngh”
“Hmmm… sounds a lot better than Pentazemin, lots of nasty side effects there.”
“Mine have nice side-effects.”
*camera ogles cleavage*
“Hrrrrngh”
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you know, I never thought I'd buy a copy of the Post but I might need to frame this one
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
you know, I never thought I'd buy a copy of the Post but I might need to frame this one
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Let us clasp our hands together and recite the scrublord's prayer, in the name of the FGC. 🙏
November 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Let us clasp our hands together and recite the scrublord's prayer, in the name of the FGC. 🙏
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We live in the most evil country in the world.
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
We live in the most evil country in the world.
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If you’re currently lost in a corn maze, your best bet is going to be hunkering down for the night
October 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If you’re currently lost in a corn maze, your best bet is going to be hunkering down for the night
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
October 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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Wearing sign around my neck that says "Do not take this self-deprecating comment at face value! I am in reality psychotically narcissistic!"
October 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wearing sign around my neck that says "Do not take this self-deprecating comment at face value! I am in reality psychotically narcissistic!"
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Baby Steps is about the heroe’s journey from having a huge ass because you smoke weed and eat a lot of pizza to having a huge ass because from working out a lot.
September 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Baby Steps is about the heroe’s journey from having a huge ass because you smoke weed and eat a lot of pizza to having a huge ass because from working out a lot.
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We should give all animals access to high-strength building materials. See where they go with it
September 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
We should give all animals access to high-strength building materials. See where they go with it