Pearly Sweetcake
@sugarblind.bsky.social
ghastly & dubious hologothic hagette
slenderman's sleep paralysis demon
master of inadvisably applied magic
slenderman's sleep paralysis demon
master of inadvisably applied magic
Pinned
all of my friends are profoundly haunted people
"with a mortar launcher"
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"with a mortar launcher"
🌺doomscroll disruption🌺
here's a pretty bouquet of daisies, alstroemeria, carnations, and rose in glowing shades of red, orange, yellow, gold, bronze, and green
here's a pretty bouquet of daisies, alstroemeria, carnations, and rose in glowing shades of red, orange, yellow, gold, bronze, and green
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
🌺doomscroll disruption🌺
here's a pretty bouquet of daisies, alstroemeria, carnations, and rose in glowing shades of red, orange, yellow, gold, bronze, and green
here's a pretty bouquet of daisies, alstroemeria, carnations, and rose in glowing shades of red, orange, yellow, gold, bronze, and green
Reposted by Pearly Sweetcake
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
nothing opens doors like "I've got tea 👀"
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
nothing opens doors like "I've got tea 👀"
I'm grateful that in this world there are places where a person can go to get medical treatment for a challenging but not rare situation, receive respect from their physicians, and enjoy the benefit of pooled societal resources to support their treatment and recovery
not here, but
not here, but
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'm grateful that in this world there are places where a person can go to get medical treatment for a challenging but not rare situation, receive respect from their physicians, and enjoy the benefit of pooled societal resources to support their treatment and recovery
not here, but
not here, but
No dejes que te quiebren
No dejes que te digan quién eres
...
Lo que Dios no te dio
debes ir a buscarlo por ti mismo
No dejes que te digan quién eres
...
Lo que Dios no te dio
debes ir a buscarlo por ti mismo
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
No dejes que te quiebren
No dejes que te digan quién eres
...
Lo que Dios no te dio
debes ir a buscarlo por ti mismo
No dejes que te digan quién eres
...
Lo que Dios no te dio
debes ir a buscarlo por ti mismo
I had to introduce a grown-ass adult to Homey D. Clown last week and I have never felt so goddamn old
a clown says " homey don 't play dat " in front of a birthday banner
Alt: Damon Wayans as Homey D. Clown, a bald clown with a red wraparound wig, a big Elizabethan ruff, a motley suit of red and yellow, and a sock full of tennis ball he uses to bop kids he doesn't like. Says, "HOMEY DON'T PLAY DAT"
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I had to introduce a grown-ass adult to Homey D. Clown last week and I have never felt so goddamn old
if your spouse has cptsd and your rage makes them cry
how angry should you get about the crying? like is it best to yell louder for a while, or is it more efficient to skip right to threats of self-deletion? what level of contempt is most effective against annoying begging, "bE niCe To mE"?
how angry should you get about the crying? like is it best to yell louder for a while, or is it more efficient to skip right to threats of self-deletion? what level of contempt is most effective against annoying begging, "bE niCe To mE"?
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
if your spouse has cptsd and your rage makes them cry
how angry should you get about the crying? like is it best to yell louder for a while, or is it more efficient to skip right to threats of self-deletion? what level of contempt is most effective against annoying begging, "bE niCe To mE"?
how angry should you get about the crying? like is it best to yell louder for a while, or is it more efficient to skip right to threats of self-deletion? what level of contempt is most effective against annoying begging, "bE niCe To mE"?
America, 2025:
It's the kingdom of the spiders
It's the empire of the ants
You need a permit to walk around downtown
You need a license to dance
It's the kingdom of the spiders
It's the empire of the ants
You need a permit to walk around downtown
You need a license to dance
Life'll Kill Ya
YouTube video by Warren Zevon - Topic
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
America, 2025:
It's the kingdom of the spiders
It's the empire of the ants
You need a permit to walk around downtown
You need a license to dance
It's the kingdom of the spiders
It's the empire of the ants
You need a permit to walk around downtown
You need a license to dance
I have gotten yelled at about everything BUT my earrings
YOU DID IT WRONG! You interrupted me halfway through, it's not a completed task yet
YOU NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE! y'all literally make fun of me for being too perky AND for "doing too much"
the fuck
YOU DID IT WRONG! You interrupted me halfway through, it's not a completed task yet
YOU NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE! y'all literally make fun of me for being too perky AND for "doing too much"
the fuck
headed in to work
taking bets now on whether my guillotine earrings get me *yelllled aaaaaat*
taking bets now on whether my guillotine earrings get me *yelllled aaaaaat*
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I have gotten yelled at about everything BUT my earrings
YOU DID IT WRONG! You interrupted me halfway through, it's not a completed task yet
YOU NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE! y'all literally make fun of me for being too perky AND for "doing too much"
the fuck
YOU DID IT WRONG! You interrupted me halfway through, it's not a completed task yet
YOU NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE! y'all literally make fun of me for being too perky AND for "doing too much"
the fuck
headed in to work
taking bets now on whether my guillotine earrings get me *yelllled aaaaaat*
taking bets now on whether my guillotine earrings get me *yelllled aaaaaat*
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
headed in to work
taking bets now on whether my guillotine earrings get me *yelllled aaaaaat*
taking bets now on whether my guillotine earrings get me *yelllled aaaaaat*
they say "i need real sleep meds" and 412 strangers pop up to recommend some form of diphenhydramine, a basic otc antihistamine (benadryl, z-quil)
it makes me want to walk into the wilderness. leave behind the insomnia-understanders and instead make friends with every rock & tree & creature
it makes me want to walk into the wilderness. leave behind the insomnia-understanders and instead make friends with every rock & tree & creature
i need a solution for the random insomnia attacks they’re making me so dysfunctional at work and i don’t mean “take two melatonin” or “drink water” i need the drugs they gave judy garland
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
they say "i need real sleep meds" and 412 strangers pop up to recommend some form of diphenhydramine, a basic otc antihistamine (benadryl, z-quil)
it makes me want to walk into the wilderness. leave behind the insomnia-understanders and instead make friends with every rock & tree & creature
it makes me want to walk into the wilderness. leave behind the insomnia-understanders and instead make friends with every rock & tree & creature
I read the news today, oh boy
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I read the news today, oh boy
If I were asked to sing any song word-for-word, acapella, this would be the one. Especially relevant today, I think
"He thinks he'll be all right, but he doesn't know for sure, like every other unindicted co-conspirator...
Everybody needs a place to stand, and a method for their schemes and scams"
"He thinks he'll be all right, but he doesn't know for sure, like every other unindicted co-conspirator...
Everybody needs a place to stand, and a method for their schemes and scams"
Genius-Warren Zevon Lyric Video
YouTube video by Setlist Media
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If I were asked to sing any song word-for-word, acapella, this would be the one. Especially relevant today, I think
"He thinks he'll be all right, but he doesn't know for sure, like every other unindicted co-conspirator...
Everybody needs a place to stand, and a method for their schemes and scams"
"He thinks he'll be all right, but he doesn't know for sure, like every other unindicted co-conspirator...
Everybody needs a place to stand, and a method for their schemes and scams"
I accidentally took my nighttime meds for breakfast and it has been an interesting day at work
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I accidentally took my nighttime meds for breakfast and it has been an interesting day at work
when someone who forced you to hate them finally dies
it's complicated
it's complicated
![And [CHARACTER] kept saying— “It didn’t feel good … Fuck … It didn’t feel good. Why didn’t it feel good?” A rising, hysterical note. “Why didn’t it feel good? You fucking old … You hideous, cruel … you bastard … Why didn’t … Why can’t I…”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wfipnph2lwoprbw4gsgpgbuq/bafkreiafzilh46zbvko6ewbddnfodfhfnopksv2wughs4lg2omwwxqxyuq@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
when someone who forced you to hate them finally dies
it's complicated
it's complicated
Mine took 3 days. They printed the label the day I ordered & had it in the mail the next morning. The shirts are cute & comfy. I love "Not Me, Us"
The other was only available in 4X or 5X, so I got the 4X, and it is SO NICE not to have women's vanity sizing ruin my day. It's just comfy vs. comfier
The other was only available in 4X or 5X, so I got the 4X, and it is SO NICE not to have women's vanity sizing ruin my day. It's just comfy vs. comfier
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November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Mine took 3 days. They printed the label the day I ordered & had it in the mail the next morning. The shirts are cute & comfy. I love "Not Me, Us"
The other was only available in 4X or 5X, so I got the 4X, and it is SO NICE not to have women's vanity sizing ruin my day. It's just comfy vs. comfier
The other was only available in 4X or 5X, so I got the 4X, and it is SO NICE not to have women's vanity sizing ruin my day. It's just comfy vs. comfier
oh it got "turn on the oven" cold last night, yikes
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
oh it got "turn on the oven" cold last night, yikes
Sometimes Americans seem really stupid because we're kind of conditioned to imagine the rest of the world existing solely in the past tense. Before America, there were other places, but when America, then only America.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sometimes Americans seem really stupid because we're kind of conditioned to imagine the rest of the world existing solely in the past tense. Before America, there were other places, but when America, then only America.
looked up my second-worst enemy today
omg
she died
omg
she died
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
looked up my second-worst enemy today
omg
she died
omg
she died
It's so easy to tell when you're dealing with a CEO:
Rapid-fire questions & interruptions, tons of repetition bc they won't let you finish explaining an answer & they weren't listening anyway, bragging like "I'm in the convertible today, I'm going to have to fit this in the Miata"
go AWAY
Rapid-fire questions & interruptions, tons of repetition bc they won't let you finish explaining an answer & they weren't listening anyway, bragging like "I'm in the convertible today, I'm going to have to fit this in the Miata"
go AWAY
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's so easy to tell when you're dealing with a CEO:
Rapid-fire questions & interruptions, tons of repetition bc they won't let you finish explaining an answer & they weren't listening anyway, bragging like "I'm in the convertible today, I'm going to have to fit this in the Miata"
go AWAY
Rapid-fire questions & interruptions, tons of repetition bc they won't let you finish explaining an answer & they weren't listening anyway, bragging like "I'm in the convertible today, I'm going to have to fit this in the Miata"
go AWAY
GOOD MORNING, AMERICA
To DISENROLL from a political party
(that is invested in preserving the awful status quo against your wishes)
you can update your voter registration at your state's official website, probably. Search [your STATE] voter registration update, then click the applicable .GOV link for instructions
(that is invested in preserving the awful status quo against your wishes)
you can update your voter registration at your state's official website, probably. Search [your STATE] voter registration update, then click the applicable .GOV link for instructions
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
GOOD MORNING, AMERICA
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
To DISENROLL from a political party
(that is invested in preserving the awful status quo against your wishes)
you can update your voter registration at your state's official website, probably. Search [your STATE] voter registration update, then click the applicable .GOV link for instructions
(that is invested in preserving the awful status quo against your wishes)
you can update your voter registration at your state's official website, probably. Search [your STATE] voter registration update, then click the applicable .GOV link for instructions
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
To DISENROLL from a political party
(that is invested in preserving the awful status quo against your wishes)
you can update your voter registration at your state's official website, probably. Search [your STATE] voter registration update, then click the applicable .GOV link for instructions
(that is invested in preserving the awful status quo against your wishes)
you can update your voter registration at your state's official website, probably. Search [your STATE] voter registration update, then click the applicable .GOV link for instructions