~~Dani~~
@dani-lslmlv.bsky.social
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~~Dani~~
@dani-lslmlv.bsky.social
· Dec 15
Broke: It's too late to transition
Woke: I'm such a sweetheart that I endured a half a century of lonely body horror so I wouldn't bother anybody. I owe it to myself to make my remaining years happy ones
Bespoke: They told me I could be anything I wanted, so I became a tough old broad
Woke: I'm such a sweetheart that I endured a half a century of lonely body horror so I wouldn't bother anybody. I owe it to myself to make my remaining years happy ones
Bespoke: They told me I could be anything I wanted, so I became a tough old broad
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I learned at university all right just not what they thought they were teaching me
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I learned at university all right just not what they thought they were teaching me
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If we don’t signal our virtue every now and again - then so many believe they are utterly alone - “virtue signalling” is not there to say “aren’t I good” but “there are more of us than you might imagine” and “fuck you for demanding that only the brutal and the bullies may speak”
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
If we don’t signal our virtue every now and again - then so many believe they are utterly alone - “virtue signalling” is not there to say “aren’t I good” but “there are more of us than you might imagine” and “fuck you for demanding that only the brutal and the bullies may speak”
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Extremely wealthy pedophiles are running the biggest nations in the world and making cutesy unsecured emails at each other about it and people care more about the appearance of being gay from said men so I've decided impostor syndrome is fake and I can write with as much spite as I want
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Extremely wealthy pedophiles are running the biggest nations in the world and making cutesy unsecured emails at each other about it and people care more about the appearance of being gay from said men so I've decided impostor syndrome is fake and I can write with as much spite as I want
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For each cartoonishly obvious nazi the dems try to woo, they turn away a thousand potential voters.
To normal people, this is terrible electoral math but to dem consultants this is job security.
To normal people, this is terrible electoral math but to dem consultants this is job security.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
For each cartoonishly obvious nazi the dems try to woo, they turn away a thousand potential voters.
To normal people, this is terrible electoral math but to dem consultants this is job security.
To normal people, this is terrible electoral math but to dem consultants this is job security.
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It's in the fucking name. That it happens to so many of us that it's never just the one person who is harmed.
It's me, too.
It's me, too.
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It's in the fucking name. That it happens to so many of us that it's never just the one person who is harmed.
It's me, too.
It's me, too.
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That was the entire point of #metoo. That one woman wasn't even enough. That a man had to derail the careers of dozens before people started saying "oh yeah maybe we shouldn't let him ruin the careers of so many people."
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
That was the entire point of #metoo. That one woman wasn't even enough. That a man had to derail the careers of dozens before people started saying "oh yeah maybe we shouldn't let him ruin the careers of so many people."
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This idea that #metoo was a temporary piece of insanity that happened because America was too woke...
Fuck you. It was a temporary moment in time when people decided, for the first time, that 20 women were finally equal to one man.
Fuck you. It was a temporary moment in time when people decided, for the first time, that 20 women were finally equal to one man.
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This idea that #metoo was a temporary piece of insanity that happened because America was too woke...
Fuck you. It was a temporary moment in time when people decided, for the first time, that 20 women were finally equal to one man.
Fuck you. It was a temporary moment in time when people decided, for the first time, that 20 women were finally equal to one man.
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Trans air force members sue Trump administration over denied pension
www.theguardian.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
www.theguardian.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Trans air force members sue Trump administration over denied pension
Complaint slams government’s actions as ‘unlawful and invalid’ after air force revoked early retirement benefits
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Trans air force members sue Trump administration over denied pension
www.theguardian.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
www.theguardian.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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at last, my love of canned goo is vindicated
collectivized, unionized and delicious
collectivized, unionized and delicious
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
at last, my love of canned goo is vindicated
collectivized, unionized and delicious
collectivized, unionized and delicious
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"We have room for the woman who thinks there's cabals of Jews who cause forest fires with a space laser but not people who think Palestinians are people."
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
"We have room for the woman who thinks there's cabals of Jews who cause forest fires with a space laser but not people who think Palestinians are people."
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the idea is that if they can get enough of the right wing defectors they'll never need to appeal to the left ever again. it's the same playbook they've been running ever since reagan. it's not a big tent, they keep moving it to the right to push out the leftists. it's nothing new.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
the idea is that if they can get enough of the right wing defectors they'll never need to appeal to the left ever again. it's the same playbook they've been running ever since reagan. it's not a big tent, they keep moving it to the right to push out the leftists. it's nothing new.
Personal Jesus. Enjoy the Silence. Policy of Truth. World in My Eyes.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Personal Jesus. Enjoy the Silence. Policy of Truth. World in My Eyes.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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Some of you want life to go back to how it was in 2016. That's your version of The Good Time (tm), because it was before ICE raids, and DOGE, and before science funding cuts.
But that's not what I want.
I want to go forward to The Good Times(tm), where Black folk don't get treated like this either
But that's not what I want.
I want to go forward to The Good Times(tm), where Black folk don't get treated like this either
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Some of you want life to go back to how it was in 2016. That's your version of The Good Time (tm), because it was before ICE raids, and DOGE, and before science funding cuts.
But that's not what I want.
I want to go forward to The Good Times(tm), where Black folk don't get treated like this either
But that's not what I want.
I want to go forward to The Good Times(tm), where Black folk don't get treated like this either
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In 2025, everyone has been getting a tiny taste of "Basic, level 1, beginner tutorial mode" of what Black people experience in this country in 2024.
And you've only been experiencing it for ~9 months.
And you're like, "No more! This is unbearable!"
You're right. It is unbearable.
And you've only been experiencing it for ~9 months.
And you're like, "No more! This is unbearable!"
You're right. It is unbearable.
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
In 2025, everyone has been getting a tiny taste of "Basic, level 1, beginner tutorial mode" of what Black people experience in this country in 2024.
And you've only been experiencing it for ~9 months.
And you're like, "No more! This is unbearable!"
You're right. It is unbearable.
And you've only been experiencing it for ~9 months.
And you're like, "No more! This is unbearable!"
You're right. It is unbearable.
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Racism is fascism practiced on Black people first.
Hitler based the Nuremberg laws on US Jim Crow. He invaded Russia because he wanted his own California.
The US shifting from a racist country to a fascist country basically means "Start treating everyone like you've always treated Black people."
Hitler based the Nuremberg laws on US Jim Crow. He invaded Russia because he wanted his own California.
The US shifting from a racist country to a fascist country basically means "Start treating everyone like you've always treated Black people."
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Racism is fascism practiced on Black people first.
Hitler based the Nuremberg laws on US Jim Crow. He invaded Russia because he wanted his own California.
The US shifting from a racist country to a fascist country basically means "Start treating everyone like you've always treated Black people."
Hitler based the Nuremberg laws on US Jim Crow. He invaded Russia because he wanted his own California.
The US shifting from a racist country to a fascist country basically means "Start treating everyone like you've always treated Black people."
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he wants a list of who "betrayed" him by making them vote.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
he wants a list of who "betrayed" him by making them vote.
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Vance doesn't need the backing of racist or antisemitic pundits to be president. He just needs Trump to keel over and die in the next year or so. Man is truly embracing America's worst bigots for the love of the game.
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Vance doesn't need the backing of racist or antisemitic pundits to be president. He just needs Trump to keel over and die in the next year or so. Man is truly embracing America's worst bigots for the love of the game.
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The five minutes of a moderately decent social safety net enacted at the beginning of covid and the resulting ability of normies to say 'no' to employers freaked out the elites to no end. A lot of this is backlash to that small period of time
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The five minutes of a moderately decent social safety net enacted at the beginning of covid and the resulting ability of normies to say 'no' to employers freaked out the elites to no end. A lot of this is backlash to that small period of time
Right wing old and busted: The point of a national border is to keep people out
Right wing new hotness: The point of a national border is to keep people from escaping
Right wing new hotness: The point of a national border is to keep people from escaping
‘Until we invalidate it’ - from the state department’s FAQs on passports for trans and non-binary Americans.
I’m pretty sure a right that can be taken away whenever the government wants and with no apparent justification is not a right.
I’m pretty sure a right that can be taken away whenever the government wants and with no apparent justification is not a right.
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Right wing old and busted: The point of a national border is to keep people out
Right wing new hotness: The point of a national border is to keep people from escaping
Right wing new hotness: The point of a national border is to keep people from escaping
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It’s a consistent ideology
They believe we are their slaves.
so if they want to rape us they get to rape us, and if they don’t want us taking a medication we aren’t allowed to take that medication
It’s really straightforward. The rhetoric exists to confuse you so you don’t resist
They believe we are their slaves.
so if they want to rape us they get to rape us, and if they don’t want us taking a medication we aren’t allowed to take that medication
It’s really straightforward. The rhetoric exists to confuse you so you don’t resist
Just how morally, ethically, intellectually bankrupt do you have to be to argue that 15-year-olds can sell sex but can’t affirm gender
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
It’s a consistent ideology
They believe we are their slaves.
so if they want to rape us they get to rape us, and if they don’t want us taking a medication we aren’t allowed to take that medication
It’s really straightforward. The rhetoric exists to confuse you so you don’t resist
They believe we are their slaves.
so if they want to rape us they get to rape us, and if they don’t want us taking a medication we aren’t allowed to take that medication
It’s really straightforward. The rhetoric exists to confuse you so you don’t resist
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I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit
I did some digging
MTI is based off "cyber threat intelligence from Recorded Future," which was acquired by MasterCard in 2024
Guess who was an early Recorded Future client? Bank of America
www.mastercard.com/news/ap/en/n...
www.insightpartners.com/ideas/how-ch...
MTI is based off "cyber threat intelligence from Recorded Future," which was acquired by MasterCard in 2024
Guess who was an early Recorded Future client? Bank of America
www.mastercard.com/news/ap/en/n...
www.insightpartners.com/ideas/how-ch...
How Christopher Ahlberg is making the world safer and more secure with Recorded Future
Christopher Ahlberg explains how Recorded Future has grown and evolved since its inception in 2009 as it strives for global security.
www.insightpartners.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit
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🐝 We haven't even invented immortality and someone is still enshittifying it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
🐝 We haven't even invented immortality and someone is still enshittifying it.
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
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”conventional heterosexuality” as in “adhering to the conventions of heterosexuality under patriarchal rape culture such as ours“
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
”conventional heterosexuality” as in “adhering to the conventions of heterosexuality under patriarchal rape culture such as ours“