~~Dani~~
@dani-lslmlv.bsky.social
Secret Third Thing
New here, old IRL
New here, old IRL
Personal Jesus. Enjoy the Silence. Policy of Truth. World in My Eyes.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Personal Jesus. Enjoy the Silence. Policy of Truth. World in My Eyes.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
One of my favorite tee shirts in my collection features art of Baphomet done in the style of Lisa Frank (link to the creator's page in the alt-text.)
And yes, he's textually correct, ample nourishing jahoobies and all
And yes, he's textually correct, ample nourishing jahoobies and all
November 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
One of my favorite tee shirts in my collection features art of Baphomet done in the style of Lisa Frank (link to the creator's page in the alt-text.)
And yes, he's textually correct, ample nourishing jahoobies and all
And yes, he's textually correct, ample nourishing jahoobies and all
"I'm gonna have to see it in person. How are you feeling about it?"
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
"I'm gonna have to see it in person. How are you feeling about it?"
When I say "let's hang out," this is totally what I mean
October 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
When I say "let's hang out," this is totally what I mean
Important note: within the context of VA communications, the reference to "transition assistance activities" means the programs meant to assist service members who are being discharged from service and getting their civilian lives started again. It's common to refer to this as "transitioning."
October 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Important note: within the context of VA communications, the reference to "transition assistance activities" means the programs meant to assist service members who are being discharged from service and getting their civilian lives started again. It's common to refer to this as "transitioning."
Folks have been sharing Hatch Act violations as the find them. Here's the email I got from the VA - meant to address what would and would not be affected by the shutdown, but taking the time to absolve the White House of blame for the shutdown and misdirect it onto Democrats
October 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Folks have been sharing Hatch Act violations as the find them. Here's the email I got from the VA - meant to address what would and would not be affected by the shutdown, but taking the time to absolve the White House of blame for the shutdown and misdirect it onto Democrats
Tilly's famous last words
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Tilly's famous last words
A favorite of mine is this scene from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. The scenery above, below, and to the left and right of Shatner and Nimoy are all a tiny budget-saving model with a hole in it that the camera can see the actors through
September 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
A favorite of mine is this scene from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. The scenery above, below, and to the left and right of Shatner and Nimoy are all a tiny budget-saving model with a hole in it that the camera can see the actors through
Born in Arizona
Moved to Babylonia
Born in Arizona
He can cure your melanoma
King Tut
Moved to Babylonia
Born in Arizona
He can cure your melanoma
King Tut
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Born in Arizona
Moved to Babylonia
Born in Arizona
He can cure your melanoma
King Tut
Moved to Babylonia
Born in Arizona
He can cure your melanoma
King Tut
We're living in an age when shitposts come to life
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
We're living in an age when shitposts come to life
God, someone could fix me if they did this to me
September 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
God, someone could fix me if they did this to me
The unfair biological advantage of being old enough to have grown up with Persis Khambatta and Sinéad O'Connor as icons of feminity
September 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The unfair biological advantage of being old enough to have grown up with Persis Khambatta and Sinéad O'Connor as icons of feminity
Parasitical scum, you die so easily
But you always have sickened me
Your will enslaved, you grovel for more
Soon your bowels will litter the floor
Cannibalistic depravity
Bereft of all humanity
A fitting feast of abject insanity
A dark curtain before the last calamity
But you always have sickened me
Your will enslaved, you grovel for more
Soon your bowels will litter the floor
Cannibalistic depravity
Bereft of all humanity
A fitting feast of abject insanity
A dark curtain before the last calamity
September 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Parasitical scum, you die so easily
But you always have sickened me
Your will enslaved, you grovel for more
Soon your bowels will litter the floor
Cannibalistic depravity
Bereft of all humanity
A fitting feast of abject insanity
A dark curtain before the last calamity
But you always have sickened me
Your will enslaved, you grovel for more
Soon your bowels will litter the floor
Cannibalistic depravity
Bereft of all humanity
A fitting feast of abject insanity
A dark curtain before the last calamity
I also wish ill to JK Rowling.
August 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I also wish ill to JK Rowling.
I'll verify my humanity the old fashioned way, thank you very much
August 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'll verify my humanity the old fashioned way, thank you very much
I'll turn you on like a tiger, baby
Hard body motor city love life
I'll take I'll take you for a ride down the midway, baby
Be my little human sacrifice
Do my kisses burn?
Do they take your breath
You've got a lesson to learn, now
I'm the kiss of death
Sex on wheels, sex on wheels
Hard body motor city love life
I'll take I'll take you for a ride down the midway, baby
Be my little human sacrifice
Do my kisses burn?
Do they take your breath
You've got a lesson to learn, now
I'm the kiss of death
Sex on wheels, sex on wheels
June 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I'll turn you on like a tiger, baby
Hard body motor city love life
I'll take I'll take you for a ride down the midway, baby
Be my little human sacrifice
Do my kisses burn?
Do they take your breath
You've got a lesson to learn, now
I'm the kiss of death
Sex on wheels, sex on wheels
Hard body motor city love life
I'll take I'll take you for a ride down the midway, baby
Be my little human sacrifice
Do my kisses burn?
Do they take your breath
You've got a lesson to learn, now
I'm the kiss of death
Sex on wheels, sex on wheels
