dangerwillrobinson
@dangerwrites.bsky.social
Your local smut peddler and cringefail millennial
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Whatever. Fuck ‘em. Tridents up. 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Whatever. Fuck ‘em. Tridents up. 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱
you ever been 360 no scoped by someone you considered a friend 😔
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
you ever been 360 no scoped by someone you considered a friend 😔
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
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what could have been, what almost was 💚❤️
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
what could have been, what almost was 💚❤️
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich
Breaking News: A jury found a man not guilty of assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington.
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
The verdict on a misdemeanor charge came after seven hours of deliberation, and after prosecutors had previously failed to secure a felony indictment.
nyti.ms
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich
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As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers.
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
FDA Announces Nationwide Recall of ADHD Medication—Check Your Cabinets Now
Sun Pharmaceutical Industries has recalled several lots lisdexamfetamine dimesylate capsules, a generic form of Vyvanse, after testing found they failed to dissolve properly.
www.health.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers.
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
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Fight. Win.
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Fight. Win.
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Mamdani: "We believe in standing up for those we love. Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many Black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job ... your struggle is ours too."
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Mamdani: "We believe in standing up for those we love. Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many Black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job ... your struggle is ours too."
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
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smh woke up to dancing crabs and thought it was The Big One. Alas. Slow and steady wins the race. 😒
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
smh woke up to dancing crabs and thought it was The Big One. Alas. Slow and steady wins the race. 😒
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This actually helps, thank you
well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This actually helps, thank you
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What a fucking series man. I wish I had something funny or profound to say but all I can say is this is the greatest sport
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
What a fucking series man. I wish I had something funny or profound to say but all I can say is this is the greatest sport
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To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
When you’re crying into your morning coffee over all the small local businesses rallying together to feed the community because that’s the neighborly thing to do and then you hear a squeak and look over and see this… 😭
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
When you’re crying into your morning coffee over all the small local businesses rallying together to feed the community because that’s the neighborly thing to do and then you hear a squeak and look over and see this… 😭
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HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
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I get so sad when I see all those baseball guys locked behind their fence. hope someone gets them out of jail soon 🥺
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I get so sad when I see all those baseball guys locked behind their fence. hope someone gets them out of jail soon 🥺
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I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
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idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
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Officially got the veto today so... if you have a few spare dollars and would like to contribute to the Bus Fund, here's my Ko-Fi.
(I'm thinking up donation tiers. Like me writing a thing, promising NOT to write a thing, letting my students roast me on livestream... etc.)
ko-fi.com/thereylovoid...
(I'm thinking up donation tiers. Like me writing a thing, promising NOT to write a thing, letting my students roast me on livestream... etc.)
ko-fi.com/thereylovoid...
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Officially got the veto today so... if you have a few spare dollars and would like to contribute to the Bus Fund, here's my Ko-Fi.
(I'm thinking up donation tiers. Like me writing a thing, promising NOT to write a thing, letting my students roast me on livestream... etc.)
ko-fi.com/thereylovoid...
(I'm thinking up donation tiers. Like me writing a thing, promising NOT to write a thing, letting my students roast me on livestream... etc.)
ko-fi.com/thereylovoid...
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I think a major thing in our culture that changed is a bunch of Dem elites also now believe false things too because they're cooking their brains on Twitter, a fascist controlled brainwashing machine, all day.
The actual finding here is that a huge percentage of the population believes things that are not true. Democrats objectively did not spend significant time on climate change or LGBTQ issues in the last election campaign.
Duh. Those of us on the ground last year actually speaking with middle class/working class voters and who heard from these voters every single day the same - “Trump is an asshole, but Democrats are out of touch” - could’ve saved my new political party a lot of time & money producing this “report.”👇
October 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I think a major thing in our culture that changed is a bunch of Dem elites also now believe false things too because they're cooking their brains on Twitter, a fascist controlled brainwashing machine, all day.