dangerwillrobinson
@dangerwrites.bsky.social
Your local smut peddler and cringefail millennial
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Whatever. Fuck ‘em. Tridents up. 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Whatever. Fuck ‘em. Tridents up. 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱
you ever been 360 no scoped by someone you considered a friend 😔
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
you ever been 360 no scoped by someone you considered a friend 😔
When you’re crying into your morning coffee over all the small local businesses rallying together to feed the community because that’s the neighborly thing to do and then you hear a squeak and look over and see this… 😭
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
When you’re crying into your morning coffee over all the small local businesses rallying together to feed the community because that’s the neighborly thing to do and then you hear a squeak and look over and see this… 😭
15 innings and they’re still not letting Little pitch because you know my boy, the king of Good Vibes Only, is still haunting them 😌
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
15 innings and they’re still not letting Little pitch because you know my boy, the king of Good Vibes Only, is still haunting them 😌
is Dual POV ruining “Yearning” or is it just ruining your ability to self-insert onto the FMC
October 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
is Dual POV ruining “Yearning” or is it just ruining your ability to self-insert onto the FMC
agajdkglgldjdig Bluesky please, she included the accent!! He chose that nickname!!!
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
agajdkglgldjdig Bluesky please, she included the accent!! He chose that nickname!!!
Here we go 🔱🫶
October 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Here we go 🔱🫶
MIGHT AS WELL WIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING 🔱🫶
October 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
MIGHT AS WELL WIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING 🔱🫶
It wouldn’t be the Mariners if they made it easy. Love my cringefail baseball team 🥲
October 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It wouldn’t be the Mariners if they made it easy. Love my cringefail baseball team 🥲
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October 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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He’s out for blood tonight
October 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
He’s out for blood tonight
If the Mariners win the WS I will get a Humpy tattoo
October 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
If the Mariners win the WS I will get a Humpy tattoo
Apologies in advance for the person this game is going to turn me into
October 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Apologies in advance for the person this game is going to turn me into
One of my favorite things about baseball is the sportsmanship. In many ways I feel like it’s a relic of a different age in that regard, and I love it dearly.
However. When it comes to the Yankees AND THE YANKEES ONLY.
However. When it comes to the Yankees AND THE YANKEES ONLY.
October 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
One of my favorite things about baseball is the sportsmanship. In many ways I feel like it’s a relic of a different age in that regard, and I love it dearly.
However. When it comes to the Yankees AND THE YANKEES ONLY.
However. When it comes to the Yankees AND THE YANKEES ONLY.
A ROD YOU WILL ALWAYS BE TRASH AND YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN 😤
October 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A ROD YOU WILL ALWAYS BE TRASH AND YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN 😤
Happy Baseball Day to all who celebrate. Go Mariners 🔱, go Jays 🍁
![The Muppets Christmas Carol scene where Bob Cratchit asks a small rabbit muppet what day it is. The muppet replies “why, it’s [Game 1 of the ALDS,] sir!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pgg7iuyk7gzhcq2d63bojnv7/bafkreiayppsolmpiy26qtmhn2twidvvehbwelt55dgeyv7tkdb2pj6ufhy@jpeg)
October 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Happy Baseball Day to all who celebrate. Go Mariners 🔱, go Jays 🍁
He does what now
October 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
He does what now
They keep them behind a net and everything
October 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
They keep them behind a net and everything
Come on, Boston…
October 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Come on, Boston…
Got to see Ichiro back in the outfield and Cal and Geno both hit home runs. Mariners beat Mariners, 6-1. It’s always a great day to watch the Mariners win, even when it’s against themselves. 😌
October 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Got to see Ichiro back in the outfield and Cal and Geno both hit home runs. Mariners beat Mariners, 6-1. It’s always a great day to watch the Mariners win, even when it’s against themselves. 😌