sarah🪴
@janekestrel.bsky.social
she/her | 80s-born millennial who occasionally posts, but probably not about the thing you followed me for
the two types of job listings:
1. “come work for Literally Evil Inc. training AI to slurp up your town’s clean water to generate more effective torture and surveillance methods. posted 35 seconds ago, 500 people have clicked apply”
2. “work part time vampire hours for $7.50/hr no benefits”
1. “come work for Literally Evil Inc. training AI to slurp up your town’s clean water to generate more effective torture and surveillance methods. posted 35 seconds ago, 500 people have clicked apply”
2. “work part time vampire hours for $7.50/hr no benefits”
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 AM
the two types of job listings:
1. “come work for Literally Evil Inc. training AI to slurp up your town’s clean water to generate more effective torture and surveillance methods. posted 35 seconds ago, 500 people have clicked apply”
2. “work part time vampire hours for $7.50/hr no benefits”
1. “come work for Literally Evil Inc. training AI to slurp up your town’s clean water to generate more effective torture and surveillance methods. posted 35 seconds ago, 500 people have clicked apply”
2. “work part time vampire hours for $7.50/hr no benefits”
2016 was last year
2019 was last year
2020 was last year
2021-2025 was all the same year
2026 has been happening for 100 years
2019 was last year
2020 was last year
2021-2025 was all the same year
2026 has been happening for 100 years
January 28, 2026 at 4:10 AM
2016 was last year
2019 was last year
2020 was last year
2021-2025 was all the same year
2026 has been happening for 100 years
2019 was last year
2020 was last year
2021-2025 was all the same year
2026 has been happening for 100 years
Reposted by sarah🪴
bummed about football but you know somehow it’s not even breaking the top ten list of things making me sad right now
January 25, 2026 at 11:14 PM
bummed about football but you know somehow it’s not even breaking the top ten list of things making me sad right now
I miss having character brain rot. my enclosure needs enrichment
January 17, 2026 at 9:44 AM
I miss having character brain rot. my enclosure needs enrichment
tyvm sens for letting the avs practice their dogshit power play in such a low stakes scenario 😘
January 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
tyvm sens for letting the avs practice their dogshit power play in such a low stakes scenario 😘
Bodies are so goddamned annoying. Last week I pulled a muscle in my back carrying a weighted blanket up the stairs. That finally feels better but just now I pulled a different muscle in my back putting my hair in a ponytail. What the fuck.
December 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Bodies are so goddamned annoying. Last week I pulled a muscle in my back carrying a weighted blanket up the stairs. That finally feels better but just now I pulled a different muscle in my back putting my hair in a ponytail. What the fuck.
Of all the 2025 Wrapped content I’ve seen this year I think YouTube has the most truly useless one. I watched music videos and that shows that I am creative
December 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Of all the 2025 Wrapped content I’ve seen this year I think YouTube has the most truly useless one. I watched music videos and that shows that I am creative
trying to read another christmas themed romance book
an elderly woman wearing a blue shirt and a gold necklace is sitting in a crowd of people .
ALT: an elderly woman wearing a blue shirt and a gold necklace is sitting in a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
trying to read another christmas themed romance book
how many people involved with those commercials where pete davidson keeps flirting with his alexa do you think realized how intensely he comes across as a huge pathetic loser
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
how many people involved with those commercials where pete davidson keeps flirting with his alexa do you think realized how intensely he comes across as a huge pathetic loser
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
most pathetic loser website 🏆
December 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
most pathetic loser website 🏆
Look… I’m not saying listening to little kids play musical instruments is unbearable, but pizzicato jingle bells that sounds like it’s in a minor key is indisputably unsettling
December 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Look… I’m not saying listening to little kids play musical instruments is unbearable, but pizzicato jingle bells that sounds like it’s in a minor key is indisputably unsettling
When your pile of comfort trash gets moved to the couch for vacuuming reasons
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When your pile of comfort trash gets moved to the couch for vacuuming reasons
Thank you, writer(s) of the NCIS episode my parents were just watching and that I just caught the very end of while making my dinner, for doing what you can to try and teach boomers that AI is shitty 🫡
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Thank you, writer(s) of the NCIS episode my parents were just watching and that I just caught the very end of while making my dinner, for doing what you can to try and teach boomers that AI is shitty 🫡
I watched the videos in this playlist over the last couple of days and I truly believe they are a masterwork of art. Absolutely awe-inspiring
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Crow Pro: Scammers Waste Over 54 Hours - The Year Long Scambait - YouTube
This is a multipart series that took place over a year with a group of scammers who pretend to be "Mike" and "Joe Biden" talking to Richard Andrews about his...
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I watched the videos in this playlist over the last couple of days and I truly believe they are a masterwork of art. Absolutely awe-inspiring
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
no one fucking asked for this
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
no one fucking asked for this
got the vet to give us a pill version of our 17-year-old cat's arthritis meds to trick him into taking it by sprinkling the powder on his wet kidney disease food that he loves. he devoured it same as always. what if I told you
a man with gray hair and a beard is smiling in a blue and purple suit
Alt: a man with gray hair and a short beard is smiling in a blue and purple suit. it is samuel l. jackson from unbreakable and he is saying "I truly am a mastermind"
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December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
got the vet to give us a pill version of our 17-year-old cat's arthritis meds to trick him into taking it by sprinkling the powder on his wet kidney disease food that he loves. he devoured it same as always. what if I told you
Reposted by sarah🪴
Fond memories of Thedas today.
Happy Dragon Age Day 💜
Happy Dragon Age Day 💜
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Fond memories of Thedas today.
Happy Dragon Age Day 💜
Happy Dragon Age Day 💜
I thought I would be bummed about not having a spotify wrapped this year but then the graphic design choices they made for this one were ass, and also I don’t need it because I already know who I am
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I thought I would be bummed about not having a spotify wrapped this year but then the graphic design choices they made for this one were ass, and also I don’t need it because I already know who I am
I’m blocking anyone I see calling hockey arenas “boy aquariums” on sight from now on. I just cannot be seeing that with my eyes anymore
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I’m blocking anyone I see calling hockey arenas “boy aquariums” on sight from now on. I just cannot be seeing that with my eyes anymore
been getting deluded bouts of optimism lately and keep thinking about downloading a dating app again. somebody talk me off this cliff
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
been getting deluded bouts of optimism lately and keep thinking about downloading a dating app again. somebody talk me off this cliff
“It’s so hard, I’ve been waiting for TEN MINUTES by now” - eight-year-old nephew in the most faux-teary pathetic voice you could possibly imagine, trying to get the adults to hurry and clean up dinner so it can be dessert time
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
“It’s so hard, I’ve been waiting for TEN MINUTES by now” - eight-year-old nephew in the most faux-teary pathetic voice you could possibly imagine, trying to get the adults to hurry and clean up dinner so it can be dessert time
it is very fun to watch your hometown team be in the middle of a multi-year golden age. you guys gotta try it sometime
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
it is very fun to watch your hometown team be in the middle of a multi-year golden age. you guys gotta try it sometime
on tumblr trying to find art and gif posts for a game you liked but the tag is mobbed with x reader fics, roleplayers, and bad opinion posts
a cartoon character standing next to a barrel with the ocean in the background
ALT: a cartoon character standing next to a barrel with the ocean in the background
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
on tumblr trying to find art and gif posts for a game you liked but the tag is mobbed with x reader fics, roleplayers, and bad opinion posts