sarah🪴
@janekestrel.bsky.social
she/her | 80s-born millennial who occasionally posts, but probably not about the thing you followed me for
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I need rec lists of sci-fi books to be clearer about how many books they're recommending are sci-fi and which are just historical or contemporary lit fic with a little whiff here and there of something that sort of kind of maybe a little bit approaches being sci-fi
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I need rec lists of sci-fi books to be clearer about how many books they're recommending are sci-fi and which are just historical or contemporary lit fic with a little whiff here and there of something that sort of kind of maybe a little bit approaches being sci-fi
Thank you the sun for giving me more chances to be annoying about this
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Thank you the sun for giving me more chances to be annoying about this
finallyyyyyy he gets to keep this one 🥲
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
finallyyyyyy he gets to keep this one 🥲
ok. seems like I need to look into getting a restraining order against an entire company
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
ok. seems like I need to look into getting a restraining order against an entire company
I remember when I was younger I used to think the time change was fun. It was weird and different, having it get light and dark at a different time just because we said so! Now it just ruins my whole life for at least three months
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I remember when I was younger I used to think the time change was fun. It was weird and different, having it get light and dark at a different time just because we said so! Now it just ruins my whole life for at least three months
avalanche players be onside when their captain scores his first regular season goal in three years so it doesn't get disallowed challenge level impossible, apparently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
avalanche players be onside when their captain scores his first regular season goal in three years so it doesn't get disallowed challenge level impossible, apparently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know what. Audiobooks do not need music. It does not at any point enhance my experience to hear stock music at 1.7 speed
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You know what. Audiobooks do not need music. It does not at any point enhance my experience to hear stock music at 1.7 speed
When an ad is like “we paused it for you while you were away!” after I minimized it to avoid watching the ad……..
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a glass of whiskey and says how dare you speak to me
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a glass of whiskey and says how dare you speak to me
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When an ad is like “we paused it for you while you were away!” after I minimized it to avoid watching the ad……..
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q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
celebrities stop endorsing ai bullshit challenge level impossible
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
celebrities stop endorsing ai bullshit challenge level impossible
I get so sad when I see all those baseball guys locked behind their fence. hope someone gets them out of jail soon 🥺
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I get so sad when I see all those baseball guys locked behind their fence. hope someone gets them out of jail soon 🥺
every ad break: I'm a celebrity and AI is good, actually. also, I'm a different celebrity but probably kevin hart, and it's literally sooooo easy to bet on sports. now I'm a celebrity saying you should get this credit card. it will help you with your AI-related unemployment and gambling debts
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
every ad break: I'm a celebrity and AI is good, actually. also, I'm a different celebrity but probably kevin hart, and it's literally sooooo easy to bet on sports. now I'm a celebrity saying you should get this credit card. it will help you with your AI-related unemployment and gambling debts
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outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work
if you had told me even a year ago that I would watch the entirety of an 18 inning baseball game featuring teams I don’t even care about and not only that but I’d *enjoy* it, I would have laughed in your face. proof that people really can change
a woman in a white shirt is sitting at a table talking to a man .
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is sitting at a table talking to a man .
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
if you had told me even a year ago that I would watch the entirety of an 18 inning baseball game featuring teams I don’t even care about and not only that but I’d *enjoy* it, I would have laughed in your face. proof that people really can change
Cats truly have magical abilities because I don’t know how else a ten* pound cat can somehow take up an entire human sized bed
*rounded down
*rounded down
October 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Cats truly have magical abilities because I don’t know how else a ten* pound cat can somehow take up an entire human sized bed
*rounded down
*rounded down
turns out when your football team plays all four quarters, they can actually be enjoyable to watch. didn’t know they had it in them
October 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
turns out when your football team plays all four quarters, they can actually be enjoyable to watch. didn’t know they had it in them
“I think the biggest thing is just finding ways to win and not finding ways to lose” I love athlete interviews
October 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“I think the biggest thing is just finding ways to win and not finding ways to lose” I love athlete interviews
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
lmfao the broncos are not a serious football team
October 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
lmfao the broncos are not a serious football team
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[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
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October 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I haven't seen any of this series and if I have anything to say about it I never will, but it should have gone like
movie 1: now you see me
movie 2: ...now you don't
movie 3: now you see 3
movie 4: now you C4 (it's about blowing something up)
movie 5: now you see them! (the ants from them! show up)
movie 1: now you see me
movie 2: ...now you don't
movie 3: now you see 3
movie 4: now you C4 (it's about blowing something up)
movie 5: now you see them! (the ants from them! show up)
October 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I haven't seen any of this series and if I have anything to say about it I never will, but it should have gone like
movie 1: now you see me
movie 2: ...now you don't
movie 3: now you see 3
movie 4: now you C4 (it's about blowing something up)
movie 5: now you see them! (the ants from them! show up)
movie 1: now you see me
movie 2: ...now you don't
movie 3: now you see 3
movie 4: now you C4 (it's about blowing something up)
movie 5: now you see them! (the ants from them! show up)
I have been betrayed by my most trusted general
October 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I have been betrayed by my most trusted general
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throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
"have I seen that actor in something or do I just know them from tumblr gifs"
October 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"have I seen that actor in something or do I just know them from tumblr gifs"