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Daftman85
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Purveyor of Cheese Fries
Baby boomers ruined social media.
December 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Rad
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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BREAKING: In place of Jimmy Kimmel’s return, Sinclair and Nexstar will broadcast Song of the South
September 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Stańczyk vibes, but also View of Lyse Abbey near Bergen, by Johan Christian Dahl, 1826
August 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Cuomo is a piece of shit, but give it up to my guy wearing that BBW hoodie.
June 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Honestly, me too.
An important message.
April 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
April 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Thought an air fryer was a medieval basketball player.
April 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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stories are ridiculous. they're all like "oh this thing happened, and then oh, this person said this, and then this other person did that, and then something else happened and caused some other thing to happen." it's like ... ok thanks i guess
March 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I bet the first time a pirate said “Ahoy there,” the mateys went berserk
February 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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if the nfl rules that the tush push is illegal, that means all the games the eagles have won in recent years will be vacated and the chiefs will be retroactively recognized as this year's super bowl champion, thereby securing a threepeat. if anyone disagrees, please quote this post or leave a reply
February 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Our landlord is ending our lease 3/8. Know of any big kitchens that may work for a friendly+clean food bank on Sundays? Any ideas welcome: community centers, commercial kitchens in offices, churches, schools, restaurants closed on Sundays. Let us know! We have people who depend on us for food.
February 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ theonion.com/nick-si...
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Jesus Healing the Paralytic at the Pool of Bethesda, Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1670, 📸 by @Stuart_PhotoAFC
February 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My Presidential executive order is to put Fuel Tanks on the same side of every vehicle and Free Beer on the last Friday of each month.
January 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Edward Scissorhands trying to beat box.
January 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Rip David Lynch.
January 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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A genuine psycho (compliment)
January 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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hopeful for a best-case scenario where he wastes the vast majority of his time and political capital on things six-year-old me wanted to do. stuff like "missouri must give some of its land to kansas so it can be a rectangle"
NEW: Trump says name of the Gulf of Mexico will be changed to Gulf of America
January 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Not to be boomer brained or anything but the last good year was 2007 (that's when Umbrella by Rhianna came out)
January 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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What’s your favorite song about cutting your life into pieces as your last resort?
December 29, 2024 at 10:47 PM