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Dadpocalypsenow
@dadpocalypsenow.bsky.social
Boston sports know-it-all, beaten down dad, avid reader, Ben & Jerry’s fanboy, live music addict, LFC supporter, and general believer in facts and science

9/36 Reading Goal for 2025
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Book #9 is “Three” by Valerie Perrin. Really liked this one - story told from a few perspectives about three inseparable friends in high school and how their lives diverge and then come back together 20 years later

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and 1/2

#booksky💙📚
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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a chip eaten off the ground is a floorito
April 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Wow, you really fucked that up! - me, after literally everything I do
March 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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👊🇺🇸🔥
March 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I can not stop buying concert tickets somebody help me
March 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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my favorite porn is billionaire’s rockets exploding
March 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Mike's Hard Molotov Cocktails
March 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I am enjoying blackout day. I’m remembering I can make my own sandwiches. :)
February 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Time for whatever higher power is in charge to do a factory reset on earth
February 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ben & Jerry’s Half-Baked is a perfect ice cream creation
February 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Mood
February 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Who needs love when there’s books and music and the crippling realization that you will die alone
January 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I wonder if the Pope got one of those what did you do last week emails from Elon
February 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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What if we just decided to bring sexy back again, instead of Measles & Polio?
February 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Eddie Murphy doing Tracy Jordan had me howling
February 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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*retrieving the charging cord from the floor next to my bed* i am an athlete
February 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM