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cypher
@cypher-nought.bsky.social
· Nov 16
awesome! a new place where I can be ignored.
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I’m going to start a cult… we’re going to have cool satin jackets and eat soup on Thursdays
January 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’m going to start a cult… we’re going to have cool satin jackets and eat soup on Thursdays
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Pronounces bluesky like bee-ski.
January 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Pronounces bluesky like bee-ski.
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Sometimes I think I'm relatively intelligent and then I laugh and laugh.
January 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sometimes I think I'm relatively intelligent and then I laugh and laugh.
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Gonna get fucked up on cough syrup and give some bjs at the bath house I guess.
January 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Gonna get fucked up on cough syrup and give some bjs at the bath house I guess.
I didn't make any resolutions.
I'm pretty amazing as is so....
I'm pretty amazing as is so....
January 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I didn't make any resolutions.
I'm pretty amazing as is so....
I'm pretty amazing as is so....
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Pizza and beer until conditions improve.
January 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Pizza and beer until conditions improve.
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Fitness level status: hurt my shoulder while moving my weighted blanket
January 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Fitness level status: hurt my shoulder while moving my weighted blanket
being this cold should be illegal.
January 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
being this cold should be illegal.
is the water warm enough?
shall we begin?
shall we begin?
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 AM
is the water warm enough?
shall we begin?
shall we begin?
Happy New Year, you fuckers! 🎉
January 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Happy New Year, you fuckers! 🎉
I mean...I'm pretty sure 'they' manufactured all the fog, so we couldn't see the majestic Happy New Year Aurora Borealis... but whatever, I guess.
January 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I mean...I'm pretty sure 'they' manufactured all the fog, so we couldn't see the majestic Happy New Year Aurora Borealis... but whatever, I guess.
I drink more than I don't.
December 27, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I drink more than I don't.
Merry Christmas, you fuckers.
December 25, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Merry Christmas, you fuckers.
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URGENT PUBLIC NOTICE:
Some posts are jokes and not factual or scientific reporting.
Some posts are jokes and not factual or scientific reporting.
December 19, 2024 at 3:11 PM
URGENT PUBLIC NOTICE:
Some posts are jokes and not factual or scientific reporting.
Some posts are jokes and not factual or scientific reporting.
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My dream job is never having to dream of a job.
December 19, 2024 at 12:02 PM
My dream job is never having to dream of a job.
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No one wants to be reading all that
December 19, 2024 at 12:39 PM
No one wants to be reading all that
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Just a hahaha girl in a lol world
December 19, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Just a hahaha girl in a lol world
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fuck, i can’t get enough of you.
~ i whisper to my coffee
~ i whisper to my coffee
December 19, 2024 at 3:35 PM
fuck, i can’t get enough of you.
~ i whisper to my coffee
~ i whisper to my coffee
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Saying good morning at night so people think I live somewhere exotic
December 18, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Saying good morning at night so people think I live somewhere exotic
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Let's drink beer in our underwear and get angry at the television
December 15, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Let's drink beer in our underwear and get angry at the television
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*Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*
December 15, 2024 at 10:17 PM
*Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*
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If someone tells you that there are no wrong answers, it means your answer is wrong.
December 15, 2024 at 9:58 PM
If someone tells you that there are no wrong answers, it means your answer is wrong.