Cynthia Lastname
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25 | she/her | I have received glowing reviews such as "verifiably human"
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nothing you like will ever be safe until unionized workers have democratic control over the firms that employ them
Artsy darling Remedy Entertainment has a new CEO - a former EA exec and sports betting platform president - who is there to "accelerate growth"
www.eurogamer.net/remedy-enter...
www.eurogamer.net/remedy-enter...
February 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
nothing you like will ever be safe until unionized workers have democratic control over the firms that employ them
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January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Hey sorry my Haunter ate your daughter's dreams, causing her to shudder endlessly and die. I'm training him up to get a badge at the gym.
January 8, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Hey sorry my Haunter ate your daughter's dreams, causing her to shudder endlessly and die. I'm training him up to get a badge at the gym.
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The original Mavis Beacon was, curiously, also a very good typing tutor.
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The original Mavis Beacon was, curiously, also a very good typing tutor.
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(Voice beckoning from amulet) please help, I've been trapped in here by a dark sorcerer for 10,000 years!
Me: why dont you just move to a city?
Me: why dont you just move to a city?
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
(Voice beckoning from amulet) please help, I've been trapped in here by a dark sorcerer for 10,000 years!
Me: why dont you just move to a city?
Me: why dont you just move to a city?
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
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Wow! I've never seen it explained this well
December 17, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Wow! I've never seen it explained this well
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my most butlerian jihad coded belief is that we should probably make it illegal – and more importantly, we should work toward a cultural consensus that it is immoral – to design a computer program whose interface uses the first person
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
my most butlerian jihad coded belief is that we should probably make it illegal – and more importantly, we should work toward a cultural consensus that it is immoral – to design a computer program whose interface uses the first person
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Truly smart devices would choose not to connect to the internet.
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Truly smart devices would choose not to connect to the internet.
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my mouth has gotta be my favorite place to foam at
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
my mouth has gotta be my favorite place to foam at
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Why do we bash 'deathtrap' fortresses full of swinging blades, man-serpents, and giant rolling balls; but we never question if the chosen hero simply had bad vibes? Or is just unpleasant to be around?
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why do we bash 'deathtrap' fortresses full of swinging blades, man-serpents, and giant rolling balls; but we never question if the chosen hero simply had bad vibes? Or is just unpleasant to be around?
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Sorry, i didn’t realize his posts weren’t pornographic. Unfollowing now
I have never checked what lists I'm on so I did and absolutely none of them matter except this one
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Sorry, i didn’t realize his posts weren’t pornographic. Unfollowing now
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
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after many years of consideration we here at PopCap Games have done what we previously thought impossible: we have created an M-rated peggle. the balls Fuck in it.
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
after many years of consideration we here at PopCap Games have done what we previously thought impossible: we have created an M-rated peggle. the balls Fuck in it.
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And starting this December, verified adults can erotically role play with me. I put on my robe and wizard hat...
I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless
October 15, 2025 at 10:47 AM
And starting this December, verified adults can erotically role play with me. I put on my robe and wizard hat...
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I'm saying this as your bestie: It's NOT a toxic trait to have high standards. Now release your suitors into the labyrinth and let the tournament begin.
October 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I'm saying this as your bestie: It's NOT a toxic trait to have high standards. Now release your suitors into the labyrinth and let the tournament begin.
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Actually y'know, fuck my doomerism.
September 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Actually y'know, fuck my doomerism.
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Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
September 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
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i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay
September 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay