Jessica
@cuddlefuddle.bsky.social
she/her, collector of things, horror movie enthusiast, cheese addict, bibliophile 📚, ally 🏳️🌈, atheist 📽 https://letterboxd.com/fuddle_cuddle/
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Twilight Zone episode about a woman in her 50’s, whose clothes keeps getting caught on various door handles.
December 19, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Twilight Zone episode about a woman in her 50’s, whose clothes keeps getting caught on various door handles.
That moment where you don't drink for a while and then 2 beers has you singing My Shot.
a man in a green jacket is holding a woman 's leg
ALT: a man in a green jacket is holding a woman 's leg
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February 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
That moment where you don't drink for a while and then 2 beers has you singing My Shot.
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The floor is lava. The ceiling is lava. l've been thrown into an active volcano.
February 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The floor is lava. The ceiling is lava. l've been thrown into an active volcano.
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If someone showed me a pile of sugar to illustrate how much I eat in a day, I'd simply pick it up with my hand and shovel it into my mouth
January 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If someone showed me a pile of sugar to illustrate how much I eat in a day, I'd simply pick it up with my hand and shovel it into my mouth
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The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
January 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
Me: Probably shouldn't park there. Look at all of those opposing team's fans.
Boyfriend: Why not? They've always been nice.
Me: I'm not nice.
Boyfriend: Why not? They've always been nice.
Me: I'm not nice.
January 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Me: Probably shouldn't park there. Look at all of those opposing team's fans.
Boyfriend: Why not? They've always been nice.
Me: I'm not nice.
Boyfriend: Why not? They've always been nice.
Me: I'm not nice.
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America keeps bringing back racism like it's the McRib.
January 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
America keeps bringing back racism like it's the McRib.
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Why fall in love when you can fall into a shark tank wearing a chum suit?
December 30, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Why fall in love when you can fall into a shark tank wearing a chum suit?
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Your call is important to us. Here’s some fuckin’ Yanni
December 30, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Your call is important to us. Here’s some fuckin’ Yanni
And that's enough internet for today.
December 29, 2024 at 1:50 AM
And that's enough internet for today.
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Shingle Diggins Family Restaurant
Coloma, MI
Coloma, MI
December 28, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Shingle Diggins Family Restaurant
Coloma, MI
Coloma, MI
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“I hope this thing’s recording. Okay Marla, I only have a few seconds. My life insurance policy’s in the top drawer of the desk in my study. My broker Ted’s number is in my phone, call him. Also, ask Phil to come by and get rid of the box we talked about, he’ll know what I mean.”
December 28, 2024 at 11:38 PM
“I hope this thing’s recording. Okay Marla, I only have a few seconds. My life insurance policy’s in the top drawer of the desk in my study. My broker Ted’s number is in my phone, call him. Also, ask Phil to come by and get rid of the box we talked about, he’ll know what I mean.”
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*carbing up for the apocalypse*
December 28, 2024 at 11:51 PM
*carbing up for the apocalypse*
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People ask me what my hobbies are.
One of them is definitely Books.
Not just reading books and getting lost in them but the smell of books, going to (used)bookstores and libraries.
Who’s with me?
#BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookThrifting
One of them is definitely Books.
Not just reading books and getting lost in them but the smell of books, going to (used)bookstores and libraries.
Who’s with me?
#BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookThrifting
December 27, 2024 at 8:26 PM
People ask me what my hobbies are.
One of them is definitely Books.
Not just reading books and getting lost in them but the smell of books, going to (used)bookstores and libraries.
Who’s with me?
#BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookThrifting
One of them is definitely Books.
Not just reading books and getting lost in them but the smell of books, going to (used)bookstores and libraries.
Who’s with me?
#BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookThrifting
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Something is trickling down on us, but it sure isn't economics.
December 12, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Something is trickling down on us, but it sure isn't economics.
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I buy a book the same way I buy a bottle of wine: do I like the little picture on the front, do I like the little blurb on the back, and does it look like it’ll &#% me up for $12
December 5, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I buy a book the same way I buy a bottle of wine: do I like the little picture on the front, do I like the little blurb on the back, and does it look like it’ll &#% me up for $12
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Some of you need to pet a dog today and it shows.
December 5, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Some of you need to pet a dog today and it shows.
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I was gonna change my underpants today, but I figured…
Why not just wallow in ‘dis pair?
Why not just wallow in ‘dis pair?
December 1, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I was gonna change my underpants today, but I figured…
Why not just wallow in ‘dis pair?
Why not just wallow in ‘dis pair?
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
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Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family
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November 26, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family
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Every time I see the word "accoutrement" I think of the Winnebago Man.
November 25, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Every time I see the word "accoutrement" I think of the Winnebago Man.