Coral
@csimps.bsky.social
I’m a little tree baby I’m a mushroom man
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well. at least there's new worms
Chinese submersible has discovered thousands of worms and molluscs nearly 10 kilometres (six miles) below sea level in the Mariana Trench, the deepest colony of creatures ever observed
u.afp.com/Sg9Z
u.afp.com/Sg9Z
July 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
well. at least there's new worms
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I can’t explain it but this is what Bluesky is
June 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I can’t explain it but this is what Bluesky is
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For those unfamiliar with the rules ,polo is played between two teams on horseback, who ride around the field and the team that swallows the most bees in 60 minutes wins.
June 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
For those unfamiliar with the rules ,polo is played between two teams on horseback, who ride around the field and the team that swallows the most bees in 60 minutes wins.
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The internet has never produced something as bizarre and externally inexplicable as the manosphere. The sweatiest collection of incoherent orcs in human history, inventing new forms of body dysmorphia every day
May 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The internet has never produced something as bizarre and externally inexplicable as the manosphere. The sweatiest collection of incoherent orcs in human history, inventing new forms of body dysmorphia every day
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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
I think the most galling thing about arguing with offline normies about Elon musk is that they treat it like a difference of opinion whether he is an unserious horny idiot. Like I’m judgily extrapolating from vague vibes in his public appearances and not things he has said with his (internet) mouth.
He spent all last night posting about his robots and creating genetically modified cat girls.
April 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I think the most galling thing about arguing with offline normies about Elon musk is that they treat it like a difference of opinion whether he is an unserious horny idiot. Like I’m judgily extrapolating from vague vibes in his public appearances and not things he has said with his (internet) mouth.
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Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.
November 18, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.
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The difference between girls dinner and a ploughman's lunch is a pickle
March 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The difference between girls dinner and a ploughman's lunch is a pickle
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I emailed chuck's office last week asking for a donation to help me fight the administration.
March 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I emailed chuck's office last week asking for a donation to help me fight the administration.
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GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of-
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
March 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of-
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
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okay, well can AI do THIS??
[drops phone on face in bed]
[drops phone on face in bed]
March 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
okay, well can AI do THIS??
[drops phone on face in bed]
[drops phone on face in bed]
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i hate to say it, but im beginning to think it was a mistake to let theo vonn pick our president
February 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i hate to say it, but im beginning to think it was a mistake to let theo vonn pick our president
When my hostage won’t pay their ransom 😤
VP Vance to President Zelenskyy: Have you said thank you once?
February 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When my hostage won’t pay their ransom 😤
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bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET
February 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET
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Personally, I wish to extend a hearty congratulations to Canada, a noble, prosperous country that I understand conducts background checks as part of its fast-track immigration application process, on their thrilling 4 Nations tournament victory
February 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Personally, I wish to extend a hearty congratulations to Canada, a noble, prosperous country that I understand conducts background checks as part of its fast-track immigration application process, on their thrilling 4 Nations tournament victory
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The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui
February 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui
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Sun Tzu: The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
Duke Yansheng's fourth son: At long last, we have created the War from classic novel Art of War
Duke Yansheng's fourth son: At long last, we have created the War from classic novel Art of War
February 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Sun Tzu: The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
Duke Yansheng's fourth son: At long last, we have created the War from classic novel Art of War
Duke Yansheng's fourth son: At long last, we have created the War from classic novel Art of War
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Hunt and kill all old mascots
February 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Hunt and kill all old mascots
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My "there is definitely no quid pro quo here" footnote has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my footnote.
February 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My "there is definitely no quid pro quo here" footnote has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my footnote.
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go birds....... specifically the firebird by igor stravinsky as animated in underrated classic fantasia 2000
youtu.be/3eG_O1wEJ40?...
youtu.be/3eG_O1wEJ40?...
L'oiseau de feu.wmv
YouTube video by John Melmoth
youtu.be
February 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
go birds....... specifically the firebird by igor stravinsky as animated in underrated classic fantasia 2000
youtu.be/3eG_O1wEJ40?...
youtu.be/3eG_O1wEJ40?...
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I think the law should be applied equally regardless of coding ability
February 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I think the law should be applied equally regardless of coding ability
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I think a lot about how in middle school you're taught a "persuasive essay" is eleven paragraphs of boring nerd shit and then in real life pro persuaders just make sure everyone hears the word "Toyotathon" ten thousand times a year
January 2, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I think a lot about how in middle school you're taught a "persuasive essay" is eleven paragraphs of boring nerd shit and then in real life pro persuaders just make sure everyone hears the word "Toyotathon" ten thousand times a year