Phil
@kujoatc75.bsky.social
I can’t be held responsible for the faces I make while you talk.
I love my family.
I would love for my family to leave.
I miss working on Thanksgiving.
I would love for my family to leave.
I miss working on Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I love my family.
I would love for my family to leave.
I miss working on Thanksgiving.
I would love for my family to leave.
I miss working on Thanksgiving.
Happy Joe Toye Day!!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Happy Joe Toye Day!!!
Two songs I heard today:
The Divorce Song by Liz Phair
My Sister by Juliana Hatfield Three
The Divorce Song by Liz Phair
My Sister by Juliana Hatfield Three
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Two songs I heard today:
The Divorce Song by Liz Phair
My Sister by Juliana Hatfield Three
The Divorce Song by Liz Phair
My Sister by Juliana Hatfield Three
You’ll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits;
The three spirits;
a group of cartoon characters are dancing in front of a swing
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are dancing in front of a swing
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You’ll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits;
The three spirits;
A Dateline episode. Hopefully hosted by @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
Shout out to all the single people traveling back to their hometown in the next day or two to visit their parents for the holiday.
Just do it. Text your high school ex. See if they want to go hit up the bar the night before Thanksgiving. What could go wrong.
Just do it. Text your high school ex. See if they want to go hit up the bar the night before Thanksgiving. What could go wrong.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A Dateline episode. Hopefully hosted by @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
Wine
Marriage
Money
Marriage
Money
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Wine
Marriage
Money
Marriage
Money
“The only logical explanation for this is a test from G-d.” Love the writing.
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“The only logical explanation for this is a test from G-d.” Love the writing.
30 years ago, my dad died. The conversation between Cooper and Tommy is one I wish I had with my dad. That and, of course, playing catch one more time.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
30 years ago, my dad died. The conversation between Cooper and Tommy is one I wish I had with my dad. That and, of course, playing catch one more time.
“Enough to say I tried, not enough to say I miss her,” is an awesome funeral quote.
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“Enough to say I tried, not enough to say I miss her,” is an awesome funeral quote.
Watching “Landman.” For Ariana, I would put everything in a trust and stay with her. Money isn’t everything. I would lose my last penny for her.
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Watching “Landman.” For Ariana, I would put everything in a trust and stay with her. Money isn’t everything. I would lose my last penny for her.
Well the South side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Leroy Brown
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Leroy Brown
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Well the South side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Leroy Brown
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Leroy Brown
Sponsored by Catan…nice
Ant is working right now, spin move then lays it in off the glass
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Sponsored by Catan…nice
Evergreen
Fucking bullshit.
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Evergreen
As long as I don’t see your bare feet, I don’t care what you wear to the airport.
absolute clown shit. Wearing a button up shirt to the airport wont make the TSA line shorter or your flight less delayed
Trump's Transportation Secretary posts new video on his plans to improve air travel:
'Let's bring civility and manners back. Are you dressing with respect? Are you saying please and thank you in general? The golden age of travel begins with you.'
'Let's bring civility and manners back. Are you dressing with respect? Are you saying please and thank you in general? The golden age of travel begins with you.'
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
As long as I don’t see your bare feet, I don’t care what you wear to the airport.
Centering my story in 1992-1993 means I can sit in Starbucks moving my ass to songs like "Humpin' Around" without shame.
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Centering my story in 1992-1993 means I can sit in Starbucks moving my ass to songs like "Humpin' Around" without shame.
“Mouth Heaven” needs to be changed.
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“Mouth Heaven” needs to be changed.
My morning:
“Anyone watch Landman?” Crickets
“Anyone watch American Revolution?” Crickets
Anyone watching “Golden Bachelor?” Responses like crazy…
“Anyone watch Landman?” Crickets
“Anyone watch American Revolution?” Crickets
Anyone watching “Golden Bachelor?” Responses like crazy…
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My morning:
“Anyone watch Landman?” Crickets
“Anyone watch American Revolution?” Crickets
Anyone watching “Golden Bachelor?” Responses like crazy…
“Anyone watch Landman?” Crickets
“Anyone watch American Revolution?” Crickets
Anyone watching “Golden Bachelor?” Responses like crazy…
Preach!!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Preach!!!
Loudest singers in the front pew tomorrow..
Calling ICE on your neighbors is a hate crime
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Loudest singers in the front pew tomorrow..
Hey @sickoscommittee.org, I saw two dancing avocados on the sideline of the Texas/Georgia game…
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hey @sickoscommittee.org, I saw two dancing avocados on the sideline of the Texas/Georgia game…
Are there avocados on the sideline?
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Are there avocados on the sideline?
Safe travels, @mollyknight.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Safe travels, @mollyknight.bsky.social
Annie will hard knock you on your ass..
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Annie will hard knock you on your ass..
