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Rusty Crimm
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Provisional Deacon in the UMC/former Music Educator/Frequent GIF user/All-Purpose Nerd/Registered Independent/He/Him/His. Fan of /'s.
Hi! This is dumb.
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
When my daughter catches me eating her Halloween candy
looking great, mister president, sir, no president in history has looked better at 175 years old while putting a fake medal on themselves
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Ugh.
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is far from the most important thing going on, but why does he sign his posts like they’re official resolutions?
Chairman Mao announces his new state-run transportation plan
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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[GLEN enters, crosses to center of room, flips folding chair around, sits in it backwards and rolls up his sleeves]

“We’re not doing this again this year. Any of it. Your takes on DIE HARD, “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” “The Little Drummer Boy,” Hallmark movie cliches, they’re done. They’re over. Stop.
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
“Weird Al” Yankovic
Trombone Shorty
The Books
The Chicago Symphony Orchestra
Justin Timberlake
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Parliament Funkadelic
Nas
GWAR
Outkast
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

BB King
Thundercat
Dave Brubeck
Van Halen
Cher
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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CNN: Trump in Epstein files
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’m no history major, but wasn’t the Revolutionary War won at Yorktown?
October 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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POV: The new singer of the Reading Rainbow theme song and the new host of Reading Rainbow meet for the first time in Canada 🥹📚🌈

Video Description:
Mychal and Bukola meet for the first time! They joyfully dance to the Reading Rainbow theme song, sung by Bukola ✨

youtube.com/@kidzuko?feature=shared
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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The White House Bluesky account @whitehouse-47.bsky.social is currrently followed by fewer than 5000 accounts. Over 65.000 accounts have blocked it.

Source: ClearSky: clearsky.app/whitehouse-4...
October 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I know I mostly just lurk on here but I have to say that I think it’s so stupid that everyone uses those ridiculous tiny microphones on red carpet interviews and stuff.
September 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Whatever happened to just buying stuff and then owning that stuff.
August 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This would rule, but I’m also psyched to see how unhinged he gets, like when Conan was getting forced out of the Tonight Show and just did more elaborate and humiliating things to NBC.
Pbs should hire Colbert to do the late show but have it as a pbs passport only show.
July 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."
July 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
lol what a stupid headline.
“Everyone agrees that this thing that happened definitely happened and will affect things.”
July 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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It’s not impossible that the pope has read one of your tweets, and perhaps even enjoyed a sensible chuckle over it.
May 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I know this is not the most important thing happening right now but, even though I don't mind spoilers, it's wild that after, like 3 days in the theatre Marvel is like, "yeah everyone's seen it, just tell them the big twist."
Like... if you're even a little bit online the whole movie is spoiled.
May 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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The Pope living just long enough to have JD Vance visit the Vatican so his Secretary of State could tell Vance to his face that he doesn’t understand Catholicism is a level of hating I could only aspire to in my wildest dreams.
April 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I feel like the word "baggage" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this headline.
OR GOP chair Jerry Cummings’ ex-wife said the couple met in the Portland area when she was 16 and he was 26, and serving as an associate pastor. “On occasion, he would visit [her] when her parents were out of town and take her to hotels."
www.wweek.com/news/2025/04...
The Oregon GOP’s New Chairman Brings Some Baggage to His Role
Court records provide details from a long-running divorce and custody case that raise questions about Gerald “Jerry” Cummings.
www.wweek.com
April 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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It's nice to have permission to stop watching this show that I only ever kind of enjoyed. www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/co...
Creator of White Lotus, Mike White, appears on Racist Podcast to promote Anti-Trans Conspiracy Theory
www.reddit.com
April 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Hate to be millennial about it all but it is just mental that my whole working life has just been a series of recessions and “economic shocks”, underpinned by stagnant wages
April 3, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Huh, weird. So it’s possible to hold elected leaders responsible for their crimes, just not in the U.S.
March 31, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Seth Meyers has a chance to do the funniest thing he could maybe ever do.
The White House Correspondents Dinner won't feature any comedian at all this year, which will certainly force Donald Trump to be nice to them. www.avclub.com/amber-ruffin...
Today in cowardice: Amber Ruffin dumped from White House Correspondents Dinner
Today in cowardice: Amber Ruffin dumped from White House Correspondents Dinner
www.avclub.com
March 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM