Glen Weldon
@ghweldon.bsky.social
Author, THE CAPED CRUSADE, NPR’s PODCAST START UP GUIDE. Unauthor, SUPERMAN: THE UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY. Host, POP CULTURE HAPPY HOUR.
Virtual trainer on treadmill has an amazing body and usually wears a clingy tank-top. As I follow him on runs and hikes I get to watch the people coming in the opposite direction.
I pass the time by predicting which ones will slyly ogle him as they pass us.
I’m VERY good at it.
I pass the time by predicting which ones will slyly ogle him as they pass us.
I’m VERY good at it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Virtual trainer on treadmill has an amazing body and usually wears a clingy tank-top. As I follow him on runs and hikes I get to watch the people coming in the opposite direction.
I pass the time by predicting which ones will slyly ogle him as they pass us.
I’m VERY good at it.
I pass the time by predicting which ones will slyly ogle him as they pass us.
I’m VERY good at it.
Whither the landfills?
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Whither the landfills?
Planning a NYC trip cause I heard they got Shiera Law which forces everyone to be a grumpy badass and have insane sexual chemistry with absolutely everyone
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Planning a NYC trip cause I heard they got Shiera Law which forces everyone to be a grumpy badass and have insane sexual chemistry with absolutely everyone
Observing James Watson’s death by reading up on Rosalind Franklin.
He’d hate that. Bet he’s double-helixing in his grave.
He’d hate that. Bet he’s double-helixing in his grave.
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Observing James Watson’s death by reading up on Rosalind Franklin.
He’d hate that. Bet he’s double-helixing in his grave.
He’d hate that. Bet he’s double-helixing in his grave.
I’ll take Online Content Ruthlessly Laser-Targeted At Me for 1000 please Ken
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ?...
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ?...
PODCAST: PAUL F. TOMPKINS on Season 20, Episode 9 | Taskmaster
YouTube video by Taskmaster
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November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’ll take Online Content Ruthlessly Laser-Targeted At Me for 1000 please Ken
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ?...
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ?...
This is my sandwich. There are many like it but this one is mine. My sandwich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My sandwich, without me, is useless. Without my sandwich, I am useless. I must eat my sandwich true. I must eat heartier than my enemy who is
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is my sandwich. There are many like it but this one is mine. My sandwich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My sandwich, without me, is useless. Without my sandwich, I am useless. I must eat my sandwich true. I must eat heartier than my enemy who is
Now ICE has gotta be scared of subs like they’re merchant ships crossing the Atlantic in 1942.
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Now ICE has gotta be scared of subs like they’re merchant ships crossing the Atlantic in 1942.
Ham sandwiches out here in these streets, unindicted, just roaming free as you please
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ham sandwiches out here in these streets, unindicted, just roaming free as you please
St. Peter, yesterday:
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
St. Peter, yesterday:
The real question is how she found the address of his home pit.
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The real question is how she found the address of his home pit.
Today is All Hallow’s Day.
All the Hallows.
All of them.
Except for one.
This one.
All the Hallows.
All of them.
Except for one.
This one.
November 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Today is All Hallow’s Day.
All the Hallows.
All of them.
Except for one.
This one.
All the Hallows.
All of them.
Except for one.
This one.
Social media just paid for itself.
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Social media just paid for itself.
Tonight I can get away with asking folks the one question I’m forced to keep to myself the other 364 days of the year:
“And who are YOU supposed to be?”
“And who are YOU supposed to be?”
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Tonight I can get away with asking folks the one question I’m forced to keep to myself the other 364 days of the year:
“And who are YOU supposed to be?”
“And who are YOU supposed to be?”
BUGONIA isn’t peak Lanthimos, and hoo boy that final needle-drop is mystifyingly bad. Poisonous. But Stone and Plemons are great. Shame they’ve been cut to seem like they’re not in the same movie.
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'Bugonia' may or may not be about aliens; it's definitely about alienation
Director Yorgos Lanthimos' latest is about cousins who kidnap a CEO, convinced she's an alien.
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October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
BUGONIA isn’t peak Lanthimos, and hoo boy that final needle-drop is mystifyingly bad. Poisonous. But Stone and Plemons are great. Shame they’ve been cut to seem like they’re not in the same movie.
www.npr.org/2025/10/31/n...
www.npr.org/2025/10/31/n...
Annual reminder that the fake spider webs you stretch across your front porch look nothing like spider webs and instead just look like you murdered a sweater and have hung up its flayed corpse as a grim warning to all other knitwear.
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Annual reminder that the fake spider webs you stretch across your front porch look nothing like spider webs and instead just look like you murdered a sweater and have hung up its flayed corpse as a grim warning to all other knitwear.
Hark! I sense on this night the veil twixt this world and the realm beyond, where the restless dead roil and rut and wail in hunger for the souls of the living, thins to merest gossamer, so gimme a Zagnut or I’ll TP your crepe myrtle
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Hark! I sense on this night the veil twixt this world and the realm beyond, where the restless dead roil and rut and wail in hunger for the souls of the living, thins to merest gossamer, so gimme a Zagnut or I’ll TP your crepe myrtle
I hate Gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as Thranduil’s Elk sniffily ghosting the Dwarves of Erebor.
(jkjk I love Gay Halloween)
(jkjk I love Gay Halloween)
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I hate Gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as Thranduil’s Elk sniffily ghosting the Dwarves of Erebor.
(jkjk I love Gay Halloween)
(jkjk I love Gay Halloween)
As a kid I found Mischief Night way scarier than Halloween because I knew ghosts didn’t exist but my 7th-grade bullies given license to exert their sociopathic will upon the defenseless cul-de-sacs of suburban Philadelphia very much did.
October 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
As a kid I found Mischief Night way scarier than Halloween because I knew ghosts didn’t exist but my 7th-grade bullies given license to exert their sociopathic will upon the defenseless cul-de-sacs of suburban Philadelphia very much did.
I go to gay Halloween parties hoping to see Elaine Stritch: At Liberty and Mrs. White with Flames on the Side of Her Face and instead it’s all Fiyero in a Jockstrap and Legolas in a Jockstrap and Shrek in a Jockstrap.
Not a complaint.
Just an appeal to honor our goddamn history, not just our abs.
Not a complaint.
Just an appeal to honor our goddamn history, not just our abs.
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I go to gay Halloween parties hoping to see Elaine Stritch: At Liberty and Mrs. White with Flames on the Side of Her Face and instead it’s all Fiyero in a Jockstrap and Legolas in a Jockstrap and Shrek in a Jockstrap.
Not a complaint.
Just an appeal to honor our goddamn history, not just our abs.
Not a complaint.
Just an appeal to honor our goddamn history, not just our abs.
This is a vestige of the pre-Gunn DC Universe, in my review of 2018’s TEEN TITANS GO! TO THE MOVIES, which is, not for nothing, terrific.
It’s a pretty good Martha joke.
B, B-.
Pretty good.
It’s a pretty good Martha joke.
B, B-.
Pretty good.
October 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is a vestige of the pre-Gunn DC Universe, in my review of 2018’s TEEN TITANS GO! TO THE MOVIES, which is, not for nothing, terrific.
It’s a pretty good Martha joke.
B, B-.
Pretty good.
It’s a pretty good Martha joke.
B, B-.
Pretty good.
HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS THAT YOU WILL SPEND ALL NIGHT EXPLAINING:
1. Wear a C-3PO costume
2. Toss a sheet over your head
GHOST PROTOCOL DROID
1. Wear a C-3PO costume
2. Toss a sheet over your head
GHOST PROTOCOL DROID
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS THAT YOU WILL SPEND ALL NIGHT EXPLAINING:
1. Wear a C-3PO costume
2. Toss a sheet over your head
GHOST PROTOCOL DROID
1. Wear a C-3PO costume
2. Toss a sheet over your head
GHOST PROTOCOL DROID
The presence of Spirit Halloween Stores implies the existence of Wine Halloween Stores.
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The presence of Spirit Halloween Stores implies the existence of Wine Halloween Stores.
Oh sure now he’s the charismatic leader of a pagan gourd cult but in two months he’s gonna be Jesus-shaming everyone about the true meaning of Christmas.
Sally, girl. Chew your leg off. Get yourself free bitch.
Sally, girl. Chew your leg off. Get yourself free bitch.
October 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh sure now he’s the charismatic leader of a pagan gourd cult but in two months he’s gonna be Jesus-shaming everyone about the true meaning of Christmas.
Sally, girl. Chew your leg off. Get yourself free bitch.
Sally, girl. Chew your leg off. Get yourself free bitch.
This image is hot.
The fact that Batman wears white sweatsocks under his boots is, however, entirely new information to this Batman scholar, and not remotely hot.
The fact that Batman wears white sweatsocks under his boots is, however, entirely new information to this Batman scholar, and not remotely hot.
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This image is hot.
The fact that Batman wears white sweatsocks under his boots is, however, entirely new information to this Batman scholar, and not remotely hot.
The fact that Batman wears white sweatsocks under his boots is, however, entirely new information to this Batman scholar, and not remotely hot.